Monsters At The Museum - Grid View

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1. VIVI: Do you think that those are real eyes? VIVI: Do you think -- VICTOR: You know what? VICTOR: Do you think that they're like grapes? VIVI, o/s: I could -- I could never be a taxedermist. VICTOR: That would be crazy -- that's too much blood. VIVI: Well, don't they put them in the vinegar first? SFX: pop! VICTOR: Oh! VIVI, o/s: Which character would you be in A Christmas Carol?
2. VICTOR: I'd be the one of the kids underneath the, uh... Christmas Present's... skirt! VICTOR. o/s: And you'd be the other kid underneath the Christmas Present's skirt. And we'd both -- VIVI, o/s: That's actually so intelligent, because I was gonna say -- VICTOR: What? (SFX: lawnmower sounds)
3. VIVI: I said I was gonna be the Christmas ham. VIVI: This is US, this is US, but like - VICTOR: ...oh! VICTOR: umm..... VIVI: (coughs) (SFX: SMACK!) VIVI: - like the Cretaceous AU. (SFX: plop!) (SFX: donk) VIVI: US, but like- US but like we're in the Cretaceous period.
4. (SFX: coocoo clock sounds) (SFX: shwing!) (SFX: swish swish) PJ: Oh my god. (SFX: cuica honk)
5. VICTOR (soft): ...may i come in? VICTOR: Could I come in, please? PJ: What? PJ: Um... PJ: Sure, I don't see why not...? (SFX: BANG!) VICTOR: If we were in the crustacean period, then that would be us. VIVI: Hehe, yeh. VIVI: What?