Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Hey guy, you ok? Wheres James? Scene 6 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "I tried to do it myself, before you got here." TDOJ Page 3/117
"You did? Is he dead? Scene 8 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "I couldnt do it. I tried to choke him out... ...I think I gave him brain damage." Scene 9 Duration 07:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "shit." TDOJ Page 4/117
"Why would you try and kill him like that?" Scene 10 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Wel how would you have done it?" Scene 11 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I told you on the phone. Take him to the vet. But you don't want to do that." TDOJ Page 7/117
"I'm not going to pay someone else to kill him. He's my ferrest and my responsibility. If anyone is going to take Jame's life it's going to be me, not some stranger in a white lab coat." Scene 12 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "I'm not going to pay someone else to kill him. He's my ferrest and my responsibility. If anyone is going to take Jame's life it's going to be me, not some stranger in a white lab coat." Scene 12 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "I'm not going to pay someone else to kill him. He's my ferrest and my responsibility. If anyone is going to take Jame's life it's going to be me, not some stranger in a white lab coat." TDOJ Page 8/117
"Do vets take themselves seriously enough as doctors to wear white jackets? CALVIN- I don't know?" Scene 13 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Do vets take themselves seriously enough as doctors to wear white jackets? CALVIN- I don't know?" Scene 14 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 9/117
"Wow..." Scene 16 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Wow..." Scene 17 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "No hair at all eh? Yeah.. he's npt eating anymore either... I saw the inside of his mouth. It's all bloody. His teeth are all gummed up." TDOJ Page 11/117
Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Scene 18 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "well okay thenKevorkian. How do you want to do this?" CALVIN- "I don't know, you are the idea guy. Isn't that why you're here?" TDOJ Page 12/117
"well okay then Kevorkian. How do you want to do this?" CALVIN- "I don't know, you are the idea guy. Isn't that why you're here?" Scene 19 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I said I;d help you out if you needed, but I have no idea what to do. I've never killed anything before." Scene 20 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "You've said your dad worked at a mink farm... isn't it in your blood?" TDOJ Page 13/117
"You've said your dad worked at a mink farm... isn't it in your blood?" Scene 20 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "You've said your dad worked at a mink farm... isn't it in your blood?" Scene 21 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "are minksand ferrets similar? Im not sure what a mink is" TDOJ Page 14/117
"do you even know how he killed them?" Scene 22 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "do you even know how he killed them?" Scene 23 Duration 10:03 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 15/117
"That could be really messy unless we maybe wrapped him in a bag of something first..." Scene 23 Duration 10:03 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Lay him on a log?" Scene 23 Duration 10:03 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "chop?" TDOJ Page 17/117
"No. Thats terrible." Scene 23 Duration 10:03 Panel 9 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Injection? Isn't that what they do at the vet?" Scene 23 Duration 10:03 Panel 10 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "yeah but inject with what?" TDOJ Page 18/117
"Air? Even air would kill him; cause a brain embolism." Scene 24 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Maybe just throw him really hard against a wall?" Scene 24 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 19/117
"Might as well just throw him off a bridge or building then. Plus it would be kind of exciting free fall for him." Scene 25 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Dramatic." Scene 25 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Hans Gruber Style." TDOJ Page 20/117
"Okay, no, You shouldnt. maybe that's a better idea than what we've been throwing out so far but I really think he needs to be put out of his misery" Scene 28 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Okay, no, You shouldnt. maybe that's a better idea than what we've been throwing out so far but I really think he needs to be put out of his misery" Scene 29 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "He's in pain, he can;t eat. He has no hair and honestly he's just fucked up to look at. If i was the old man version of him right now I would just want it to be over." TDOJ Page 23/117
"He's in pain, he can;t eat. He has no hair and honestly he's just fucked up to look at. If i was the old man version of him right now I would just want it to be over." Scene 30 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "But who says HE wouldn't choose to live? Maybe it's not our place to kill him." Scene 30 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "But who says HE wouldn't choose to live? Maybe it's not our place to kill him." TDOJ Page 24/117
"You're really against euthanasia would have more pull if you didn't just try to squeeze the life out James with your bare hands 15 minutes ago?" Scene 31 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "I'm not against euthanasia, but there's a big difference between an old person who can speak their wishes and a ferret who has no choice." Scene 32 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Well at the least a pn can be drugged up and made comfortable." TDOJ Page 25/117
Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Scene 33 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Okay. But if we're putting him out of his misery, I'm going to be the one to do it. No vet." TDOJ Page 26/117
"Floss would work. Are you going to be able to do this?" Scene 37 Duration 07:02 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "well Floss would work better than my hands." Scene 37 Duration 07:02 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I meant more that James is your pet. Can you actually kill your own pet." TDOJ Page 29/117
"I've never had anyone close to me die before." Scene 39 Duration 05:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Scene 39 Duration 05:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 32/117
