$30 off During Our Annual Pro Sale. View Details »

Parasomnia OCT audition

Parasomnia OCT audition

My audition for Parasomnia OCT that's being held on twitter!

Bluefrknsky

August 23, 2022
Tweet

Transcript

  1. I ’ v e b e e n h av

    i ng st r ange dr e ams as of l at e . . .
  2. None
  3. None
  4. None
  5. None
  6. None
  7. And I don’ t k now h ow t o

    f e e l ab ou t t h e m, i t ’ s not l i k e …
  8. I t ’ s not l i k e I

    ’ v e se e n my f ami l y l at e l y , I h av e n’ t e v e n t al k e d t o t h e m.
  9. None
  10. None
  11. … I me an, h as any t h i

    ng r e mi nde d y ou of t h e m?
  12. … I me an, h as any t h i

    ng r e mi nde d y ou of t h e m?
  13. None
  14. None
  15. None
  16. [ di ng dong]

  17. None
  18. None
  19. None
  20. None
  21. None
  22. None
  23. None
  24. None
  25. None
  26. None
  27. None
  28. None
  29. None
  30. None
  31. None
  32. H e y , we r ne r !

  33. I ’ l l b e goi ng ou t

    !
  34. None
  35. None
  36. None
  37. None
  38. None
  39. None
  40. None
  41. None
  42. None
  43. None
  44. None
  45. None
  46. None
  47. None
  48. None
  49. None
  50. C ome on C h e st e r

  51. sh e won’ t h u r t y ou

    !
  52. Awh man!

  53. Se e ms l i k e sh e ’

    s a b i t mor e sk i t t i sh t h an I t h ou gh t –
  54. None
  55. None
  56. H e y t h e r e , C

    h e st nu t !
  57. . . . u nc l e wi n? ?

  58. a l ot won’ t mak e se nse r

    i gh t now b u t , l i st e n t o me . I don’ t h av e mu c h t i me .
  59. Go t o t h e f i r st

    e l e v at or y ou se e , p r e ss t h e 1 3 t h f l oor and y ou sh ou l d se e a sk i nny gu y wi t h no e y e s.
  60. None
  61. Don’ t

  62. None
  63. b e

  64. af r ai d!

  65. None
  66. None
  67. w- wai t . . .

  68. U nc l e wi n! !

  69. wai t !

  70. . . .

  71. None
  72. wh at . . .

  73. wh e r e . . .

  74. None
  75. wh e r e t h e f u c

    k am i ?
  76. None
  77. [ di ng! ]

  78. None
  79. None
  80. None
  81. . . . t h i r t e e

    nt h f l oor , h u h . . .
  82. None
  83. None
  84. [ v mmm. . . ]

  85. [ di ng! ]

  86. None
  87. None
  88. Oh , h e y t h e r e

    .
  89. I wasn’ t e x p e c t i

    ng any one
  90. at t h e mome nt b u t I

    ’ l l t ak e i t .
  91. at t h e mome nt b u t I

    ’ l l t ak e i t .
  92. None
  93. Wh o ar e y ou ? Wh at t

    h e f u c k ar e y ou and wh e r e t h e h e l l am I ?
  94. None
  95. now, l i st e n. . .

  96. I k now t h i s p l ac

    e c an b e a l i t t l e ov e r wh e l mi ng
  97. b u t t h e job p ost i

    ng h ad p l e nt y of i nf or mat i on. . .
  98. Job p ost i ng? St op f u c

    k i ng wi t h me and answe r me .
  99. Y ou . . . ar e not h e

    r e
  100. f or t h e job p osi t i

    on?
  101. None
  102. None
  103. H e y , h e y ! no ne

    e d f or V I OL E NC E !
  104. I c an answe r a f e w qu

    e st i ons f or f r e e . ju st f or y ou , my f r i e nd.
  105. My name i s P I E R R E

    and I wor k f or t h e sal e s
  106. de p ar t me nt h e r e

    at P AR ASOMNI A H E ADQU AR T E R S.
  107. Sal e s… de p ar t me nt …

  108. y ou ’ r e a sal e sman i

    n a sh i t t y ni gh t mar e p l ac e l i k e t h i s?
  109. C or r e c t ! and y ou

    ar e Mi st e r . . .
  110. i t ’ s c h e st e r

    .
  111. Mr . C h e st e r . we

    l c ome .
  112. C ool , I don’ t gi v e a

    sh i t - - ar e y ou t h e r e ason wh y I ’ m h e r e ?
  113. I p e r sonal l y di dn’ t

    ask f or y ou , as we ’ v e ju st me t . U su al l y , p e op l e f i nd u s, we don’ t f i nd t h e m.
  114. B u t i f y ou ’ r e

    h e r e . . . t h e r e mu st b e r e asons f or i t .
  115. t h e n wou l d y ou k

    now wh o i s me ssi ng wi t h me ?
  116. No, b u t I C OU L D k

    now wh o! I may b e a l owl y sal e sman, b u t I do k now My way ar ou nd h e r e . I c ou l d h e l p y ou f i nd ou t .
  117. And wh at do y ou ge t ou t

    of t h i s? Wh at do y ou want ?
  118. I onl y want y ou t o t e

    st ou t a modu l e I h av e . Ju st p l ay al ong wi t h t h e l i t t l e game we h av e goi ng h e r e .
  119. and Wh at ’ s i n t h i

    s “ modu l e ? ”
  120. None
  121. I ' m af r ai d I ' m

    u nde r an NDA and c annot
  122. sh ar e t h i s k i nd

    of i nf or mat i on ou t si de of c omp any
  123. t h at sai d. . .

  124. b e c omi ng p ar t of t

    h e c omp any i s one si gnat u r e away ,
  125. mr . c h e st e r . .

    .
  126. None
  127. None
  128. None
  129. no.

  130. I c an h e l p y ou b

    u t I don’ t
  131. t r u st y ou e nou gh t

    o si gn some p ap e r ou t of nowh e r e
  132. c omp l e t e l y u nde

    r st andab l e
  133. None
  134. T e l l y ou wh at , I

    ' l l gi v e y ou a p r ob at i onar y p e r i od so y ou
  135. c an ge t f ami l i ar i

    z e d wi t h t h e c omp any
  136. t h e n y ou c an ge t

    b ac k t o me , al r i gh t ?
  137. t h e n y ou c an ge t

    b ac k t o me , al r i gh t ?
  138. None
  139. None
  140. I t was a p l e asu r e

    ne got i at i ng wi t h y ou , Mr . C h e st e r
  141. I t was a p l e asu r e

    ne got i at i ng wi t h y ou , Mr . C h e st e r
  142. we ’ l l se nd y ou of f

    t o ge t st ar t e d
  143. we ’ l l se nd y ou of f

    t o ge t st ar t e d
  144. wai t . . .

  145. wai t . . .

  146. we ?

  147. we ?

  148. None
  149. None
  150. None
  151. None
  152. None
  153. None
  154. None
  155. H ap p y t o h av e y

    ou h e r e at PARASOM NI A I NC.