The Goose

While moving into his new home, Daniel is unable to retrieve the last box from his IHAUL truck because of a very angry goose.

Transcript

4. Dialog *THUD*
5. Dialog O.S: How goes the move?
6. Dialog I'm almost done unloading the truck
7. Dialog Just one more to go!
8. Dialog From phone: That's great!
9. Dialog But...
10. Dialog it would be better if you were here helping me.
11. Dialog I know. I know.
12. Dialog I'm almost done here.
13. Dialog Whoa wait! Open that bottom box right there.
14. Dialog Ok? Left me a surprise?
15. Dialog FP: Just look!
17. Dialog Edward?!
18. Dialog FP: Edward!
19. Dialog FP: I just thought that he's been through so much with us
20. Dialog FP: I just thought that he's been through so much with us
21. Dialog FP: and deserves to be in our new home.
22. Dialog FP: and deserves to be in our new home.
23. Dialog FP: Like a good luck charm!
24. Dialog Heh, yeah.
25. Dialog Any thoughts on where to put him?
26. Dialog FP: Well, show me around.
28. Dialog Thank you.
29. Dialog Now
30. Dialog FP: Hmmm
31. Dialog FP: Hmmm
32. Dialog FP: OH
33. Dialog FP: Right next to the goose on the window!
34. Dialog FP: Right next to the goose on the window!
35. Dialog Here you go Edward!
36. Dialog Here you go Edward!
37. Dialog A friend for you.
40. Dialog Alright, I got one more box to grab
41. Dialog Alright, I got one more box to grab
42. Dialog Alright, I got one more box to grab
43. Dialog so I'll call you la-
44. Dialog so I'll call you la-
45. Dialog -ter?
47. Dialog Well hi Mr. Goose.
48. Dialog Can I get past yo-
49. Dialog *HONK*
52. Dialog FP: Babe? What's going on?
53. Dialog FP: Babe? What's going on?
54. Dialog Uh
55. Dialog O.S: The goose is in between me and the truck
57. Dialog *HONK
58. Dialog *HONK
60. Dialog AH!
61. Dialog AH!
62. Dialog AH!
64. Dialog *SLAM*
67. Dialog *Heavy Breathing*
68. Dialog *Heavy Breathing*
69. Dialog *laughing O.S.*
70. Dialog *laughing O.S.*
71. Dialog What's so funny?
72. Dialog Sorry, sorry.
73. Dialog I just can't believe my buff boyfriend is scared of a goose.
74. Dialog Hey!
75. Dialog Geese are terrifying!
76. Dialog I heard they can totally break an arm!
77. Dialog And where did you hear that from
78. Dialog city boy?
79. Dialog THE INTERNET! OK?!
80. Dialog *Inhale*
81. Dialog NOW CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE!?
82. Dialog FP: Alright! Sheesh. Well, here are your options.
83. Dialog FP: You could just call animal control and they can deal with it.
84. Dialog FP: You could just call animal control and they can deal with it.
85. Dialog FP: You could just call animal control and they can deal with it.
86. Dialog And what are they going to do?
87. Dialog This is goose territory now.
88. Dialog This is goose territory now.
90. Dialog *HONK* AH!
92. Dialog *Thump*
93. Dialog No, I'm on my own.
94. Dialog FP: Ok, then maybe you could lure with some food?
95. Dialog FP: I packed you a sandwich in your backpack.
99. Dialog God I love you so much.
101. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
102. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
103. Dialog *Honk*
104. Dialog Take this lovely sandwich!
105. Dialog You stupid
106. Dialog FAT
107. Dialog BIRD!!!
112. Dialog *HONK*
115. Dialog *SLAM*
117. Dialog O.S: That didn't work. What's next?
118. Dialog O.S: That didn't work. What's next?
119. Dialog Well how about pushing it away?
120. Dialog Well how about pushing it away?
121. Dialog Maybe with a stick or the broom?
122. Dialog Maybe with a stick or the broom?
123. Dialog Maybe with a stick or the broom?
130. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
131. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
133. Dialog *Honk*
139. Dialog *Honk*
140. Dialog *THWACK*
143. Dialog *Honk*
144. Dialog Maybe he doesn't like you using the front door?
145. Dialog Maybe he doesn't like you using the front door?
146. Dialog Maybe he doesn't like you using the front door?
147. Dialog Try the garage.
149. Dialog *Click*
150. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*
151. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*
152. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*
153. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*
154. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*
155. Dialog *Garage SFX opening*
157. Dialog *Click*
158. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*
159. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*
160. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*
161. Dialog *Garage SFX closing*
162. Dialog Uh
163. Dialog Trap it with a box?
164. Dialog Trap it with a box?
165. Dialog You got this!
166. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
170. Dialog *HONK*
171. Dialog Hi Mr. Goose!
172. Dialog Hope all is good
173. Dialog Hope all is good
174. Dialog *HONK*
176. Dialog Just
177. Dialog stay
178. Dialog right
180. Dialog THERE!
181. Dialog THERE!
182. Dialog *Panic Honking*
183. Dialog *Panic Honking*
184. Dialog *Panic Honking*
185. Dialog *THUMP*
187. Dialog I...
188. Dialog I did it
191. Dialog I DID IT!
192. Dialog *Bump*
194. Dialog *Bump* No no no!
196. Dialog *Bump*
198. Dialog *Bump*
200. Dialog *Bump*
202. Dialog *Bump*
208. Dialog *THUD*
211. Dialog *HONK*
212. Dialog *HONK*
215. Dialog *Groan*
216. Dialog *Groan*
217. Dialog I give up.
218. Dialog I'm never getting that last box.
219. Dialog *hiss* Lost to that goose forever, never to be retrieved.
221. Dialog You still there, J?
222. Dialog Yeah yeah, I'm looking up what could possibly tick off a goose this much.
223. Dialog Yeah yeah, I'm looking up what could possibly tick off a goose this much.
224. Dialog Anything come up?
225. Dialog FP: It says here some geese get territorial with other birds.
226. Dialog But there's only one bird.
227. Dialog One goose.
228. Dialog Maybe its just fate.
229. Dialog Maybe the goose just haunts this house.
230. Dialog *Sigh*
231. Dialog Which, honestly, I'm ok with that. As long as I have you.
232. Dialog FP: What about Edward?
233. Dialog FP: Maybe the goose thinks he's another bird?
234. Dialog Ok??? So if Edward is the problem, then what?
235. Dialog FP: Easy, get rid of him.
236. Dialog WHAT!
238. Dialog But he's like our son!
239. Dialog Sweetheart, its just a wooden duck.
240. Dialog We'll make plenty of new memories
241. Dialog In our NEW home.
242. Dialog Awww
243. Dialog Plus I bought that as a joke for 2$ at the flea market.
244. Dialog So I don't mind parting with "our son"
245. Dialog for the greater good of our future.
246. Dialog Alright
247. Dialog For our future!
249. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
250. Dialog *Door Open SFX*
252. Dialog HONK HONK HONK
253. Dialog HONK HONK HONK
254. Dialog HONK HONK HONK
255. Dialog HONK HONK HONK
256. Dialog Looks like it was you, Edward.
257. Dialog *sigh*
258. Dialog So long, son!
272. Dialog You will be missed, Edward!
273. Dialog Huh?
276. Dialog Aw!
277. Dialog He just wanted a frie-
278. Dialog -nd
279. Dialog -nd
280. Dialog *SNAP*
282. Dialog *THUD*
284. Dialog Nevermind, the Goose is scary
285. Dialog And I need that box NOW!