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The Goose

The Goose

While moving into his new home, Daniel is unable to retrieve the last box from his IHAUL truck because of a very angry goose.

Harrison Stetzer

September 11, 2022
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  4. Dialog *THUD*

  5. Dialog O.S: How goes the move?

  6. Dialog I'm almost done unloading the truck

  7. Dialog Just one more to go!

  8. Dialog From phone: That's great!

  9. Dialog But...

  10. Dialog it would be better if you were here helping

    me.
  11. Dialog I know. I know.

  12. Dialog I'm almost done here.

  13. Dialog Whoa wait! Open that bottom box right there.

  14. Dialog Ok? Left me a surprise?

  15. Dialog FP: Just look!

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  17. Dialog Edward?!

  18. Dialog FP: Edward!

  19. Dialog FP: I just thought that he's been through so

    much with us
  20. Dialog FP: I just thought that he's been through so

    much with us
  21. Dialog FP: and deserves to be in our new home.

  22. Dialog FP: and deserves to be in our new home.

  23. Dialog FP: Like a good luck charm!

  24. Dialog Heh, yeah.

  25. Dialog Any thoughts on where to put him?

  26. Dialog FP: Well, show me around.

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  28. Dialog Thank you.

  29. Dialog Now

  30. Dialog FP: Hmmm

  31. Dialog FP: Hmmm

  32. Dialog FP: OH

  33. Dialog FP: Right next to the goose on the window!

  34. Dialog FP: Right next to the goose on the window!

  35. Dialog Here you go Edward!

  36. Dialog Here you go Edward!

  37. Dialog A friend for you.

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  40. Dialog Alright, I got one more box to grab

  41. Dialog Alright, I got one more box to grab

  42. Dialog Alright, I got one more box to grab

  43. Dialog so I'll call you la-

  44. Dialog so I'll call you la-

  45. Dialog -ter?

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  47. Dialog Well hi Mr. Goose.

  48. Dialog Can I get past yo-

  49. Dialog *HONK*

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  52. Dialog FP: Babe? What's going on?

  53. Dialog FP: Babe? What's going on?

  54. Dialog Uh

  55. Dialog O.S: The goose is in between me and the

    truck
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  57. Dialog *HONK

  58. Dialog *HONK

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  60. Dialog AH!

  61. Dialog AH!

  62. Dialog AH!

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  64. Dialog *SLAM*

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  67. Dialog *Heavy Breathing*

  68. Dialog *Heavy Breathing*

  69. Dialog *laughing O.S.*

  70. Dialog *laughing O.S.*

  71. Dialog What's so funny?

  72. Dialog Sorry, sorry.

  73. Dialog I just can't believe my buff boyfriend is scared

    of a goose.
  74. Dialog Hey!

  75. Dialog Geese are terrifying!

  76. Dialog I heard they can totally break an arm!

  77. Dialog And where did you hear that from

  78. Dialog city boy?

  79. Dialog THE INTERNET! OK?!

  80. Dialog *Inhale*

  81. Dialog NOW CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE!?

  82. Dialog FP: Alright! Sheesh. Well, here are your options.

  83. Dialog FP: You could just call animal control and they

    can deal with it.
  84. Dialog FP: You could just call animal control and they

    can deal with it.
  85. Dialog FP: You could just call animal control and they

    can deal with it.
  86. Dialog And what are they going to do?

  87. Dialog This is goose territory now.

  88. Dialog This is goose territory now.

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  90. Dialog *HONK* AH!

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  92. Dialog *Thump*

  93. Dialog No, I'm on my own.

  94. Dialog FP: Ok, then maybe you could lure with some

    food?
  95. Dialog FP: I packed you a sandwich in your backpack.

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  99. Dialog God I love you so much.

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  101. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

  102. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

  103. Dialog *Honk*

  104. Dialog Take this lovely sandwich!

  105. Dialog You stupid

  106. Dialog FAT

  107. Dialog BIRD!!!

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  112. Dialog *HONK*

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  115. Dialog *SLAM*

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  117. Dialog O.S: That didn't work. What's next?

