wren doesn't have pronouns

storyboard adapted to a 30 second clip from a fan video of sonic the hedgehog

Transcript

1. LEE: i'm gonna be talking sh-t about you later.
3. LEE: but i want to do it right.
5. LEE: so,
6. LEE: why don't you tell me your pronouns?
7. WREN: hmph.
8. WREN: unlike you blue-haired --
9. WREN: liberals,
10. WREN: i don't have pronouns.
20. LEE: everybody--
21. LEE: has--
22. LEE: pronouns!
23. LEE: pronouns!
25. WREN: i don't.
28. WREN: you will refer to me--
29. WREN: only by my name.
31. WREN: shadow the heghehog!
37. LEE: well--
39. LEE: at least he gets the concept.
43. PRONOUN POLICE: pronoun police!
46. PRONOUN POLICE: you said, 'he,' which is not shadow the hedgehog's preferred pronouns!
48. LEE: sh-t.
51. LEE: my bad!