archer_1405_opening

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1. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 1 Dialog NINA Ibiza is in shambles.
2. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 2 Dialog NINA Ibiza is in shambles.
3. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 3 Dialog NINA Ibiza is in shambles.
4. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 1 Dialog NINA Ever since this new highly addictive, uncut cocaine hit the streets, bars and clubs have become ghost towns.
5. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 2 Dialog NINA Ever since this new highly addictive, uncut cocaine hit the streets, bars and clubs have become ghost towns.
6. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 3 Dialog NINA Ever since this new highly addictive, uncut cocaine hit the streets, bars and clubs have become ghost towns.
7. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 4 Dialog NINA Ever since this new highly addictive, uncut cocaine hit the streets, bars and clubs have become ghost towns.
8. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 5 Dialog NINA People only leave their rooms to get more drugs, ODs are through the roof.
9. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 6 Dialog NINA People only leave their rooms to get more drugs, ODs are through the roof.
10. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 7 Dialog NINA Ms. Kane, will you help us?
11. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 8 Dialog NINA Ms. Kane, will you help us?
12. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 1 Dialog LANA Nina, rest assured, we’ll take care of it. We won’t stop until Ibiza is one hundred percent cocaine free. 1101_10_060_Malory_Office_MS
13. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 2 Dialog LANA Nina, rest assured, we’ll take care of it. We won’t stop until Ibiza is one hundred percent cocaine free.
14. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 3 Dialog LANA Nina, rest assured, we’ll take care of it. We won’t stop until Ibiza is one hundred percent cocaine free.
15. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 4 Dialog LANA Nina, rest assured, we’ll take care of it. We won’t stop until Ibiza is one hundred percent cocaine free.
16. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 1 Dialog *Beat* 612_02_001-Malory_Office_WS
17. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 2 Dialog NINA Wow. A hundred percent... That number feels high?
18. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 3 Dialog NINA Wow. A hundred percent... That number feels high?
19. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 4 Dialog ARCHER High like too much or high like everyone in Ibiza?
20. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 5 Dialog NINA Look, obviously eliminating all drugs would be fantastic, but these new drugs are first priority. After that you could probably just... uh, stop.
21. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 6 Dialog NINA Look, obviously eliminating all drugs would be fantastic, but these new drugs are first priority. After that you could probably just... uh, stop.
22. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s040 Panel 1 Dialog CYRIL Are you saying you want some cocaine on the streets? 612_02_001-Malory_Office_WS
23. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s040 Panel 2 Dialog CYRIL Are you saying you want some cocaine on the streets?
24. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 1 Dialog NINA Not want per se, no. Drugs are, and I think we all agree here, uh...bad?
25. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 2 Dialog NINA Not want per se, no. Drugs are, and I think we all agree here, uh...bad?
26. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 3 Dialog *Murmurs of Approval from Board*
27. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 4 Dialog NINA I mean, the thought of people doing that stuff, dancing all night, buying drinks. Total nightmare.
28. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 5 Dialog ARCHER Got it,
29. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 1 Dialog ARCHER Got it, eliminate the drugs that are hurting your business, ignore the drugs that are helping it. 604_05_003-Malory_Office_MS
30. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER Got it, eliminate the drugs that are hurting your business, ignore the drugs that are helping it.
31. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER Got it, eliminate the drugs that are hurting your business, ignore the drugs that are helping it.
32. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 4 Dialog ARCHER Got it, eliminate the drugs that are hurting your business, ignore the drugs that are helping it.
33. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 5 Dialog NINA We’ve tracked production of the super strain to this remote town.
34. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 1 Dialog NINA We’ve tracked production of the super strain to this remote town.
35. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 2 Dialog NINA We’ve tracked production of the super strain to this remote town.
36. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 3 Dialog NINA We’ve tracked production of the super strain to this remote town.
37. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 4 Dialog NINA We’ve tracked production of the super strain to this remote town.
38. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 5 Dialog NINA We’ve tracked production of the super strain to this remote town.
39. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 1 Dialog NINA Destroy that facility and we’ll save so many innocent...euros. 612_02_001-Malory_Office_WS
40. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 2 Dialog NINA Destroy that facility and we’ll save so many innocent...euros.
41. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 3 Dialog NINA Destroy that facility and we’ll save so many innocent...euros.
42. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 4 Dialog NINA Ciao!
43. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 5 Dialog NINA Ciao!
44. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 6 Dialog NINA Ciao!
45. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 7 Dialog LANA Now, obviously we’ve got an important job here--
46. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 8 Dialog ARCHER Yeah, figuring out why you’re not calling it Ibitha.
47. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 1 Dialog LANA Because it’s spelled with a Z. 602_19_000-Malory_Office_MS
48. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 2 Dialog LANA Because it’s spelled with a Z.
49. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 3 Dialog LANA Because it’s spelled with a Z.
50. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 4 Dialog ARCHER Tell it to Peter of Castile, lisping king of Spain, originator of the fricative shift.
51. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 5 Dialog ARCHER Tell it to Peter of Castile, lisping king of Spain, originator of the fricative shift.
52. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 6 Dialog ZARA That’s a myth.
53. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 1 Dialog ZARA That’s a myth. 1101_10_060_Malory_Office_MS
54. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 2 Dialog ZARA That’s a myth.
55. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 3 Dialog PAM I think you mean myz.
56. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 4 Dialog PAM I think you mean myz.
57. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 1 Dialog LANA Look, you can sort out Catalonian history on the tarmac tomorrow before your mission. 1203_04_010_Malory_Office_WS
58. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 2 Dialog LANA Look, you can sort out Catalonian history on the tarmac tomorrow before your mission.
59. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 3 Dialog ZARA Ooooh
60. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 1 Dialog ZARA Ooooh...not gonna work for me. 602_19_000-Malory_Office_MS
61. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 2 Dialog ZARA Ooooh...not gonna work for me.
62. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER What?
63. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 1 Dialog ZARA I’ve got a deep tissue massage, a cold plunge, and then a mineral bath
64. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 2 Dialog ZARA I’ve got a deep tissue massage, a cold plunge, and then a mineral bath
65. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 3 Dialog ZARA I’ve got a deep tissue massage, a cold plunge, and then a mineral bath
66. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 4 Dialog ZARA I’ve got a deep tissue massage, a cold plunge, and then a mineral bath
67. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 5 Dialog ZARA I’ve got a deep tissue massage, a cold plunge, and then a mineral bath
68. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 1 Dialog (Beat) 1101_10_060_Malory_Office_MS
69. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 2 Dialog (Beat)
70. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 3 Dialog (Beat)
71. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 4 Dialog ZARA ...because I’ll be on vacation?
72. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 5 Dialog PAM And when were you going to notify HR about that?
73. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 6 Dialog ZARA Oh, I already did. In that sentence I just said.
74. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 7 Dialog ZARA Do you guys not practice self-care?
75. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s150 Panel 1 Dialog ZARA Do you guys not practice self-care? 612_02_001-Malory_Office_WS
76. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s150 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER Kind of Cyril’s specialty.
77. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s150 Panel 3 Dialog CYRIL Ha! Shows what you know.
78. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 1 Dialog CYRIL Self-care has nothing to do with my compulsive self-pleasuring! [MA-OFFICE-WS_12]-0000
79. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 2 Dialog CYRIL Self-care has nothing to do with my compulsive self-pleasuring!
80. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 3 Dialog CYRIL Self-care has nothing to do with my compulsive self-pleasuring!
81. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 4 Dialog CYRIL And it’s nothing to be...ashamed of.
82. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 5 Dialog CYRIL And it’s nothing to be...ashamed of.
83. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 1 Dialog CYRIL And it’s nothing to be...ashamed of. 604_05_000-Malory_Office_WS
84. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER That’s right. Trail off proudly.
85. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 3 Dialog ZARA No self-care!? No wonder you’re all aging so rapidly.
86. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 4 Dialog ZARA No self-care!? No wonder you’re all aging so rapidly.
87. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 5 Dialog ZARA No self-care!? No wonder you’re all aging so rapidly.
88. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 1 Dialog ZARA I just thought you didn’t wear sunscreen or mixed up your loofah with a belt sander.
89. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 2 Dialog ZARA I just thought you didn’t wear sunscreen or mixed up your loofah with a belt sander.
90. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 3 Dialog ZARA I just thought you didn’t wear sunscreen or mixed up your loofah with a belt sander.
91. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 4 Dialog ZARA I just thought you didn’t wear sunscreen or mixed up your loofah with a belt sander.
92. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 5 Dialog ZARA I just thought you didn’t wear sunscreen or mixed up your loofah with a belt sander.
93. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 6 Dialog ZARA Well...Ciao!
94. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 7 Dialog ZARA Well...Ciao!
95. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 8 Dialog ZARA Well...Ciao!
96. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 9 Dialog ZARA Well...Ciao!
97. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 10 Dialog ZARA Well...Ciao!
98. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 11 Dialog ZARA Well...Ciao!
99. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 1 Dialog PAM She can do that? [MA-OFFICE-WS_12]-0000
100. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 2 Dialog PAM She can do that?
101. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 3 Dialog PAM She can do that?
102. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s200 Panel 1 Dialog LANA You mean piss me off to the point that my eyeballs burst into flame? 1203_04_010_Malory_Office_WS
103. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s200 Panel 2 Dialog LANA You mean piss me off to the point that my eyeballs burst into flame?
104. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s200 Panel 3 Dialog LANA You mean piss me off to the point that my eyeballs burst into flame?
105. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s200 Panel 4 Dialog LANA You mean piss me off to the point that my eyeballs burst into flame?
106. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s210 Panel 1 Dialog (Beat.) 612_02_001-Malory_Office_WS
107. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s210 Panel 2 Dialog PAM No, I meant the vacation thing.
108. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s210 Panel 3 Dialog *Archer laughs*
109. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s210 Panel 4 Dialog *Archer laughs*
110. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s210 Panel 5 Dialog *Archer laughs*
111. EPISODE 1405 Scene 01 Shot s210 Panel 6 Dialog End of ACT 0