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🌸Ando🌸
May 10, 2023
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Bailey and the Woods of Whimsy- Part 1
🌸Ando🌸
May 10, 2023
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Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
Dialog Can you please bring these refills to table 15?
Dialog They’ve been driving me crazy all night
Dialog and I really need a break.
Dialog <MAN> Where’s my refill wench!? Ha ha ha!
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Dialog <BAILEY> Don’t worry,
Dialog I got it.
Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey, you’re my hero!
Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey, you’re my hero!
Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Where’s the wench, where’s the wench?
Action Notes They both laugh
Dialog <BAILEY> Well,
Dialog I’m afraid Lady Aubrey has asked me to bring
you your libations in her stead.
Dialog She’s gone to see the Green Knight you see.
Dialog <MAN> The Green Knight?
Dialog <BAILEY> Yes…
Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life
or death battle this eve.
Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life
or death battle this eve.
Dialog He’s to face the Red Knight in a life
or death battle this eve.
Dialog Lady Aubrey wished to give him her handkerchief as
a sign of her favor…
Dialog perhaps for the last time…
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Dialog <AUBREY> You have mustard on your shirt.
Dialog <DESS> Ha ha again?
Dialog <BAILEY> … but if you wish,
Dialog I will call for her.
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Dialog <MAN> No-
Dialog no need, let them have all the time together
they need.
Dialog <BAILEY> Then please enjoy your meal!
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Dialog (Whistling)
Dialog (Whistling)
Dialog (Whistling)
Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 won’t give you a
hard time anymore.
Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 won’t give you a
hard time anymore.
Dialog <AUBREY> Thank you!
Dialog <DESS> It’s almost time for the death match,
Dialog can you give me a hand with this?
Dialog <AUBREY> Sure.
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Dialog <BAILEY> Expect a good tip.
Dialog <AUBREY> You’re a godsend, you know that?
Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!
Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!
Dialog You're exaggerating!
Dialog You're exaggerating!
Dialog <AUBREY> No really!
Dialog <AUBREY> No really!
Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!
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Action Notes Thunk noise
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Dialog <DESS> Whoa, nice reflexes!
Dialog <AUBREY> Are you ok?!
Dialog <BAILEY> Y-yeah!
Dialog I think… ?
Dialog <BOSS> Hey, Dess!
Dialog Stop knocking weapons onto the squires!
Dialog It’s already hard enough to find a busser who’d
wear pantaloons in this town
Dialog without you maiming the one we got!
Dialog <DESS> Sorry Boss!
Dialog Haha!
Dialog (Hmph)
Dialog <BOSS> And you!
Dialog Carl’s sick, I need you in the dish pit!
Dialog ...
Dialog Don’t eat the server meal.
Dialog <BAILEY> Yeah, I’m on it.
Dialog <DESS> Ever notice our boss looks like Nixon? Action
Notes Talking off Screen
Dialog <AUBREY> No. Action Notes Talking off Screen
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Action Notes Bailey sighs
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Dialog <BAILEY> Man,
Dialog I need a raise.
Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!
Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!
Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!
Dialog <STRANGER> May I have a word?
Dialog <BAILEY (V.O.)> Oh great,
Dialog a cosplayer.
Action Notes Bailey breaths out
Dialog <BAILEY> Hello my lady!
Dialog Unfortunately, this is a staff only area,
Dialog are you perhaps looking for the manager?
Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
Dialog There’s no need for a manager,
Dialog I’m quite content here!
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Dialog <BAILEY> Uh… Ok?...
Action Notes Awkward silence
Dialog <BAILEY> Is there something you needed from me?
Dialog <STRANGER> How shrewd of you!
Dialog It’s a business proposition, actually.
Dialog I have a need of someone with your unique
skill set.
Dialog It’s been so hard finding a good candidate for
this quest
Dialog you wouldn’t believe the trouble!
Dialog But I simply must have you for the position!
Dialog Of course, you’ll have to be bumped up to
a knight!
Dialog <BAILEY> If it’s LARPing, I’m not interested.
Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
Dialog ... I have no idea what that is.
Dialog But it’s a job not too dissimilar to the
one you have now.
Dialog But it’s a job not too dissimilar to the
one you have now.
Dialog …
Dialog <BAILEY> How’s the pay?
Dialog <STRANGER> If you take this quest,
Dialog you shall be showered in riches!
Dialog <BAILEY> Ok?
Dialog Like…
Dialog 25 an hour?
Dialog …
Dialog <STRANGER> How’s 23 sound?
Dialog <BAILEY> Honestly, way better than here,
Dialog consider me interested!
Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
Dialog Splendid!
Dialog <BAILEY> The name’s Bailey,
Dialog <BAILEY> The name’s Bailey,
Dialog and you are…?
Dialog <STRANGER> I am known as the Oracle of Heroes!
Dialog <BAILEY> …Do you, like,
Dialog have a first name?
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Action Notes Wind whooshing
Action Notes Wind whooshing
Action Notes Wind whooshing
Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!
Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!
Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster
Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster
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Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Clinking
Action Notes Clinking
Action Notes Clinking
Action Notes Clinking
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Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-
Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-
Dialog <BAILEY> Aubrey!
Action Notes Wind whooshing gets louder
Action Notes Tray clatters to ground
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Action Notes Wind whooshing dies down
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Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey!!
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Dialog <BOSS> What’s the racket?!
Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey got pulled into some sort of void!!
Dialog <BOSS> Great, now we’re short staffed!