A Frog Hops Into A Bank

A retelling of a Norm MacDonald joke.

Transcript

1. Scene 1 Duration 11:04 Panel 1 Duration 07:10 Action Notes Slight zoom in on bank
2. Scene 1 Duration 11:04 Panel 2 Duration 01:23
3. Scene 1 Duration 11:04 Panel 3 Duration 01:19 Dialog Ms. Whack..
4. Scene 2 Duration 02:08 Panel 1 Duration 02:08 Dialog You have a "Kermit J" here to see you.
5. Scene 3 Duration 01:19 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog Excellent!
6. Scene 3 Duration 01:19 Panel 2 Duration 00:19 Dialog Go ahead and send him in!
7. Scene 4 Duration 01:13 Panel 1 Duration 00:17 Action Notes She nods
8. Scene 4 Duration 01:13 Panel 2 Duration 00:20
9. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 1 Duration 03:23
10. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 2 Duration 02:01 Action Notes Chair rolls up to desk
11. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 3 Duration 00:04 Action Notes Frog hops onto table
12. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 4 Duration 00:15
13. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 5 Duration 02:18 Dialog Good afternoon, I’m Kermit. We spoke on the phone?
14. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog Yes we did! My name is Patricia Whack,
15. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 7 Duration 01:07 Dialog But you can just call me Patty. Action Notes Patty shakes the frog's hand with her finger.
16. Scene 5 Duration 13:21 Panel 8 Duration 02:01 Dialog So what was it again that you wanted to go over today, Mr. J?
17. Scene 6 Duration 04:11 Panel 1 Duration 01:14 Dialog Ah, yes. I’d like to apply for a loan!
18. Scene 6 Duration 04:11 Panel 2 Duration 01:21 Dialog I’m building an extension to my pond
19. Scene 6 Duration 04:11 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog and could use a new lily pad.
20. Scene 7 Duration 02:07 Panel 1 Duration 01:07 Dialog Alright, Mr. J, first I’m going to need to re-enter your first and last name.
21. Scene 7 Duration 02:07 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog What was your last name again?
22. Scene 8 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 01:14 Dialog Jagger. Like the singer.
23. Scene 9 Duration 01:05 Panel 1 Duration 01:05 Dialog Hmm.. I don't know who that is.
24. Scene 10 Duration 02:01 Panel 1 Duration 02:01 Dialog Spelled like Dagger with a J?
25. Scene 11 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 01:14 Dialog You don’t know Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones?
26. Scene 12 Duration 02:17 Panel 1 Duration 00:16 Dialog I'm sorry,
27. Scene 12 Duration 02:17 Panel 2 Duration 02:01 Dialog Not ringing a bell.
28. Scene 13 Duration 02:05 Panel 1 Duration 01:05 Dialog Well Mick Jagger is actually
29. Scene 13 Duration 02:05 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog My father!
30. Scene 14 Duration 02:07 Panel 1 Duration 02:07 Dialog Oh wow you're the son of the Rolling Stones?
31. Scene 15 Duration 01:14 Panel 1 Duration 01:14 Dialog Well, one of them..
32. Scene 16 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog Alright Mr. Jagger,
33. Scene 17 Duration 01:07 Panel 1 Duration 01:07 Dialog do you have any collateral?
34. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 1 Duration 00:19 Dialog Why yes,
35. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 2 Duration 00:05 Dialog I do Action Notes The frog rummages in his "pockets" for a second.
36. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 3 Duration 00:06 Dialog I do Action Notes The frog rummages in his "pockets" for a second.
37. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 4 Duration 00:06 Dialog I do Action Notes The frog rummages in his "pockets" for a second.
38. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 5 Duration 00:19 Dialog Here you go!
39. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 6 Duration 00:19
40. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 7 Duration 00:11 Action Notes He scoots it forward a little.
41. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 8 Duration 00:19
42. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 9 Duration 00:10
43. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 10 Duration 00:07
44. Scene 18 Duration 05:20 Panel 11 Duration 00:19
45. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 1 Duration 01:05
46. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 2 Duration 00:19 Dialog Ohh..
47. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 3 Duration 00:19 Dialog Okay..
48. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 4 Duration 02:00 Dialog Um.. I’m going to have to go consult with our manager..
49. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 5 Duration 01:12 Dialog , if you’ll excuse me for a moment.
50. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 6 Duration 01:05
51. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 7 Duration 01:13
52. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 8 Duration 01:22 Dialog Excuse me sir, Action Notes Patty knocks on the door frame.
53. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 9 Duration 03:18 Dialog but a frog named Kermit Jagger is applying for a pond loan and has offered this
54. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 10 Duration 02:00 Dialog ..thing as collateral.
55. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 11 Duration 00:17 Dialog What should I do?
56. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 12 Duration 01:04
57. Scene 19 Duration 19:18 Panel 13 Duration 01:04
58. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 1 Duration 01:23 Dialog “This is a knickknack, Patty Whack!
59. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 2 Duration 00:04 Dialog “This is a knickknack, Patty Whack! Action Notes He shakes it a little bit for emphasis
60. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 3 Duration 00:04 Dialog “This is a knickknack, Patty Whack! Action Notes He shakes it a little bit for emphasis
61. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 4 Duration 00:04 Dialog “This is a knickknack, Patty Whack! Action Notes He shakes it a little bit for emphasis
62. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 5 Duration 01:22 Dialog “This is a knickknack, Patty Whack!
63. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 6 Duration 02:19 Dialog Give the frog a loan! His old man's a
64. Scene 20 Duration 09:08 Panel 7 Duration 02:04 Dialog Rolling Stone! Action Notes Boss slams on his desk.