  118. Dialog O.S: That didn't work. What's next?

  119. Dialog Well how about pushing it away?

  120. Dialog Well how about pushing it away?

  121. Dialog Maybe with a stick or the broom?

  122. Dialog Maybe with a stick or the broom?

  123. Dialog Maybe with a stick or the broom?

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  130. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

  131. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

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  133. Dialog *Honk*

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  139. Dialog *Honk*

  140. Dialog *THWACK*

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  143. Dialog *Honk*

  144. Dialog Maybe he doesn't like you using the front door?

  145. Dialog Maybe he doesn't like you using the front door?

  146. Dialog Maybe he doesn't like you using the front door?

  147. Dialog Try the garage.

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  149. Dialog *Click*

  150. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*

  151. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*

  152. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*

  153. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*

  154. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*

  155. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*

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  157. Dialog *Click*

  158. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*

  159. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*

  160. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*

  161. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*

  162. Dialog Uh

  163. Dialog Trap it with a box?

  164. Dialog Trap it with a box?

  165. Dialog You got this!

  166. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

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  170. Dialog *HONK*

  171. Dialog Hi Mr. Goose!

  172. Dialog Hope all is good

  173. Dialog Hope all is good

  174. Dialog *HONK*

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  176. Dialog Just

  177. Dialog stay

  178. Dialog right

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  180. Dialog THERE!

  181. Dialog THERE!

  182. Dialog *Panic Honking*

  183. Dialog *Panic Honking*

  184. Dialog *Panic Honking*

  185. Dialog *THUMP*

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  187. Dialog I...

  188. Dialog I did it

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  191. Dialog I DID IT!

  192. Dialog *Bump*

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  194. Dialog *Bump* No no no!

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  196. Dialog *Bump*

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  198. Dialog *Bump*

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  200. Dialog *Bump*

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  202. Dialog *Bump*

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  208. Dialog *THUD*

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  211. Dialog *HONK*

  212. Dialog *HONK*

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  215. Dialog *Groan*

  216. Dialog *Groan*

  217. Dialog I give up.

  218. Dialog I'm never getting that last box.

  219. Dialog *hiss* Lost to that goose forever, never to be

    retrieved.
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  221. Dialog You still there, J?

  222. Dialog Yeah yeah, I'm looking up what could possibly tick

    off a goose this much.
  223. Dialog Yeah yeah, I'm looking up what could possibly tick

    off a goose this much.
  224. Dialog Anything come up?

  225. Dialog FP: It says here some geese get territorial with

    other birds.
  226. Dialog But there's only one bird.

  227. Dialog One goose.

  228. Dialog Maybe its just fate.

  229. Dialog Maybe the goose just haunts this house.

  230. Dialog *Sigh*

  231. Dialog Which, honestly, I'm ok with that. As long as

    I have you.
  232. Dialog FP: What about Edward?

  233. Dialog FP: Maybe the goose thinks he's another bird?

  234. Dialog Ok??? So if Edward is the problem, then what?

  235. Dialog FP: Easy, get rid of him.

  236. Dialog WHAT!

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  238. Dialog But he's like our son!

  239. Dialog Sweetheart, its just a wooden duck.

  240. Dialog We'll make plenty of new memories

  241. Dialog In our NEW home.

  242. Dialog Awww

  243. Dialog Plus I bought that as a joke for 2$

    at the flea market.
  244. Dialog So I don't mind parting with "our son"

  245. Dialog for the greater good of our future.

  246. Dialog Alright

  247. Dialog For our future!

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  249. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

  250. Dialog *Door Open SFX*

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  252. Dialog HONK HONK HONK

  253. Dialog HONK HONK HONK

  254. Dialog HONK HONK HONK

  255. Dialog HONK HONK HONK

  256. Dialog Looks like it was you, Edward.

  257. Dialog *sigh*

  258. Dialog So long, son!

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  272. Dialog You will be missed, Edward!

  273. Dialog Huh?

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  276. Dialog Aw!

  277. Dialog He just wanted a frie-

  278. Dialog -nd

  279. Dialog -nd

  280. Dialog *SNAP*

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  282. Dialog *THUD*

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  284. Dialog Nevermind, the Goose is scary

  285. Dialog And I need that box NOW!

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