Cubix Lube

Funny lil commercial boards about people who really enjoy rotating plastic polygons

Transcript

1. Notes Slow truck-in SFX: Crowd cheering
2. Notes SFX: Plastic crunchy turning, smoking and squeaking
3. Notes SFX: Plastic crunchy turning, smoking and squeaking
4. Notes Bert: *Heavy breathing*
5. Notes Bert: *Heavy breathing*
6. Notes SFX: Plastic crunchy turning, smoking and squeaking
7. Notes SFX: Plastic crunchy turning, smoking and squeaking
8. Notes Bert: *Heavy breathing*
9. Notes SFX: Explosion
10. Notes SFX: Explosion, crowd yelling
11. Notes SFX: Explosion, crowd yelling
12. Notes SFX: Smoke settling softly, crowd fades
13. Notes SFX: Smoke settling softly, crowd fades
14. Notes Tilt up to stadium screen
15. Notes SFX: Buzzer error noise, crowd goes "awww"
17. Notes Coach: "BEEEERT!"
20. Notes Coach: "What's your deal?"
22. Notes Bert: "This is the crap lube!"
25. Dialog Coach: "What?"
26. Notes SFX: Facepalm slap
29. Notes SFX: Thunder fades in
30. Notes SFX: Thunder
31. Notes Coach: "Hmm?"
32. Notes SFX: Thunder getting louder
33. Notes SFX: Thunder getting louder
35. Notes Zoom and truck in to pocket area
36. Notes SFX: Fabric rustling
41. Notes Coach: *grunts*
42. Notes Coach: "BERT!"
44. Notes SFX: Whipping speed sound
47. Notes Coach: "UPGRADE!" Tracking dolly shot with bottle SFX: Speed whistles
48. Notes Coach: "UPGRADE!" Tracking dolly shot with bottle SFX: Speed whistles
49. Notes Coach: "UPGRADE!" Tracking dolly shot with bottle SFX: Speed whistles
50. Notes Tracking dolly shot with bottle SFX: Speed whistles
51. Notes Tracking dolly shot with bottle SFX: Speed whistles
52. Notes SFX: Plastic on palm slap
53. Notes Truck and zoom onto hand SFX: Wet lube squirt
55. Notes SFX: Hands and cube impact
56. Notes SFX: Plastic turning faster and faster
57. Notes SFX: Thunder, plastic turning, crowd cheering
58. Notes SFX: Thunder, plastic turning, crowd cheering
59. Notes SFX: More thunder, hands and cube slam down
61. Notes Tilt down to mat SFX: More thunder, hands and cube slam down
62. Notes SFX: Crowd goes silent
63. Notes SFX: Crowd goes wild, fireworks set off
64. Notes Coach: "YEEEEEAAAA!!!!" SFX: Crowd goes wild, fireworks set off (muted)
69. Notes SFX: Crowd goes wild, fireworks set off
70. Notes SFX: Crowd goes wild, fireworks set off
71. Notes Bert: "Ack!" SFX: Thud
72. Notes Narrator: Cubix Lube.
73. Notes Narrator: Lightning speed for your cubing needs.