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AKumar
January 12, 2023
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Mr. Universe
Excerpt from Mr. Universe
Revised for portfolio 2022
AKumar
January 12, 2023
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Mr. Universe Page 1/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog sounds of steven running Steven (os): Dad! Mr. Universe
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Dialog Steven: This is your house? Mr. Universe Page 5/107
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Dialog Greg: Not mine, Mr. Universe Page 7/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: my parents. Mr. Universe Page 8/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog Steven (to himself): This is your parents house Mr.
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Dialog STEVEN: *bigger gasp* Mr. Universe Page 13/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog STEVEN: this was your room! Mr. Universe Page 14/107
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Dialog Steven: This place is beautiful! Mr. Universe Page 16/107
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Dialog Steven: I thought you said you grew up in
a prison! Mr. Universe Page 17/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: I did! Mr. Universe Page 18/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: You have no idea Mr. Universe Page 19/107
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Dialog Greg: what it was like, Mr. Universe Page 20/107
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Dialog Greg: cerfew, chapporones, Mr. Universe Page 21/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: meatloaf. Mr. Universe Page 22/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Steven: You didn't like meatfloaf? Mr. Universe Page 23/107
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Dialog Greg: Not every Thursday for 20 years! Mr. Universe
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Dialog Steven: Couldnt be that bad Mr. Universe Page 25/107
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Dialog Greg: Steven is was horrible. Mr. Universe Page 26/107
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Dialog Greg: Do you know how old I was the
first time I had a taco? Mr. Universe Page 27/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog GREG: *deep breath* Mr. Universe Page 28/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: too old... Mr. Universe Page 29/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog Steven: So is this your stuff!!! Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Steven: Is this Mr. Universe Page 34/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Steven:your little hand? Mr. Universe Page 35/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Steven: (gasp) Mr. Universe Page 36/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Steven: your tiny Mr. Universe Page 37/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog Steven: baby boots! Mr. Universe Page 39/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog Steven: A wrestling trophy? Mr. Universe Page 44/107 Amish
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Dialog Steven: I didnt know you wrestled Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Greg: not by choice Mr. Universe Page 46/107 Amish
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Dialog Steven: A middle school yearbook!? Mr. Universe Page 52/107
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Dialog Steven squeals with excitement Mr. Universe Page 58/107 Amish
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Dialog Steven: you had braces! Mr. Universe Page 60/107 Amish
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Dialog Steven: You look just like me Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Steven: ...only more...human. Mr. Universe Page 70/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Steven: So many people signed this. Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Steven (teasing): Tim wants you to have a great
summer and Mr. Universe Page 73/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog Steven (teasing): Who is Lauren Hecht? She sure wrote
a lot. Mr. Universe Page 75/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg (o.s): we were in mathletes together Mr. Universe
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Dialog Steven: I didnt know you were good at math
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Dialog Greg: I wasn't! Mr. Universe Page 78/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: It was just one of the million things
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Dialog Greg: my parents made me do Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Steven: Where are they anyways? Mr. Universe Page 82/107
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Dialog Greg: At their time share on Florida island. Mr.
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Dialog Greg: They go every single winter, every single year.
They threw a fit the first time I refused to go with. Mr. Universe Page 84/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: I couldnt stand to spend one more winter
with a bunch of old people! Mr. Universe Page 85/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Steven: (Gasp!) Mr. Universe Page 86/107 Amish Kumar
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Dialog Steven: Your hair! Its so short! Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Greg: Oh no is that my graduation photo? Mr.
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Dialog Greg: They made me cut it Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Greg: and it was right before a gig! Mr.
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Dialog Steven: do you have any photos Mr. Universe Page
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Dialog Steven: of you on stage? Mr. Universe Page 93/107
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Dialog Greg: Hah! Mr. Universe Page 94/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: Are you kidding? everything music was off limits
which is why I had to... Mr. Universe Page 95/107 Amish Kumar
Dialog Greg: hide my stuff Mr. Universe Page 96/107 Amish
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Dialog Greg: Yes! Mr. Universe Page 105/107 Amish Kumar
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