Bailey and the Woods of Whimsy (Part 1 Old)

When Bailey is offered a new job by a mysterious stranger, she is surprised to find herself on a quest in another world! But can a busser at a theme restaurant really become a heroic knight? Well not if she has a choice!

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7. Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
8. Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
9. Dialog Can you please bring these refills to table 15?
10. Dialog They’ve been driving me crazy all night and
11. Dialog I really need a break.
12. Dialog <MAN> Where’s my refill wench!? Ha ha ha!
14. Dialog <BAILEY> Don’t worry,
15. Dialog I got it.
16. Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey, you’re my hero!
17. Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey, you’re my hero!
18. Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
19. Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
20. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action Notes Hits table twice
21. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action Notes Hits table twice
22. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action Notes Hits table twice
23. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action Notes Hits table twice
24. Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench?
25. Dialog Hahaha! Action Notes They both laugh
26. Dialog <BAILEY> Well,
27. Dialog I’m afraid Lady Aubrey has asked me to bring you your libations in her stead.
28. Dialog She’s gone to see the Green Knight you see.
29. Dialog <MAN> The Green Knight?
30. Dialog <BAILEY> Yes…
31. Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life or death battle this eve.
32. Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life or death battle this eve.
33. Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life or death battle this eve.
34. Dialog Lady Aubrey wished to give him her handkerchief as a sign of her favor…
35. Dialog perhaps for the last time…
38. Dialog <AUBREY> You have mustard on your shirt.
39. Dialog <DESS> Ha ha again?
40. Dialog <BAILEY> … but if you wish,
41. Dialog I will call for her.
43. Dialog <MAN> No-
44. Dialog no need, let them have all the time together they need.
45. Dialog <BAILEY> Then please enjoy your meal!
47. Dialog (Whistling)
48. Dialog (Whistling)
49. Dialog (Whistling)
50. Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 won’t give you a hard time anymore.
51. Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 won’t give you a hard time anymore.
52. Dialog <AUBREY> Thank you!
53. Dialog <DESS> It’s almost time for the death match,
54. Dialog can you give me a hand with this?
55. Dialog <AUBREY> Sure.
59. Dialog <BAILEY> Expect a good tip.
60. Dialog <AUBREY> You’re a godsend, you know that?
61. Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!
62. Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!
63. Dialog You're exaggerating!
64. Dialog You're exaggerating!
65. Dialog <AUBREY> No really!
66. Dialog <AUBREY> No really!
67. Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
68. Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
69. Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
70. Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!
74. Action Notes Thunk noise
76. Dialog <DESS> Whoa, nice reflexes!
77. Dialog <AUBREY> Are you ok?!
78. Dialog <BAILEY> Y-yeah!
79. Dialog I think… ?
80. Dialog <BOSS> Hey, Dess!
81. Dialog Stop knocking weapons onto the squires!
82. Dialog It’s already hard enough to find a busser who’d wear pantaloons in this town
83. Dialog without you maiming the one we got!
84. Dialog <DESS> Sorry Boss!
85. Dialog Haha!
86. Dialog (Hmph)
87. Dialog <BOSS> And you!
88. Dialog Carl’s sick, I need you in the dish pit!
89. Dialog ...
90. Dialog Don’t eat the server meal.
91. Dialog <BAILEY> Yeah, I’m on it.
92. Dialog <DESS> Ever notice our boss looks like Nixon? Action Notes Talking off Screen
93. Dialog <AUBREY> No. Action Notes Talking off Screen
95. Action Notes Bailey sighs
97. Dialog <BAILEY> Man,
98. Dialog I need a raise.
99. Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!
100. Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!
101. Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!
102. Dialog <STRANGER> May I have a word?
103. Dialog <BAILEY (V.O.)> Oh great,
104. Dialog a cosplayer.
105. Action Notes Bailey breaths out
106. Dialog <BAILEY> Hello my lady!
107. Dialog Unfortunately, this is a staff only area,
108. Dialog are you perhaps looking for the manager?
109. Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
110. Dialog There’s no need for a manager,
111. Dialog I’m quite content here!
113. Dialog <BAILEY> Uh… Ok?...
114. Action Notes Awkward silence
115. Dialog <BAILEY> Is there something you needed from me?
116. Dialog <STRANGER> How shrewd of you!
117. Dialog It’s a business proposition, actually.
118. Dialog I have a need of someone with your unique skill set.
119. Dialog It’s been so hard finding a good candidate for this quest
120. Dialog you wouldn’t believe the trouble!
121. Dialog But I simply must have you for the position!
122. Dialog Of course, you’ll have to be bumped up to a knight!
123. Dialog <BAILEY> If it’s LARPing, I’m not interested.
124. Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
125. Dialog ... I have no idea what that is.
126. Dialog But it’s a job not too dissimilar to the one you have now.
127. Dialog But it’s a job not too dissimilar to the one you have now.
128. Dialog …
129. Dialog <BAILEY> How’s the pay?
130. Dialog <STRANGER> If you take this quest,
131. Dialog you shall be showered in riches!
132. Dialog <BAILEY> Ok?
133. Dialog Like…
134. Dialog 25 an hour?
135. Dialog …
136. Dialog <STRANGER> How’s 23 sound?
137. Dialog <BAILEY> Honestly, way better than here,
138. Dialog consider me interested!
139. Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
140. Dialog Splendid!
141. Dialog <BAILEY> The name’s Bailey,
142. Dialog <BAILEY> The name’s Bailey,
143. Dialog and you are…?
144. Dialog <STRANGER> I am known as the Oracle of Heroes!
145. Dialog <BAILEY> …Do you, like,
146. Dialog have a first name?
148. Action Notes Wind whooshing
149. Action Notes Wind whooshing
150. Action Notes Wind whooshing
151. Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!
152. Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!
153. Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?! Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster
154. Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?! Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster
159. Action Notes Rattling
160. Action Notes Rattling
161. Action Notes Rattling
162. Action Notes Rattling
163. Action Notes Clinking
164. Action Notes Clinking
165. Action Notes Clinking
166. Action Notes Clinking
168. Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-
169. Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-
170. Dialog <BAILEY> Aubrey!
171. Action Notes Wind whooshing gets louder
172. Action Notes Tray clatters to ground
175. Action Notes Wind whooshing dies down
178. Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey!!
180. Dialog <BOSS> What’s the racket?!
181. Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey got pulled into some sort of void!!
182. Dialog <BOSS> Great, now we’re short staffed!