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Oh snap!
Ok,
so,
maybe it’s not that bad?
NOT THAT BA-
qUIET.
Ever heard of
“backstage voices?”
Geez.
Freshman.
Not that bad??
Look at it!
>gasp!<
THE RECRUITERS.
They really are here.
Her scene is next!
I don’t know where Tyler is!
PSST!
He’s here!!!
Did someone ask for a box of spare props?
Fricken finally, dude.
You’re a lifesaver.
Yes, well.
Anything for my artsy little brother and his friends.
Our therapist recently encouraged us to engage in each other’s hobbies.
WOO THERAPY
STOP!
No therapy?
NO!
WHAT IS THIS?!
Oh.
Bro how could you get this so wrong?
Your text said “meat evil,” dude.
I even drew a little face on it, see?
DUDE MY TEXT CLEARLY SAID “ MEDIEVAL”
SEE-
Uh.
Well I’ll be darned!
Foiled again by ol’ speech to text-
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
MALLORY, GET ON STAGE, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO USE THIS!
Engarde!
If you truly want the throne,
You’ll find it will not come easily.
Aye.
But nor can you deny
My wrath.
RAAAGHHHH
>combat sounds<
It’s-
I know.
DIVINE!
Excuse me, sir.
If you can’t keep it down,
we’ll have to ask you to leave the show.
Ah. Yes.
Of course.
Geez, never heard of “theater voices…”
fin