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Transcript

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  4. OFFICIANT: AND NOW

  5. OFFICIANT: DO YOU TAKE HER TO BE YOUR WIFE—

  6. OFFICIANT: DO YOU TAKE HER TO BE YOUR WIFE—

  7. OFFICIANT: —IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, IN JOY AND IN

    SORROW

  8. OFFICIANT: —IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, IN JOY AND IN

    SORROW

  9. GROOM: I DO

  10. OFFICIANT: AND DO YOU TAKE HIM TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY

    WEDDED HUSBAND

  11. BRIDE: I DO

  12. OFFICIANT: YOU MAY NOW SEAL YOUR UNION WITH A KISS!

  13. OFFICIANT: YOU MAY NOW SEAL YOUR UNION WITH A KISS!

  14. SFX: APPALUSE

  15. SFX: APPALUSE

  16. SFX: APPALUSE

  17. SFX: APPALUSE

  18. PHOTOGRAPHER: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!

  19. PHOTOGRAPHER: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!

  20. PHOTOGRAPHER: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!

  21. PHOTOGRAPHER: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!

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  26. SFX: FLASH

  27. SFX: MURMUR

  28. SFX: MURMUR

  29. SFX: MURMUR

  30. BRIDE & GROOM: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING

  31. BRIDE & GROOM: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING

  32. SFX (OS): SPEECH

  33. SFX (OS): SPEECH

  34. SFX (OS): SPEECH

  35. SFX (OS): SPEECH

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  43. GROOM MOTHER: HONEY, YOU’RE GONNA DO GREAT

  44. GROOM MOTHER: HONEY, YOU’RE GONNA DO GREAT

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  46. GROOM FATHER: THANK YOU DEAR

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  49. SFX (OS): TINK TINK TINK

  50. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

  51. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

  52. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

  53. SFX (OS): TINK TINK TINK

  54. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

  55. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

  56. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

  57. SFX: TINK TINK TINK

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  59. BRIDE FATHER: EVERYONE I’D LIKE YOUR ATTENTION

  60. BRIDE FATHER (OS): EVERYONE I’D LIKE YOUR ATTENTION

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  64. BRIDE FATHER: I’M THE BRIDE’S FATHER FOR THOSE WHO DON’T

    KNOW

  65. BRIDE FATHER: I’M SO PROUD OF THESE 2—

  66. BRIDE FATHER: I’M SO PROUD OF THESE 2—

  67. BRIDE FATHER: —AND HOW FAR THEY’VE COME

  68. BRIDE: AW DAD…

  69. CROWD: AWW

  70. CROWD: AWW

  71. BRIDE’S DAD: A TOAST TO THE NEWLYWED!!

  72. BRIDE’S DAD: A TOAST TO THE NEWLYWED!!

  73. SFX: CHEER

  74. SFX: CHEER

  75. SFX (OS): CHEER

  76. SFX (OS): CHEER

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  86. GROOM’S FATHER: UM EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR COMING!

  87. GROOM’S FATHER: UM EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR COMING!

  88. GROOM’S FATHER: I’M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY

  89. GROOM’S FATHER: TO CELEBRATE THESE 2 YOUNG’UNS

  90. GROOM’S FATHER: TO CELEBRATE THESE 2 YOUNG’UNS

  91. GROOM’S FATHER: TO CELEBRATE THESE 2 YOUNG’UNS

  92. GROOM’S FATHER: TO CELEBRATE THESE 2 YOUNG’UNS

  93. GROOM’S FATHER: TO CELEBRATE THESE 2 YOUNG’UNS

  94. GROOM’S FATHER: AND MINDY, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING

  95. GROOM’S FATHER: AND MINDY, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING

  96. GROOM’S FATHER: DON’T HESISTATE, YOU’RE FAMILY

  97. GROOM’S FATHER: DON’T HESISTATE, YOU’RE FAMILY

  98. GROOM’S FATHER: DON’T HESISTATE, YOU’RE FAMILY

  99. CROWD: AWWWWWW

  100. CROWD: AWWWWWW

  101. CROWD: AWWWWWW

  102. BRIDE (TEARY): AWWW DAD…

  103. BRIDE (TEARY): AWWW DAD…

  104. BRIDE (TEARY): AWWW DAD…

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  107. GROOM’S DAD: LET’S TOAST TO THE NEWLYWEDS

