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Time Sucks
Time Sucks, a board based on a short script written by Justin Wagner
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: CRASH!
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 9 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,
but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 10 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,
but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 11 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,
but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 12 Dialog SAM (OS): Pardon,
but do y’all have any mixed drinks? Or a cocktail menu?
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 20 Dialog BARKEEP: Ich ne
understonde.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 21 Dialog SAM: Ummm- Oh
oh
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 22 Dialog SAM: hang on,
I had something for this-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 23 Dialog SAM: Uh, drin-
dr-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 24 Dialog BARKEEP: My lyfe
is endeles peyne.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 25 Dialog SAM: Drinken!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 26 Dialog BARKEEP: Why ne
seidst thou not so?
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 41 Dialog ALEX: Time Traveler?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 42 Dialog SAM: Yeah first
time actually-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 43 Dialog SAM: wait--
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 44 Dialog SAM: what?!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 45 Dialog SAM: How could
you tell?!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 46 Dialog SAM: How could
you tell?!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 47 Dialog ALEX: Tourists always
stick out.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 48 Dialog ALEX: I mean
you said "y'all".
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 49 Dialog ALEX: It's thirteen-twenty-some-shit
up in this piece.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 50 Dialog ALEX: Where you
from, one of the Carolinas?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 51 Dialog SAM: Florida actually.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 52 Dialog ALEX: Gross.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 53 Dialog ALEX: Well I'm
gonna need you to y'know,-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 54 Dialog ALEX: -grab your
"time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 55 Dialog ALEX: -grab your
"time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 56 Dialog ALEX: -grab your
"time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 57 Dialog ALEX: -grab your
"time gauntlet" or whatever and beep-boop us on outta here.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 58 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 59 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 60 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 61 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 62 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 63 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 64 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 65 Dialog ALEX: I woulda
done the same but I landed on mine during entry.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 66 Dialog ALEX: Yup, been
stuck in this godforsaken hellhole for a year and a half.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 67 Dialog ALEX: Amazing that
I dodged the plague- barely.
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I'd love to help,
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 69 Dialog SAM: but I
did just get here
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 70 Dialog SAM: but I
did just get here
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 71 Dialog SAM: and I
got a drinken coming-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 72 Dialog ALEX: You actually
want to stay here?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 73 Dialog ALEX: In medieval
England?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 74 Dialog ALEX: Where if
a rat farts in your direction you're dead?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 75 Dialog ALEX: Plus the
food sucks and is British-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 76 Dialog ALEX: kind of
redundant, but you get it.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 77 Dialog SAM: I'm willing
to give it a chance.
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whole point of travel-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 79 Dialog SAM: giving new
experiences a shot
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 80 Dialog SAM: giving new
experiences a shot
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 87 Dialog ALEX: I rest
my case-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 88 Dialog ALEX: look, some
swill served up by a one armed,
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 89 Dialog ALEX: LALEX: gnarly,
nasty old medieval bastard?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 90 Dialog ALEX: Life literally
cannot get worse for this guy.
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he has the one arm.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 93 Dialog ALEX: There's that
old tourist-style optimism again.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 94 Dialog ALEX: Okay, so
now this is happening-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 95 Dialog ALEX: We got
a dark warlock or witch of whatever over here!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 96 Dialog SAM: Hey!
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TH- HIC- THEE, DARK SIC-
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TH- HIC- THEE, DARK SIC-
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TH- HIC- THEE, DARK SIC-
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TH- HIC- THEE, DARK SIC-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 110 Dialog SAM: Let go!
You're ruining my vacation!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 111 Dialog ALEX: Your vacation
sucks!
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 128 Dialog KNIGHT: Sorye, HIC-
My misdo..
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 129 Dialog BARKEEP: Enden me.
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is better?!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 140 Dialog ALEX: Not my
choice!
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here!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 147 Dialog ALEX: Hey man,
you wouldn't happen to know what year it i-!
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 150 Dialog NEANDERTHAL: (Unintelligible Grunts)
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 151 Dialog SAM: C-Can't anyone
in time speak some damn English!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 152 Dialog ALEX: Spoken like
a real tour-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 153 Dialog SAM: SHUT UP!
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 160 Dialog ALEX: Ok, so
this time let's really-
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 161 Dialog ALEX: Y'know, beep-boop
to the right time aka the PRESENT.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 162 Dialog ALEX: Y'know, beep-boop
to the right time aka the PRESENT.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 163 Dialog SAM: Oh right.
Um.
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go?
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 168 Dialog ALEX: GOTTA GO
GOTTA GO GOTTA GO!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 169 Dialog ALEX: GOTTA GO
GOTTA GO GOTTA GO!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 170 Dialog ALEX: GOTTA GO
GOTTA GO GOTTA GO!
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LITTLE HELP?!
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DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED!
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vacation-ruiner!
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that?
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smell of the present moment and not the smell of old shitty England.
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Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 220 Dialog ALEX: And LOOK!
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 221 Dialog ALEX: And LOOK!
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could go for a drinken.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 226 Dialog SAM: Y'know, I
could go for a drinken.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 227 Dialog ALEX: There ya
go.
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present as I always say.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 229 Dialog ALEX: Embrace the
present as I always say.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 230 Dialog ALEX: And f***
the past.
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 231 Dialog SAM: Right?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 232 Dialog SAM: Right?
Scene 0 Shot 1 Panel 233 Dialog SAM: Right?
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