Space King Merch Promo

A promo I boarded for the pre-order release of Space King's merch.

Transcript

1. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 1 Duration 00:02 Dialog Welcome to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
2. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 2 Duration 03:17 Dialog Welcome to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
3. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 2 Duration 03:17
4. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 3 Duration 02:10 Dialog Welcome to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
5. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog Welcome to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
6. Scene 2 Duration 08:10 Panel 5 Duration 01:05 Dialog Welcome to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO on how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours!
7. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 1 Duration 01:05
8. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog First off, it’s very important to us that we use 100% unethically sourced materials.
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10. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 3 Duration 02:16 Dialog First off, it’s very important to us that we use 100% unethically sourced materials.
11. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 4 Duration 00:12
12. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 5 Duration 00:20 Dialog Like this alien--
13. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 6 Duration 01:05
14. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 Dialog selectively bred...
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16. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 9 Duration 00:08 Dialog for its cotton that-
17. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 10 Duration 00:14 Dialog for its cotton that-
18. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 11 Duration 01:01 Dialog for its cotton that-
19. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 12 Duration 00:20
20. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 13 Duration 01:00
21. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 14 Duration 02:00 Dialog Re-grows almost instantly when you rip it out!
22. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 15 Duration 01:23 Dialog Re-grows almost instantly when you rip it out!
23. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 16 Duration 00:11 Dialog Re-grows almost instantly when you rip it out!
24. Scene 1 Duration 24:20 Panel 17 Duration 00:06 Dialog Re-grows almost instantly when you rip it out!
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30. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 1 Duration 05:06 Dialog And just how do we get the perfect colours for your regular human clothing needs?
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43. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 12 Duration 03:18 Dialog You control the oxygenation of the blood!
44. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 13 Duration 00:23 Dialog More oxygen means brighter,
45. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 14 Duration 00:18 Dialog More oxygen means brighter,
46. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 15 Duration 00:19 Dialog More oxygen means brighter,
47. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 16 Duration 00:18 Dialog less means darker!
48. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 17 Duration 00:21 Dialog less means darker!
49. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 18 Duration 00:05 Dialog less means darker!
50. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 19 Duration 00:11 Dialog less means darker!
51. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 20 Duration 01:00 Dialog less means darker!
52. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 21 Duration 02:03 Dialog less means darker!
53. Scene 1 Duration 29:21 Panel 22 Duration 02:18 Dialog We have aliens for all kinds of colours!
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56. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 1 Duration 01:03 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
57. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 1 Duration 01:03
58. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 2 Duration 02:01 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
59. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 2 Duration 02:01
60. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 3 Duration 01:12 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
61. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 3 Duration 01:12
62. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 4 Duration 02:20 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
63. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 4 Duration 02:20
64. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 5 Duration 01:16 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
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66. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
67. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 6 Duration 01:00
68. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 7 Duration 03:20 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
69. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 7 Duration 03:20
70. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 8 Duration 01:16 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
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72. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 9 Duration 01:13 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
73. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 9 Duration 01:13
74. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 10 Duration 00:20 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
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76. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 11 Duration 01:13 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
77. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 11 Duration 01:13
78. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 12 Duration 01:07 Dialog The more no-fun allowed legions like Hatemonger’s think using alien materials at all is heretical. However we think there’s a perfectly religious argument to be made that it’s “totally sweet” and “kinda metal”. For example:
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80. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 13 Duration 05:11 Dialog These ‘metal-men’ we found whose souls are trapped in their bodies-
81. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 13 Duration 05:11
82. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 14 Duration 01:10 Dialog These ‘metal-men’ we found whose souls are trapped in their bodies-
83. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 15 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
84. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 15 Duration 00:06
85. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 16 Duration 00:19 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
86. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 17 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
87. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 17 Duration 00:06
88. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 18 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
89. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 19 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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91. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 20 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
92. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 21 Duration 00:23 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
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94. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 22 Duration 00:02 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
95. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 23 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
96. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 24 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
97. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 25 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
98. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 26 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
99. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 27 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
100. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 28 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
101. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 29 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
102. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 30 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
103. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 31 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
104. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 32 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
105. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 33 Duration 00:06 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
106. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 34 Duration 00:05 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
107. Scene 1 Duration 34:15 Panel 35 Duration 00:20 Dialog -No matter how much you mush or reshape them. Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings.
108. Scene 2 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 03:00 Dialog *Distant metallic screaming*
109. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 1 Duration 00:18 Dialog Now that’s metal.
110. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 2 Duration 00:23 Dialog Now that’s metal.
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113. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 5 Duration 00:19 Dialog And for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
114. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 6 Duration 00:18 Dialog And for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
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116. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 7 Duration 01:06 Dialog And for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
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118. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 8 Duration 03:10 Dialog And for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
119. Scene 3 Duration 13:08 Panel 9 Duration 02:14 Dialog And for those CRY-BABIES among you who want to know what happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness.
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121. Scene 1 Duration 08:11 Panel 1 Duration 00:12 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
122. Scene 1 Duration 08:11 Panel 2 Duration 00:13 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
123. Scene 1 Duration 08:11 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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126. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 1 Duration 00:17 Dialog Well-
127. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 2 Duration 01:02 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
128. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 3 Duration 00:13 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
129. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 4 Duration 00:17 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
130. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 5 Duration 00:22 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
131. Scene 2 Duration 06:22 Panel 6 Duration 02:23 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
132. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 1 Duration 00:08 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
133. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 2 Duration 00:04 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
134. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 3 Duration 00:07 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
135. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 4 Duration 00:03 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
136. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 5 Duration 00:10 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
137. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 6 Duration 00:07 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
138. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 7 Duration 00:03 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
139. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 8 Duration 00:08 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
140. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 9 Duration 00:06 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
141. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 10 Duration 00:03 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
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143. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 12 Duration 00:05 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
144. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 13 Duration 00:03 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
145. Scene 3 Duration 03:07 Panel 14 Duration 00:08 Dialog They’re sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives.
146. Scene 1 Duration 02:23 Panel 1 Duration 02:23 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
147. Scene 2 Duration 02:01 Panel 1 Duration 02:01 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
148. Scene 3 Duration 02:01 Panel 1 Duration 02:01 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
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150. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 1 Duration 00:05 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
151. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 2 Duration 00:04 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
152. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 3 Duration 00:08 Dialog So if any of you are thinking of not buying a hoodie or t-shirt after all the effort we just put in.
153. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 4 Duration 05:03 Dialog You will be marked for death when we reach your planet.
154. Scene 4 Duration 07:14 Panel 5 Duration 01:18 Dialog For rejecting Space King!
155. Scene 5 Duration 02:15 Panel 1 Duration 01:14 Dialog Praise be to Space King!
156. Scene 5 Duration 02:15 Panel 2 Duration 01:01 Dialog Praise be to Space King!