ARCHER 1008 storyboards

A nod to the famous Aliens chest bursting scene!
Roughs by me, cleaned up by Josh Zingerman

Transcript

2. Dialog PAM (O.S.) So that whole time you're in there...
3. Dialog PAM (O.S.) So that whole time you're in there...
4. Dialog PAM (O.S.) So that whole time you're in there...
5. Dialog PAM (O.S.) So that whole time you're in there...
6. Dialog PAM ... you didn't see anything?
7. Dialog PAM ... you didn't see anything?
8. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) No, I mean, it's hard to explain, it was kinda like it was... nothing and everything, if that makes any sense?
9. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) No, I mean, it's hard to explain, it was kinda like it was... nothing and everything, if that makes any sense?
10. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) No, I mean, it's hard to explain, it was kinda like it was... nothing and everything, if that makes any sense?
11. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) No, I mean, it's hard to explain, it was kinda like it was... nothing and everything, if that makes any sense?
12. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) No, I mean, it's hard to explain, it was kinda like it was... nothing and everything, if that makes any sense?
13. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) No, I mean, it's hard to explain, it was kinda like it was... nothing and everything, if that makes any sense?
14. Dialog MALORY About as much as what normally comes out of your mouth.
15. Dialog GILLETTE And speaking of your mouth...
16. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) What about it.
17. Dialog LANA You're uh, really packing it away there.
18. Dialog LANA You're uh, really packing it away there.
19. Dialog LANA You're uh, really packing it away there.
20. Dialog LANA You're uh, really packing it away there.
21. Dialog LANA You're uh, really packing it away there.
22. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) I'm hungry, sue me.
23. Dialog ARCHER I will, if it turns out you ate all the priceless filling out of that cube.
24. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) [unintelligible]
25. Dialog CYRIL What?
26. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) [much louder, still unintelligible]
27. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (mouth full) [much louder, still unintelligible]
28. Dialog CYRIL Pointless.
29. Dialog LANA (to Archer) You really think it's worth something.
30. Dialog ARCHER It's gotta be. I mean... to somebody.
31. Dialog KRIEGER And whom might that somebody be?!
32. Dialog KRIEGER And whom might that somebody be?!
33. Dialog ARCHER Well obviously we need to do some market research, but it's --
34. Dialog KRIEGER It's gone!
35. Dialog EVERYBODY [surprised reactions to this news]
36. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [choking, coughing]
37. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [choking, coughing]
38. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [choking, coughing]
39. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [choking, coughing]
40. Dialog ARCHER What're you doing?
41. Dialog PAM (chuckling) What's the matter? Hey, the food ain't that bad, baby!
42. Dialog PAM (chuckling) What's the matter? Hey, the food ain't that bad, baby!
43. Dialog PAM (chuckling) What's the matter? Hey, the food ain't that bad, baby!
44. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [coughing, choking]
45. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [coughing, choking]
46. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [coughing, choking]
47. Dialog LANA What's wrong, are you choking?
48. Dialog LANA What's wrong, are you choking?
49. Dialog MALORY Typical.
50. Dialog MALORY Typical.
51. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
52. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
53. Dialog CYRIL What's the matter?!
54. Dialog CYRIL What's the matter?!
55. Dialog KRIEGER This is serious.
56. Dialog KRIEGER This is serious.
57. Dialog KRIEGER This is serious.
58. Dialog KRIEGER This is serious.
59. Dialog CYRIL Get a spoon in her!
60. Dialog CYRIL Get a spoon in her!
61. Dialog CYRIL Get a spoon in her!
62. Dialog PAM (chuckling) Space phrasing?
63. Dialog PAM (chuckling) Space phrasing?
64. Dialog PAM (chuckling) Space phrasing?
65. Dialog PAM (ahem) No.
66. Dialog GILLETTE Plus that's a collectible!
67. Dialog GILLETTE Plus that's a collectible!
68. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
69. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
70. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
71. Dialog CYRIL Get that spoon in her!
72. Dialog CYRIL Get that spoon in her!
73. Dialog ARCHER (straining) I'm trying!
74. Dialog ARCHER (straining) I'm trying!
75. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [guttural howling]
76. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [guttural howling]
77. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
78. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
79. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
80. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
81. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
82. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
83. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
84. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
85. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL [retching, guttural howling]
86. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (CONT?D) Grk.
87. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (CONT?D) Grk.
88. Dialog EVERYBODY [surprised reactions to this]
89. Dialog EVERYBODY [surprised reactions to this]
90. Dialog EVERYBODY [surprised reactions to this]
91. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL What the shit! With the spoon!
92. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL What the shit! With the spoon!
93. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL What the shit! With the spoon!
94. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL What the shit! With the spoon!
95. Dialog ARCHER I --
96. Dialog LANA We thought...
97. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL What, she's choking so let's shove a goddamn spoon down her throat?!
98. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL What, she's choking so let's shove a goddamn spoon down her throat?!
99. Dialog ARCHER Yeah, Cyril.
100. Dialog CYRIL Hey ya know what?!
101. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL I know the stupid cube is gone!
102. Dialog EVERYBODY [general agreement with this]
103. Dialog ARCHER Yeah what the shit, Krieger?!