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Time Sucks

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June 03, 2026
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Time Sucks

Time Sucks, a board based on a short script written by Justin Wagner

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Colin Boam

June 03, 2026

Transcript

  1. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 9 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,

    but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
  2. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 10 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,

    but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
  3. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 11 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,

    but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
  4. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 12 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,

    but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
  5. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 54 Dialog ALEX: -grab your

    "time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
  6. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 55 Dialog ALEX: -grab your

    "time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
  7. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 56 Dialog ALEX: -grab your

    "time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
  8. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 57 Dialog ALEX: -grab your

    "time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
  9. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 58 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  10. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 59 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  11. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 60 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  12. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 61 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  13. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 62 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  14. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 63 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  15. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 64 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  16. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 65 Dialog ALEX: I woulda

    done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
  17. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 66 Dialog ALEX: Yup, been

    stuck in this godforsaken hellhole for a year and a half.
  18. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 74 Dialog ALEX: Where if

    a rat farts in your direction you're dead?
  19. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 88 Dialog ALEX: look, some

    swill served up by a one armed,
  20. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 93 Dialog ALEX: There's that

    old tourist-style optimism again.
  21. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 95 Dialog ALEX: We got

    a dark warlock or witch of whatever over here!
  22. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 110 Dialog SAM: Let go!

    You're ruining my vacation!
  23. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 147 Dialog ALEX: Hey man,

    you wouldn't happen to know what year it i-!
  24. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 151 Dialog SAM: C-Can't anyone

    in time speak some damn English!
  25. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 161 Dialog ALEX: Y'know, beep-boop

    to the right time aka the PRESENT.
  26. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 162 Dialog ALEX: Y'know, beep-boop

    to the right time aka the PRESENT.
  27. Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 217 Dialog ALEX: The sweet

    smell of the present moment and not the smell of old shitty England.