  108. GROOM’S DAD: LET’S TOAST TO THE NEWLYWEDS

  109. CROWD: CHEERS!

  110. CROWD: CHEERS!

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  114. BRIDE’S FATHER: AHEM

  115. BRIDE’S FATHER: AHEM

  116. BRIDE’S FATHER: AHEM

  117. BRIDE’S FATHER: I’D LIKE TO ADD ON TO MY PREVIOUS

    SPEECH

  118. BRIDE’S FATHER: I’D LIKE TO ADD ON TO MY PREVIOUS

    SPEECH

  119. BRIDE’S FATHER: OBVIOUSLY I MEANT THOSE THINGS AS WELL

  120. BRIDE’S FATHER: OBVIOUSLY I MEANT THOSE THINGS AS WELL

  121. GROOM’S FATHER: WELL YOU DIDN’T SAY THAT

  122. GROOM’S FATHER: WELL YOU DIDN’T SAY THAT

  123. GROOM’S FATHER: WELL YOU DIDN’T SAY THAT

  124. GROOM’S MOTHER: HONEY!!

  125. BRIDE’S FATHER (OS): —I WAS GONNA SAY THIS UNTIL AFTER

    THE RECEPTION BUT—

  126. BRIDE’S FATHER (OS): —I WAS GONNA SAY THIS UNTIL AFTER

    THE RECEPTION BUT—

  127. BRIDE’S FATHER (OS): —I WAS GONNA SAY THIS UNTIL AFTER

    THE RECEPTION BUT—

  128. SFX: SHINE

  129. SFX: SHINE

  130. SFX: SHINE

  131. BRIDE’S FATHER: A LIL SOMETHING TO START YOUR NEW LIFE

  132. BRIDE: THANK YOU DADDY!

  133. BRIDE: THANK YOU DADDY!

  134. BRIDE’S FATHER: A TOAST!!

  135. BRIDE’S FATHER: A TOAST!!

  136. CROWD: CHEERS!

  137. CROWD: CHEERS!

  138. CROWD: CHEERS!

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  142. GROOM’S FATHER: HAH!

  143. GROOM’S FATHER: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH

    A TRICK UP YOUR SLEEVE?

  144. GROOM’S FATHER: WIFE!

  145. GROOM’S FATHER: WIFE!

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  148. GROOM’S FATHER: HMPF!

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  150. SFX: ANGELIC CHORUS

  151. SFX: ANGELIC CHORUS

  152. SFX: ANGELIC CHORUS

  153. SFX: ANGELIC CHORUS

  154. BRIDE & GROOM: WOAH…

  155. BRIDE & GROOM: WOAH…

  156. GROOM’S FATHER: HAHAHA CHEERS!

  157. GROOM’S FATHER: HAHAHA CHEERS!

  158. GROOM’S FATHER: HAHAHA CHEERS!

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  165. BRIDE’S FATHER: THOSE BRACELETS ARE SO UGLY!

  166. BRIDE’S FATHER: THOSE BRACELETS ARE SO UGLY!

  167. BRIDE’S FATHER: THOSE BRACELETS ARE SO UGLY!

  168. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE!—

  169. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE!—

  170. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE!—

  171. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE!—

  172. BRIDE’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HONEYMOON!

  173. BRIDE’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HONEYMOON!

  174. BRIDE’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HONEYMOON!

  175. BRIDE & GROOM: WOW WE CAN GO TO HAWAII AFTER

    ALL!

  176. BRIDE & GROOM: WOW WE CAN GO TO HAWAII AFTER

    ALL!
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  178. BRIDE’S FATHER: TOAST!

  179. BRIDE’S FATHER: TOAST!

  180. SFX: BAM

  181. SFX: BAM

  182. GROOM’S FATHER: THE WEDDING!

  183. GROOM’S FATHER: I WILL PAY FOR THE WEDDING!

  184. GROOM’S FATHER: I WILL PAY FOR THE WEDDING!

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  189. GUEST: PLEASE…NO…MORE…

  190. GUEST: PLEASE…NO…MORE…

  191. GUEST: PLEASE…NO…MORE…

  192. GUEST: PLEASE…NO…MORE…

  193. BRIDE’S FATHER: AUGH WELL

  194. BRIDE’S FATHER: AUGH WELL

  195. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE, A DOWNPAYMENT FOR A HOUSE!

  196. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE, A DOWNPAYMENT FOR A HOUSE!

  197. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE, A DOWNPAYMENT FOR A HOUSE!

