The Zoo

A kid asks a teen for help finding their favorite animal on a field trip to the zoo

Transcript

22. Teen: [SIGH] I can’t believe I’m on this stupid field trip
23. Teen: [SIGH] I can’t believe I’m on this stupid field trip
24. Teen: [SIGH] I shoulda called in sick
27. Teen: [SIGH] Just another day closer to graduation
28. Teen: [SIGH] Just another day closer to graduation
31. Teen: Can I help you kid
33. Kid: Well...
34. Kid: If you can help me,..
35. Kid: My mommy said I could get a stuffed animal from the zoo gift shop
36. Kid: My mommy said I could get a stuffed animal from the zoo gift shop
37. Kid: But I only have enough to get one so I have to pick my favorite
38. Kid: But I only have enough to get one so I have to pick my favorite
39. Kid: But I don’t know what my favorite is
40. Kid: But I don’t know what my favorite is
41. Kid: And I’m scared I’m gonna pick the wrong one
42. Kid: Will you help me?
43. Teen: I guess I’m not doin’ anything
44. Teen: Alright lets go
45. Teen: Alright lets go
46. Teen: I mean how hard can it be
56. Teen: There. Penguins
57. Teen: Cute and cuddly.
58. Teen: Cute and cuddly.
59. Teen: Cute and cuddly.
60. Kid: I dunno....
61. Kid: They’re a little too...
62. Kid: [imitating penguin] WAH WAH WAH.
63. Kid: [imitating penguin] WAH WAH WAH.
64. Kid: [imitating penguin] WAH WAH WAH.
65. Kid: Y’know?.
72. Kid: I guess a penguin can be my favorite...
78. Teen: Come on, there’s a whole zoo of animals
79. Teen: Think I know somewhere you might like
80. Kid: What is it?
81. Kid: What is it?
82. Kid: What is it?
86. Teen: The Savannah
87. Teen: The Savannah
88. Teen: It’s got all kinds of creatures kids love
89. Teen: It’s got all kinds of creatures kids love
90. Teen: It’s got all kinds of creatures kids love
91. Teen: Like lions! Majestic and fluffy
92. Kid: Well they seem kinda smug
93. Kid: Plus.. they’re just cats,
94. Kid: I don’t think they’re my favorite
95. Teen: That’s the beauty of the Savannah kid,
96. Teen: You got options
97. Teen: Keep up kid you’re about to meet
98. Teen: Keep up kid you’re about to meet
99. Teen: The majestic Elephant
100. Teen: The majestic Elephant
101. Teen: A little different, but oddly sweet
102. Teen: A little different, but oddly sweet
103. Teen: A little different, but oddly sweet
105. Kid: But this elephant, she’s so smart
106. Kid: It feels wrong to limit her to just an animal
107. Kid: It feels wrong to limit her to just an animal
108. Teen: Ahh you’re thinkin’ too hard she’s perfect
115. Teen: Okay you have a point
116. Teen: You got tons of more options but we better pick up the pace
117. Teen: We’re gonna find you a favorite animal even if we gotta search the entire zoo
118. Teen: We’re gonna find you a favorite animal even if we gotta search the entire zoo
119. Teen: We’re gonna find you a favorite animal even if we gotta search the entire zoo
121. Zoo Guide: Would you kids like a map of the zoo?
123. Teen: Alright lets get this thing started! How about..
124. Teen [narrating]: An Armadillo!
125. Kid: Where is it
130. Teen [narrating]: Rhinos!
131. Kid: The horn is cool but its a little too peaceful
132. Kid: The horn is cool but its a little too peaceful
133. Kid: The horn is cool but its a little too peaceful
134. Kid: The horn is cool but its a little too peaceful
135. Teen [narrating]: Goats?
136. [GOAT SCREAMS]l
137. [KID SCREAMS]l
138. [GOAT SCREAMS]l
139. [KID SCREAMS]l
141. [BOTH SCREAM IN UNISON]l
142. Teen [narrating]: Tamarin?
143. Kid: This one kind of looks like my Uncle Rick
144. Kid: He’s loud and not very nice
145. Kid: My mommy says its because he hits the bottle too much
