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carol
March 21, 2024
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March 21, 2024
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Transcript
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O/S *Sigh
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Relax, Zoey
It won’t be so bad
It won’t be so bad
I mean,
This is your dream job!
Working with cute animals!
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Maybe today,
They’ll finally let me sit in the appointments
They’ll finally let me sit in the appointments
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And I’ll get to hold a puppy
*POOF
Or maybe a kitty!
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*Faint Laughter Either way, I bet today will be a
good day surrounded by lots of pets!
*Faint Laughter Either way, I bet today will be a
good day surrounded by lots of pets!
*Faint Laughter Either way, I bet today will be a
good day surrounded by lots of pets!
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Yeah!
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*Gasp!
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Ava: Oh, hi Zoey
Zoey: What happe-
Ava: Watch your step
Ava: The patient that just came through was a nervous
pooper
Ava: The patient that just came through was a nervous
pooper
Ava: The patient that just came through was a nervous
pooper
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Zoey: Eughh
Zoey: Eughh
Zoey: Gross
Ava: To answer your question,
Ava: To answer your question,
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Ava: There was an incident drawing blood from that shiba,
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Ava: Dr. Green’s goldens shed all over the place
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Ava: And Whiskers barfed in his cage.
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Ava: Ugh, we’ve been short-staffed all day
Ava: Good thing you’re here now!
Ava: Lemme grab your to-do list for today
Zoey: Yeah, of course
Zoey: Anything you guys need!
Ava: Well that’s very nice of you
Ava: Luckily there’s a lot we need help with
Ava: Luckily there’s a lot we need help with
Ava O/S: You wouldn’t believe how busy this morning was…
Ava O/S: You wouldn’t believe how busy this morning was…
Ava O/S: Patients in-and-out all day!
Ava O/S: With only me as the only assistant there!
Ava O/S: With only me as the only assistant there!
Zoey: Uhh Ava?
Zoey: Can I-
Ava: Oh shoot!
Ava: Sorry, I gotta run!
Ava: I should’ve clocked out 10 minutes ago!
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Zoey: Wait!
Zoey: Ava,
Zoey: Are you sure this is all you want me
to do?
Zoey O/S: I mean
Zoey: I’m totally happy to help
Zoey: But, this list just seems like a bunch of
cleaning
Zoey: Again
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Zoey: Isn’t there any more vet-related stuff I could do?
Ava O/S: Sorry, Zoey
Ava: This is the reality of working here
Ava: As a student
Ava: You’re here to assist the vets
Ava: Not to be a vet
Ava O/S: Look on the bright side,
Ava: You can work with Dr. Kim after your chores!
Ava O/S: I’ll see you later!
Zoey: Yeah, see you!
O/S *Door close
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*Groann
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*Snap!
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*Spritz spritz
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*Vaccum
*Vaccum
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AHH
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Eugh!
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Ugh!
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Phew
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Let’s see
Dead,
Alive,
Died 10 years ago!?
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Uhhh was that 18 or 19…?
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Whiskers: Mrrrrrr….
Dr Kim: Alright, time to take Whiskers’ temperature!
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Zoey: He seems a little… nervous
Mr: Whiskers: Rrrrrrr
Dr Kim: Just make sure you hold him still
Zoey: Okay…
MRRRR
MREOOOOOW
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*Water gushing
*Water gushing
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O/S *Door shuts
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*Sighh
*Sighh
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Today
Isn’t what I thought it’d be
Isn’t what I thought it’d be
O/S: *Dog whine
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Heh
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Zoey O/S: Heeey buddy
Dog: *Sniff sniff
Zoey O/S: Aren’t you friend- Dog: *Sniff sniff
Zoey O/S: Aren’t you friend-
Zoey O/S: Hey!
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What the heck!?
What the heck!?
What’d you do that for?
Do all these animals just hate me or something?
Do all these animals just hate me or something?
Do all these animals just hate me or something?
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Ooof course
He does
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