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San
July 15, 2023
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Wrought
A masked blacksmith reconnects with an old friend.
San
July 15, 2023
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Transcript
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving*
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving*
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving*
Dialog SFX: *crowd cheering*
Dialog SFX: *bike whizzes by*
Dialog SFX: *crowd cheering*
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Dialog SFX: *bikes whizz by*
Dialog SFX: *bikes whizz by*
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Dialog RACER: You made it!
Dialog RACER: Oh-
Dialog RACER: Wow...
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Dialog SFX: *klang*
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Dialog SFX: *klang*
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Dialog RACER: Nice sound.
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Dialog RACER: Thanks for the help. Y'know, we could use
some extra muscle on the crew.
Dialog PADDOCK BOY: C'mooon.. we got plenty of brawn here!
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Dialog SFX: *squeak squeak*
Dialog SFX: *crumpled paper rustling*
Dialog PADDOCK BOY: Ahh!
Dialog MECHANIC: *laughs*
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Dialog MECHANIC: Well, we certainly could use some brains. BLACKSMITH:
*snickers*
Dialog MECHANIC: Well, we certainly could use some brains. BLACKSMITH:
*snickers*
Dialog RACER: *groans*
Dialog RACER: Quit it, ignoramuses!
Dialog RACER: Quit it, ignoramuses!
Dialog RACER: Quit it, ignoramuses!
Dialog MECHANIC: Ouch...
Dialog MECHANIC: Ouch...
Dialog MECHANIC: ... smaller words, please.
Dialog MECHANIC: ... smaller words, please.
Dialog OFF-SCREEN: 10 minutes!
Dialog RACER: Oh, thank the gods.
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Dialog RACER: So - you in or out?
Dialog BLACKSMITH: (accented) Uh... I-I'm good. Ah yeah.
Dialog BLACKSMITH: (accented) Uh... I-I'm good. Ah yeah.
Dialog RACER: Alright then. Let me know if anything changes.
Dialog RACER: Alright then. Let me know if anything changes.
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Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving in the distance*
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Dialog SFX: *foliage rustling*
Dialog SFX: *foliage rustling*
Dialog SFX: *foliage rustling*
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving in the distance*
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving in the distance*
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving in the distance*
Dialog SFX: *motorcycles revving in the distance*
Dialog BLACKSMITH: *sighs*
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