"Not even a dog. I've had like 8 dogs since I wasa kid, but my parents always gave them away before they died. I think when my dog back home dies I'm going to need to take time off work. I'll be to big a mess." Scene 40 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Really? I dont think I'll even cry when my parents die." Scene 41 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "whats, that's bullshit." TDOJ Page 33/117
"Im not saying I won't be sad. But I really don't think I would cry. Deaths a natual part of life....It's expected...and assuming they die of old age and aren't just killed out of nowhere, I thinI'll be ready and accepting of it. It would suck but crying over it won't change anything." Scene 43 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "You robot." Scene 43 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "You robot." TDOJ Page 34/117
'Bleach" Scene 46 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Bleach?" Scene 47 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Yeah as a kid I once took a big whiff of bleach andit almost knocked me out." TDOJ Page 37/117
"I'm guessing if you hold a bowl of bleach in fron of his face" Scene 47 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "it would probably put him out too." Scene 48 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "sounds good." TDOJ Page 38/117
Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Scene 50 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I think I'm goin got be completely unable to function when my parents die. I have no idea how I'm going to deal with it... It freaks me out a LOT." TDOJ Page 40/117
"I think I'm goin got be completely unable to function when my parents die. I have no idea how I'm going to deal with it... It freaks me out a LOT." Scene 50 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I think I'm goin got be completely unable to function when my parents die. I have no idea how I'm going to deal with it... It freaks me out a LOT." Scene 51 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Really? I don't think about it that much. The way I look at it, my dad probably has another 30 years in him. That's a long time. I'm in my twenties and it feels like I've been alive forever. He's got my whole life until now ahead of him. TDOJ Page 41/117
"I wish I had your programming" Scene 52 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I wish I had your programming" Scene 53 Duration 05:21 Panel 1 Duration 00:21 TDOJ Page 42/117
Duration 05:21 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "What are you going to do with the body?" Scene 53 Duration 05:21 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Haven't thought that far ahead." TDOJ Page 43/117
"Lets do a viking funeral. that would be awesome." Scene 53 Duration 05:21 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "How would we do that?" Scene 54 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Well we geta milk carton and build a little boat for James." TDOJ Page 44/117
"and setit out on a Lost Lagoon." Scene 55 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Light it on fire" Scene 56 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 45/117
Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I dunno...Maybe?" Scene 62 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "What if she sees all this and thinks we're trying to kill somebody? What if sheasks what we need this stuff for? Maybe we should split this up between us so its not so obvious?" TDOJ Page 48/117
"Okay. And how did you want to pay for this?" Scene 67 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CLERK- "Okay. And how did you want to pay for this?" Scene 68 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 53/117
Planning what to say if interogated." Scene 70 Duration 04:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Better to be prepared" Scene 70 Duration 04:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Than not prepared." TDOJ Page 56/117
"So are you prepared that if this goes really badly," Scene 71 Duration 04:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "like raumatizing, you could have a.." Scene 71 Duration 04:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Ghost ferret haunting your apartment? You know how they say about violent deaths and lost souls. TDOJ Page 57/117
"It would suck for his final moments to be traumatizing, but it's not like he's going to linger on it after. I just don't but into the sould thing...Afterlife...ghost ferrets." Scene 72 Duration 04:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "It would suck for his final moments to be traumatizing, but it's not like he's going to linger on it after. I just don't but into the sould thing...Afterlife...ghost ferrets." Scene 73 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Of course you don't. You're a robot" TDOJ Page 59/117
"THATS's exactly what it's like though, A machine. You shut a computer off and the program is just head. If you didn't save it, theres no resurrecting it." Scene 74 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "THATS's exactly what it's like though, A machine. You shut a computer off and the program is just head. If you didn't save it, theres no resurrecting it." Scene 74 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Or in James' case possible stagger in horror to black." TDOJ Page 60/117
"Yeah all I hear from you is 1011010010101..." Scene 77 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Again, I'm not afraid of dying, so I don't need that 'comfort' of believing there's something on the other side." Scene 78 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Well I believe there's another side, and I'm TERRIFIED of dying. So I can promise you, belief for the sake of comfort doesnt een come into play." TDOJ Page 62/117
"Well if you're so scared of dying, why so you in a rush to usher James to the 'other side'?" Scene 80 Duration 05:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Cuz if I were in his situation, I would still hope someone would do me the courtesy of ending me on my own terms and nothaving me lying, waiting- possibly scared shitless-for my last breath. Scene 80 Duration 05:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Cuz if I were in his situation, I would still hope someone would do me the courtesy of ending me on my own terms and nothaving me lying, waiting- possibly scared shitless-for my last breath. TDOJ Page 63/117
Duration 05:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "And that goesfor not being resuscitated as well.." Scene 80 Duration 05:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "And that goesfor not being resuscitated as well.." TDOJ Page 64/117
"In fact, if I was in an accident, and I ended up paralyzed, just a talking head, I would ask you to sufffocate me." Scene 82 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Nope." Scene 82 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Nope." TDOJ Page 65/117