146. Kid: My mommy says its because he hits the bottle too much
147. Kid: But that doesn’t really make sense
148. Kid: But that doesn’t really make sense
149. Kid: I mean why would you hit bottles!
150. Kid: I mean why would you hit bottles!
151. Teen [narrating]: Reptile house?!
152. Kid: Not enough legs
153. Kid: Too many legs
162. Kid: Too bulgy
163. Teen [narrating]: Horseshoe crab?
164. Kid: Uhh where’s its face?!
165. Kid: Uhh where’s its face?!
169. Teen [narrating]: Pandas!!
171. Teen: Yeah this one’s probably kind of boring for you
172. Kid: What’s that coming out of its butt?!
174. Teen: MOVING ON
175. Teen[narrating]: Kangaroo!
176. Kid: This one seems too violent
180. Kid: You see what I mean?!
181. Teen [narrating]: Komodo Dragon!!
182. Kid: This one doesn’t seem like it wants to be cuddled!
185. Teen [narrating]: Otters!
186. Kid: These ones have too much energy!
187. Kid: These ones have too much energy!
188. Kid: These ones have too much energy!
191. Kid: Um.. this one looks like it wants to hurt me and everyone I love while the world burns!
192. Teen: Ah c’mon kid its just an emu
193. Teen: Ah c’mon kid its just an emu
197. Kid: Can we leave now?
198. Teen: Oh yeah
199. Kid: [SIGH] I’m never gonna find my favorite animal
200. Kid: [SIGH] I’m never gonna find my favorite animal
201. Kid: [SIGH] I’m never gonna find my favorite animal
202. Kid: [SIGH] I’m never gonna find my favorite animal
203. Kid: I guess I could just get a keychain...
204. Kid: I guess I could just get a keychain...
205. Kid: I guess I could just get a keychain...
206. Kid: I guess I could just get a keychain...
208. Teen: Listen kid, you’re stressing yourself out!.
209. Teen: Listen kid, you’re stressing yourself out!.
210. Teen: If none of them are your favorite that thats it!
211. Teen: If none of them are your favorite that thats it!
212. Teen: A favorite animal is supposed to make you happy
213. Teen: A favorite animal is supposed to make you happy
214. Teen: I’m sure if we just look a little longer-
224. Teen: What even is this thing
225. Kid: I dunno but I love it!
226. Teen: A Balaeniceps rex
227. Teen: or shoebill
228. Kid: He’s peerrfeect
229. Kid: He’s peerrfeect
235. Teen: I honestly didn’t even think they’d make a plushie of that thing
236. Teen: I honestly didn’t even think they’d make a plushie of that thing
237. Teen: I honestly didn’t even think they’d make a plushie of that thing
238. Teen: So why the shoebill anyways?
239. Teen: So why the shoebill anyways?
240. Teen: So why the shoebill anyways?
241. Kid: I dunno! He’s different!
242. Kid: I dunno! He’s different!
243. Kid: I dunno! He’s different!
244. Kid: I dunno! He’s different!
245. Kid: The other birds probably think he’s a little weird
246. Kid: The other birds probably think he’s a little weird
247. Kid: The other birds probably think he’s a little weird
248. Kid: and don’t like him much.
249. Kid: He probably has a hard time making friends
250. Kid: He probably has a hard time making friends
251. Kid: even though he’s nice
252. Kid: But that’s okay, because I’ll be his friend!
253. Kid: This was the best field trip ever!
254. Kid: This was the best field trip ever!
255. Kid: This was the best field trip ever!
256. Kid: Thank you for staying with me and helping me find him!
257. Kid: Thank you for staying with me and helping me find him!
258. Kid: Thank you for staying with me and helping me find him!
261. Teen: No problem kid.
262. Teen: No problem kid.
263. Teen: It really was the best field trip ever
264. Teen: It really was the best field trip ever
265. Teen: It really was the best field trip ever