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đžAndođž
May 10, 2023
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Bailey and the Woods of Whimsy- Part 1
đžAndođž
May 10, 2023
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Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
Dialog <AUBREY> Baileeeey.
Dialog Can you please bring these refills to table 15?
Dialog Theyâve been driving me crazy all night
Dialog and I really need a break.
Dialog <MAN> Whereâs my refill wench!? Ha ha ha!
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Dialog <BAILEY> Donât worry,
Dialog I got it.
Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey, youâre my hero!
Dialog <AUBREY> Thanks Bailey, youâre my hero!
Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
Dialog <MAN> Hey, what happened to our waitress?
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Whereâs the wench, whereâs the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Whereâs the wench, whereâs the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Whereâs the wench, whereâs the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Whereâs the wench, whereâs the wench? Action
Notes Hits table twice
Dialog <LITTLE GIRL> Whereâs the wench, whereâs the wench?
Action Notes They both laugh
Dialog <BAILEY> Well,
Dialog Iâm afraid Lady Aubrey has asked me to bring
you your libations in her stead.
Dialog Sheâs gone to see the Green Knight you see.
Dialog <MAN> The Green Knight?
Dialog <BAILEY> YesâŠ
Dialog Heâs to face the Red Knight in a life
or death battle this eve.
Dialog Heâs to face the Red Knight in a life
or death battle this eve.
Dialog Heâs to face the Red Knight in a life
or death battle this eve.
Dialog Lady Aubrey wished to give him her handkerchief as
a sign of her favorâŠ
Dialog perhaps for the last timeâŠ
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Dialog <AUBREY> You have mustard on your shirt.
Dialog <DESS> Ha ha again?
Dialog <BAILEY> ⊠but if you wish,
Dialog I will call for her.
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Dialog <MAN> No-
Dialog no need, let them have all the time together
they need.
Dialog <BAILEY> Then please enjoy your meal!
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Dialog (Whistling)
Dialog (Whistling)
Dialog (Whistling)
Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 wonât give you a
hard time anymore.
Dialog <BAILEY> I think table 15 wonât give you a
hard time anymore.
Dialog <AUBREY> Thank you!
Dialog <DESS> Itâs almost time for the death match,
Dialog can you give me a hand with this?
Dialog <AUBREY> Sure.
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Dialog <BAILEY> Expect a good tip.
Dialog <AUBREY> Youâre a godsend, you know that?
Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!
Dialog <BAILEY> Ha ha!
Dialog You're exaggerating!
Dialog You're exaggerating!
Dialog <AUBREY> No really!
Dialog <AUBREY> No really!
Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
Dialog I don't know what I'd do without you!
Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!
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Action Notes Thunk noise
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Dialog <DESS> Whoa, nice reflexes!
Dialog <AUBREY> Are you ok?!
Dialog <BAILEY> Y-yeah!
Dialog I think⊠?
Dialog <BOSS> Hey, Dess!
Dialog Stop knocking weapons onto the squires!
Dialog Itâs already hard enough to find a busser whoâd
wear pantaloons in this town
Dialog without you maiming the one we got!
Dialog <DESS> Sorry Boss!
Dialog Haha!
Dialog (Hmph)
Dialog <BOSS> And you!
Dialog Carlâs sick, I need you in the dish pit!
Dialog ...
Dialog Donât eat the server meal.
Dialog <BAILEY> Yeah, Iâm on it.
Dialog <DESS> Ever notice our boss looks like Nixon? Action
Notes Talking off Screen
Dialog <AUBREY> No. Action Notes Talking off Screen
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Action Notes Bailey sighs
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Dialog <BAILEY> Man,
Dialog I need a raise.
Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!
Dialog <STRANGER> Greetings young squire!
Dialog <BAILEY> Wah!
Dialog <STRANGER> May I have a word?
Dialog <BAILEY (V.O.)> Oh great,
Dialog a cosplayer.
Action Notes Bailey breaths out
Dialog <BAILEY> Hello my lady!
Dialog Unfortunately, this is a staff only area,
Dialog are you perhaps looking for the manager?
Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
Dialog Thereâs no need for a manager,
Dialog Iâm quite content here!
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Dialog <BAILEY> Uh⊠Ok?...
Action Notes Awkward silence
Dialog <BAILEY> Is there something you needed from me?
Dialog <STRANGER> How shrewd of you!
Dialog Itâs a business proposition, actually.
Dialog I have a need of someone with your unique
skill set.
Dialog Itâs been so hard finding a good candidate for
this quest
Dialog you wouldnât believe the trouble!
Dialog But I simply must have you for the position!
Dialog Of course, youâll have to be bumped up to
a knight!
Dialog <BAILEY> If itâs LARPing, Iâm not interested.
Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
Dialog ... I have no idea what that is.
Dialog But itâs a job not too dissimilar to the
one you have now.
Dialog But itâs a job not too dissimilar to the
one you have now.
Dialog âŠ
Dialog <BAILEY> Howâs the pay?
Dialog <STRANGER> If you take this quest,
Dialog you shall be showered in riches!
Dialog <BAILEY> Ok?
Dialog LikeâŠ
Dialog 25 an hour?
Dialog âŠ
Dialog <STRANGER> Howâs 23 sound?
Dialog <BAILEY> Honestly, way better than here,
Dialog consider me interested!
Dialog <STRANGER> Oh hoho!
Dialog Splendid!
Dialog <BAILEY> The nameâs Bailey,
Dialog <BAILEY> The nameâs Bailey,
Dialog and you are�
Dialog <STRANGER> I am known as the Oracle of Heroes!
Dialog <BAILEY> âŠDo you, like,
Dialog have a first name?
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Action Notes Wind whooshing
Action Notes Wind whooshing
Action Notes Wind whooshing
Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!
Dialog <BAILEY> Wh-what's happening?!
Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster
Action Notes Wind whooshing gets faster
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Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Rattling
Action Notes Clinking
Action Notes Clinking
Action Notes Clinking
Action Notes Clinking
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Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-
Dialog <AUBREY> Hey, Ba-
Dialog <BAILEY> Aubrey!
Action Notes Wind whooshing gets louder
Action Notes Tray clatters to ground
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Action Notes Wind whooshing dies down
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Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey!!
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Dialog <BOSS> Whatâs the racket?!
Dialog <AUBREY> Bailey got pulled into some sort of void!!
Dialog <BOSS> Great, now weâre short staffed!