"Why not?" CALVIN- "Cuz you wouldn't be dying. Youcould live another 30 years like that." RUSSEL- "ButI would be miserable." Scene 83 Duration 10:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Why not?" CALVIN- "Cuz you wouldn't be dying. Youcould live another 30 years like that." RUSSEL- "ButI would be miserable." Scene 83 Duration 10:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Why not?" CALVIN- "Cuz you wouldn't be dying. Youcould live another 30 years like that." RUSSEL- "ButI would be miserable." TDOJ Page 66/117
"Nah, you could be inspirational. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't kill you," Scene 83 Duration 10:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "...but I would wheel you around to different High Schools so you can give speeches at assemblies about the dangers of auto erotic asphyxiation or whatever got you to that state." Scene 83 Duration 10:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "...but I would wheel you around to different High Schools so you can give speeches at assemblies about the dangers of auto erotic asphyxiation or whatever got you to that state." TDOJ Page 67/117
"OK who'se going to do it? should I hold him?" Scene 87 Duration 06:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Yeah...I should probably do the actual choking." Scene 87 Duration 06:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 72/117
"it might be more comfortable for him if I'm holding him." Scene 87 Duration 06:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I concur." Scene 88 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Are you sure you want to do this?" TDOJ Page 73/117
Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Scene 90 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Yeah well I was hoping we could bring him over and have him put to sleep. (pause) One sec." TDOJ Page 74/117
Duration 05:03 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "But you guys put down animals all the time...(pause) Scene 92 Duration 05:03 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Well if youhad found him on the street and no one claimed him wouldn't he be put down?" (pause) TDOJ Page 77/117
"Well the thing is, me and my roomie are really broke,and for what it';s worth, if we can't have him put down properly, wer're just going to run over him with my car." (pause) "Okay. sounds good. Thanks." Scene 92 Duration 05:03 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "We can bring him down and they'll do it for a donation." Scene 92 Duration 05:03 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "We can bring him down and they'll do it for a donation." TDOJ Page 78/117
"I should pull up next to them and show James in all his hairless glory..." Scene 100 Duration 06:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Toss him onto her windsheild!" Scene 100 Duration 06:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 85/117
"Maybe it's a sign I shouldn't be putting him down..." Scene 101 Duration 04:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Maybe it's a sign I shouldn't be putting him down..." Scene 101 Duration 04:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Maybe it's a sign I shouldn't be putting him down..." TDOJ Page 87/117
"A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." Scene 102 Duration 08:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." Scene 102 Duration 08:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." TDOJ Page 88/117
"A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." Scene 102 Duration 08:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." Scene 102 Duration 08:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." TDOJ Page 89/117
"A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." Scene 102 Duration 08:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "A sign? Who's giving you this sign? Mr. Roboto has a deity? Besides, if anything it's a sign you're doing the right thing; Probably wouldn't see something like that bumper sticker if we were going to saw off his head with a nail file." Scene 103 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 90/117
"Okay, Here's what we're going to do. Were going to take him into the back room and give him an injection under his right shoulder. James will pass quiclly and painlesly. Would you like a moment to say goodbye now?" Scene 108 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog VET- "Okay, Here's what we're going to do. Were going to take him into the back room and give him an injection under his right shoulder. James will pass quiclly and painlesly. Would you like a moment to say goodbye now?" Scene 109 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "I can't be there in the back?" TDOJ Page 95/117
"We don't allow that." Scene 110 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog VET- "We don't allow that." Scene 111 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "No, I have to be there with him." TDOJ Page 96/117
"Ok I guess we can make an exception" Scene 112 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog VET- "Ok I guess we can make an exception" Scene 113 Duration 05:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 97/117
Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Well buddy, I know this sucks, but I hope it's what you're wanting." Scene 114 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog CALVIN- "Well buddy, I know this sucks, but I hope it's what you're wanting." TDOJ Page 99/117
"This isn't going to hurt him, and it will be over very quickly. This realis the best thing we can do for James." Scene 116 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog VET- "Would you like a moment alone with him before I make the injection?" Scene 116 Duration 02:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog VET- "Would you like a moment alone with him before I make the injection?" TDOJ Page 100/117
"I think I'm going to go wait outside." Scene 120 Duration 06:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I think I'm going to go wait outside." Scene 120 Duration 06:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I think I'm going to go wait outside." TDOJ Page 104/117
"I think I'm going to go wait outside." Scene 120 Duration 06:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "I think I'm going to go wait outside." Scene 121 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 TDOJ Page 105/117
"I know now why humans cry." Scene 130 Duration 06:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Scene 130 Duration 06:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog RUSSEL- "Yeah well, we should probably get out of here. Im pretty sure this illegal." TDOJ Page 115/117
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