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Space King Merch Promo

Space King Merch Promo

A promo I boarded for the pre-order release of Space King's merch.

Corgan

May 30, 2024
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  1. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 1 Duration 00:02 Dialog Welcome

    to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
  2. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 2 Duration 03:17 Dialog Welcome

    to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
  3. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 3 Duration 02:10 Dialog Welcome

    to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
  4. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog Welcome

    to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
  5. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 5 Duration 01:05 Dialog Welcome

    to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
  6. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog First

    off, it’s very important to us that we use 100% unethically sourced materials.
  7. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 3 Duration 02:16 Dialog First

    off, it’s very important to us that we use 100% unethically sourced materials.
  8. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 1 Duration 05:06 Dialog And

    just how do we get the perfect colours for your regular human clothing needs?
  9. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 12 Duration 03:18 Dialog You

    control the oxygenation of the blood!
  10. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 22 Duration 02:18 Dialog We

    have aliens for all kinds of colours!
  11. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 1 Duration 01:03 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  12. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 2 Duration 02:01 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  13. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 3 Duration 01:12 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  14. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 4 Duration 02:20 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  15. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 5 Duration 01:16 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  16. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  17. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 7 Duration 03:20 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  18. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 8 Duration 01:16 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  19. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 9 Duration 01:13 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  20. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 10 Duration 00:20 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  21. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 11 Duration 01:13 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  22. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 12 Duration 01:07 Dialog The

    more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
  23. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 13 Duration 05:11 Dialog These

    ‘metal-men’ we found whose souls are trapped in their bodies-
  24. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 14 Duration 01:10 Dialog These

    ‘metal-men’ we found whose souls are trapped in their bodies-
  25. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 15 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  26. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 16 Duration 00:19 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  27. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 17 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  28. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 18 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  29. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 19 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  31. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 21 Duration 00:23 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  32. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 22 Duration 00:02 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  33. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 23 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  34. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 24 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  35. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 25 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  36. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 26 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  37. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 27 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  38. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 28 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  39. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 29 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  45. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 35 Duration 00:20 Dialog -No

    matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
  46. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 5 Duration 00:19 Dialog And

    for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
  47. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 6 Duration 00:18 Dialog And

    for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
  48. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 7 Duration 01:06 Dialog And

    for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
  49. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 8 Duration 03:10 Dialog And

    for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
  50. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 9 Duration 02:14 Dialog And

    for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
  51. Scene 1 Duration 08:11 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  52. Scene 1 Duration 08:11 Panel 2 Duration 00:13 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  54. Scene 1 Duration 08:11 Panel 4 Duration 02:10 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  55. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 2 Duration 01:02 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  56. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 3 Duration 00:13 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  57. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 4 Duration 00:17 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
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    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
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    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  60. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  61. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 2 Duration 00:04 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  62. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 3 Duration 00:07 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  73. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 14 Duration 00:08 Dialog They’re

    sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
  74. Scene 1 Duration 02:23 Panel 1 Duration 02:23 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  75. Scene 2 Duration 02:01 Panel 1 Duration 02:01 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  76. Scene 3 Duration 02:01 Panel 1 Duration 02:01 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  77. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:05 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  78. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 2 Duration 00:04 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  79. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 3 Duration 00:08 Dialog So

    if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
  80. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 4 Duration 05:03 Dialog You

    will be marked for death when we reach your planet.