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First Day on the Job

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August 03, 2021
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First Day on the Job

A young vampire begins her journey as a" keeper of the spirit of Halloween" with mixed results.

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Del

August 03, 2021

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  6. Ohohoho!

  7. Oh Pennywise,

  8. Your antics do crack me up.

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  10. *SCREEE!*

  11. *SCREEE!*

  12. *SCREEE!*

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  17. About time.

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  33. *PANT*

  34. *PANT*

  35. Sorry about the delay!

  36. You wouldn't believe the air traffic that geese can cause.

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  41. Oh, I'd imagine!

  42. Soooo,

  43. Ready for your first day on the job?

  44. Ready for your first day on the job?

  45. Ready for your first day on the job?

  46. Ready for your first day on the job?

  47. You bet!

  48. You bet!

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  52. What are we gonna do today?

  53. What are we gonna do today?

  54. What are we gonna do today?

  55. What are we gonna do today?

  56. Stop an evil possessed chalice from destroying the world?

  57. Stop an evil possessed chalice from destroying the world?

  58. Stop an evil possessed chalice from destroying the world?

  59. OH! OH!

  60. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

  61. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

  62. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

  63. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

  64. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

  65. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

  66. Or are we gonna beat up a hoard of demons?

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  71. Nope!

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  74. We're doing something time honored by generations of keepers of

    the spirit of Halloween.
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  76. *GASP*

  77. OOOoooohh!!

  78. What?!

  79. What?!

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  85. We,

  86. Are,

  87. Cleaning up last year's leftover decorations!

  88. Cleaning up last year's leftover decorations!

  89. Cleaning up last year's leftover decorations!

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  95. Huh?

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  97. Well when people,

  98. Mostly college students,

  99. Have had their fill of drunken Halloween parties,

  100. They often misplace or outright forget about their tacky decorations.

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  102. Vengeful of being neglected and left to carry dust in

    storages,

  103. Vengeful of being neglected and left to carry dust in

    storages,

  104. The objects gain sentience through magic, build nests, and cause

    havoc.

  105. The objects gain sentience through magic, build nests, and cause

    havoc.

  106. The objects gain sentience through magic, build nests, and cause

    havoc.

  107. The objects gain sentience through magic, build nests, and cause

    havoc.

  108. The objects gain sentience through magic, build nests, and cause

    havoc.

  109. The objects gain sentience through magic, build nests, and cause

    havoc.
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  112. It is our duty to put them to rest,

  113. It is our duty to put them to rest,

  114. It is our duty to put them to rest,

  115. By beating them up.

  116. By beating them up.

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  119. *AUGGGHHH!!*

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  123. Like that!

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  126. But...

  127. isn't that on the humans to take responsibility and clean

    up after themselves?

  128. ohohoho,

  129. No, no, my little first timer!

  130. You'd be surprised by the sheer amount of our work

    just dedicated to babying humans.

  131. You'd be surprised by the sheer amount of our work

    just dedicated to babying humans.
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  133. besides,

  134. besides,

  135. It's also kinda a courtesy thing.

  136. Some spirits of the season take these kind of jobs

    very seriously.

  137. Some spirits of the season take these kind of jobs

    very seriously.

  138. Especially the big 'ol guy up north, you do not

    want to see him angry.
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  141. Well okay,

  142. It's just a bunch of plastic spiders and skeletons right?

  143. It's just a bunch of plastic spiders and skeletons right?

  144. It's just a bunch of plastic spiders and skeletons right?

  145. I mean,

  146. How hard could that be?

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  148. THIS IS HARD!

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  153. *SCREEEEEEEEE!!*

  154. *SCREEEEEEEEE!!*

  155. *SCREEEEEEEEE!!*

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  163. Having troubles newbie?

  164. Having troubles newbie?

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  167. I thought you said these were just sentient plastic!

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  169. But I did specify that they were magical and made

    nests.

  170. Gigantism is just one of the possible perks of said

    magic.

  171. You shouldn't underestimate any task given to you now that

    you're on the job.

  172. (O/S) You shouldn't underestimate any task given to you now

    that you're on the job.

  173. (O/S) But ah,

  174. (O/S) Such is the folly of newbies.

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  177. Oh don't be embarrassed.

  178. Oh don't be embarrassed.

  179. The first day is always a toughie.

  180. The first day is always a toughie.

  181. The first day is always a toughie.

  182. The first day is always a toughie.

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  197. Well, do you need help?

  198. Well, do you need help?

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  202. PLEASE!

  203. PLEASE!

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  208. Alrighty then!

  209. Alrighty then!

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  215. Watch and learn.

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  244. Woaaaaaa...

  245. Woaaaaaa...

  246. Woaaaaaa...

  247. Woaaaaaa...

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  259. EAT THIS!

  260. EAT THIS!

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  267. *SCREEE!!*

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  274. Ugggghhhhhh...

  275. Ugggghhhhhh...

  276. Ugggghhhhhh...

  277. Ugggghhhhhh...

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  289. Come on newbie!

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  295. We still have a job to finish...

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  297. ugh...

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