  198. BRIDE’S FATHER: HERE, A DOWNPAYMENT FOR A HOUSE!

  199. GROOM’S FATHER: GRRR

  200. GROOM’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HOUSE

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  202. GROOM’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HOUSE

  203. GROOM’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HOUSE

  204. GROOM’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HOUSE

  205. GROOM’S FATHER: A CHEQUE FOR THE HOUSE

  206. BRIDE’S FATHER: HMPF A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILD!

  207. BRIDE’S FATHER: HMPF A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILD!

  208. BRIDE’S FATHER: HMPF A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILD!

  209. BRIDE’S FATHER: HMPF A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILD!

  210. BRIDE’S FATHER: HMPF A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILD!

  211. BRIDE’S FATHER: HMPF A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILD!

  212. GROOM’S FATHER: CHILD? SINGULAR?? A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILDREN

  213. GROOM’S FATHER: CHILD? SINGULAR?? A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILDREN

  214. GROOM’S FATHER: CHILD? SINGULAR?? A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILDREN

  215. GROOM’S FATHER: CHILD? SINGULAR?? A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILDREN

  216. GROOM’S FATHER: CHILD? SINGULAR?? A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILDREN

  217. GROOM’S FATHER: CHILD? SINGULAR?? A TRUST FUND FOR THEIR CHILDREN

  218. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  219. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  220. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  221. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  222. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  223. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  224. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  225. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  226. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  227. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  228. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  229. SFX: RIPPING AND GRUNTING EXCLAIMS

  230. BRIDE & GROOM: …

  231. BRIDE & GROOM: …

  232. BRIDE & GROOM: …

  233. BRIDE & GROOM: …

  234. BRIDE & GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  235. BRIDE & GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  236. BRIDE & GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  237. BRIDE & GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  238. BRIDE & GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  239. BRIDE & GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  240. GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  241. GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  242. GROOM’S FATHERS: *HUFF*

  243. GROOM’S FATHERS: ARGHH—!!

  244. GROOM’S FATHERS: ARGHH—!!

  245. GROOM’S MOTHER: HONEY~~WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  246. GROOM’S MOTHER: HONEY~~WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  247. BRIDE’S MOTHER: DEAR, CAN WE TALK?

  248. BRIDE’S MOTHER: DEAR, CAN WE TALK?

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  252. GROOM’S MOTHER: I’M SO SORRY ABOUT MY HUSBAND’S BEHAVIOR, HE’S

    EASILY EXCITED

  253. GROOM’S MOTHER: I’M SO SORRY ABOUT MY HUSBAND’S BEHAVIOR, HE’S

    EASILY EXCITED

  254. BRIDE’S MOTHER: OH NO NO, WE’RE THE ONES SORRY. MY

    HUSBAND FORGETS HIMSELF

  255. BRIDE’S MOTHER: OH NO NO, WE’RE THE ONES SORRY. MY

    HUSBAND FORGETS HIMSELF

  256. BRIDE’S MOTHER: OH NO NO, WE’RE THE ONES SORRY. MY

    HUSBAND FORGETS HIMSELF
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  259. GROOM’S MOTHER: NO, NO, OUR APOLOGIES

  260. GROOM’S MOTHER: NO, NO, OUR APOLOGIES

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  262. BRIDE’S MOTHER: NONSENSE, OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES

  263. BRIDE’S MOTHER: NONSENSE, OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES

  264. GROOM’S MOTHER: PLEASE ACCEPT OUR HUMBLEST, DEEPEST APOLOGY

  265. BRIDE’S MOTHER (OS): NO NO NO, WE’RE THE ONES AT

    FAULT

  266. BRIDE’S MOTHER (OS): NO NO NO, WE’RE THE ONES AT

    FAULT

  267. GROOM’S MOTHER (OS): DON’T BE SO HARSH ON YOURSELVES, WE’RE

    THE ONES TO BLAME
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  272. GROOM: SORRY BABE, MY PARENTS ARE SO WEIRD

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  274. BRIDE: NAH, MY PARENTS ARE THE WEIRDOS

  275. GROOM: UMM, MY PARENTS ARE THE WEIRDER ONES

  276. GROOM: UMM, MY PARENTS ARE THE WEIRDER ONES

  277. BRIDE: UMM WHAT? MY PARENTS ARE THE WEIRDEST ONES

  278. BRIDE: UMM WHAT? MY PARENTS ARE THE WEIRDEST ONES

  279. BRIDE: UMM WHAT? MY PARENTS ARE THE WEIRDEST ONES

  280. SFX: *ARGUING*

  281. SFX: *ARGUING*

  282. SFX: *ARGUING*

  283. SFX: *ARGUING*

  284. SFX: *ARGUING*

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