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Bluefrknsky
August 23, 2022
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Parasomnia OCT audition
My audition for Parasomnia OCT that's being held on twitter!
Bluefrknsky
August 23, 2022
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I ’ v e b e e n h av
i ng st r ange dr e ams as of l at e . . .
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And I don’ t k now h ow t o
f e e l ab ou t t h e m, i t ’ s not l i k e …
I t ’ s not l i k e I
’ v e se e n my f ami l y l at e l y , I h av e n’ t e v e n t al k e d t o t h e m.
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… I me an, h as any t h i
ng r e mi nde d y ou of t h e m?
… I me an, h as any t h i
ng r e mi nde d y ou of t h e m?
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[ di ng dong]
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H e y , we r ne r !
I ’ l l b e goi ng ou t
!
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C ome on C h e st e r
sh e won’ t h u r t y ou
!
Awh man!
Se e ms l i k e sh e ’
s a b i t mor e sk i t t i sh t h an I t h ou gh t –
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H e y t h e r e , C
h e st nu t !
. . . u nc l e wi n? ?
a l ot won’ t mak e se nse r
i gh t now b u t , l i st e n t o me . I don’ t h av e mu c h t i me .
Go t o t h e f i r st
e l e v at or y ou se e , p r e ss t h e 1 3 t h f l oor and y ou sh ou l d se e a sk i nny gu y wi t h no e y e s.
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Don’ t
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b e
af r ai d!
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w- wai t . . .
U nc l e wi n! !
wai t !
. . .
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wh at . . .
wh e r e . . .
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wh e r e t h e f u c
k am i ?
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[ di ng! ]
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. . . t h i r t e e
nt h f l oor , h u h . . .
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[ v mmm. . . ]
[ di ng! ]
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Oh , h e y t h e r e
.
I wasn’ t e x p e c t i
ng any one
at t h e mome nt b u t I
’ l l t ak e i t .
at t h e mome nt b u t I
’ l l t ak e i t .
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Wh o ar e y ou ? Wh at t
h e f u c k ar e y ou and wh e r e t h e h e l l am I ?
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now, l i st e n. . .
I k now t h i s p l ac
e c an b e a l i t t l e ov e r wh e l mi ng
b u t t h e job p ost i
ng h ad p l e nt y of i nf or mat i on. . .
Job p ost i ng? St op f u c
k i ng wi t h me and answe r me .
Y ou . . . ar e not h e
r e
f or t h e job p osi t i
on?
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H e y , h e y ! no ne
e d f or V I OL E NC E !
I c an answe r a f e w qu
e st i ons f or f r e e . ju st f or y ou , my f r i e nd.
My name i s P I E R R E
and I wor k f or t h e sal e s
de p ar t me nt h e r e
at P AR ASOMNI A H E ADQU AR T E R S.
Sal e s… de p ar t me nt …
y ou ’ r e a sal e sman i
n a sh i t t y ni gh t mar e p l ac e l i k e t h i s?
C or r e c t ! and y ou
ar e Mi st e r . . .
i t ’ s c h e st e r
.
Mr . C h e st e r . we
l c ome .
C ool , I don’ t gi v e a
sh i t - - ar e y ou t h e r e ason wh y I ’ m h e r e ?
I p e r sonal l y di dn’ t
ask f or y ou , as we ’ v e ju st me t . U su al l y , p e op l e f i nd u s, we don’ t f i nd t h e m.
B u t i f y ou ’ r e
h e r e . . . t h e r e mu st b e r e asons f or i t .
t h e n wou l d y ou k
now wh o i s me ssi ng wi t h me ?
No, b u t I C OU L D k
now wh o! I may b e a l owl y sal e sman, b u t I do k now My way ar ou nd h e r e . I c ou l d h e l p y ou f i nd ou t .
And wh at do y ou ge t ou t
of t h i s? Wh at do y ou want ?
I onl y want y ou t o t e
st ou t a modu l e I h av e . Ju st p l ay al ong wi t h t h e l i t t l e game we h av e goi ng h e r e .
and Wh at ’ s i n t h i
s “ modu l e ? ”
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I ' m af r ai d I ' m
u nde r an NDA and c annot
sh ar e t h i s k i nd
of i nf or mat i on ou t si de of c omp any
t h at sai d. . .
b e c omi ng p ar t of t
h e c omp any i s one si gnat u r e away ,
mr . c h e st e r . .
.
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no.
I c an h e l p y ou b
u t I don’ t
t r u st y ou e nou gh t
o si gn some p ap e r ou t of nowh e r e
c omp l e t e l y u nde
r st andab l e
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T e l l y ou wh at , I
' l l gi v e y ou a p r ob at i onar y p e r i od so y ou
c an ge t f ami l i ar i
z e d wi t h t h e c omp any
t h e n y ou c an ge t
b ac k t o me , al r i gh t ?
t h e n y ou c an ge t
b ac k t o me , al r i gh t ?
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I t was a p l e asu r e
ne got i at i ng wi t h y ou , Mr . C h e st e r
I t was a p l e asu r e
ne got i at i ng wi t h y ou , Mr . C h e st e r
we ’ l l se nd y ou of f
t o ge t st ar t e d
we ’ l l se nd y ou of f
t o ge t st ar t e d
wai t . . .
wai t . . .
we ?
we ?
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H ap p y t o h av e y
ou h e r e at PARASOM NI A I NC.