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Lisa Balasa
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Danica the Donkey
Danica the Donkey goes to the zoo because he gets upset he ain't cool like other zoo animals
Lisa Balasa
February 26, 2026
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Transcript
Page Dialog Danica: Hey Cati! You seem unusually excited to
go to school. 5/180
Page Dialog Danica: Where’re you going Cati? 6/180
Page Dialog Cati:The zoo! 7/180
Page Dialog Dani:Can I come? 8/180
Page Dialog Cati: No, no. Silly Danica. Donkeys can’t go
to zoos! 9/180
Page Dialog Cati: No, no. Silly Danica. Donkeys can’t go
to zoos! 10/180
Page Dialog Dani:Uh… Why not? 11/180
Page Dialog Cati: Because you’re a donkey! 12/180
Page Dialog Dani:Huh? 13/180
Page Dialog Cati:No donkeys. 14/180
Page Dialog Cati:No donkeys. 15/180
Page Dialog Cati:No donkeys. 16/180
Page Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. 17/180
Page Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. 18/180
Page Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. 19/180
Page Dialog Cati: like Elephants 20/180
Page Dialog Cati: red pandas 21/180
Page Dialog Cati: Rhinos 22/180
Page Dialog Cati: Lions 23/180
Page Dialog Cati: peacocks 24/180
Page Dialog Cati: African Wild Dogs 25/180
Page Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the
same as Hyenas 26/180
Page Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the
same as Hyenas 27/180
Page Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the
same as Hyenas 28/180
Page Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the
same as Hyenas 29/180
Page Dialog Cati: Condors 30/180
Page Dialog Cati: Camels 31/180
Page Dialog Cati: Markhors 32/180
Page Dialog Cati: and uhhh... 33/180
Page Dialog Cati: Giraffes! 34/180
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Page Dialog Cati: Alrighty! See ya later Danica! 36/180
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Page 117/180 Dialog Cati: Danica?
Page 118/180 Dialog Cati: Gasp
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Page 120/180 Dialog Danica: TADA!
Page 121/180 Dialog Cati: You are not MY donkey.
Page 122/180 Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani.
Page 123/180 Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani.
Page 124/180 Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani.
Page 125/180 Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani.
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Page 133/180 Dialog Elephant: We want our stuff back!
Page 134/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 135/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 136/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 137/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 138/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 139/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 140/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 141/180 Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back,
you DONKEY!
Page 142/180 Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Page 143/180 Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Page 144/180 Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Page 145/180 Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS
I LOOK RIGHT NOW?
Page 146/180 Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS
I LOOK RIGHT NOW?
Page 147/180 Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS
I LOOK RIGHT NOW?
Page 148/180 Dialog Danica: Hey fellas...
Page 149/180 Dialog Danica: Hey fellas...
Page 150/180 Dialog Red Panda: GET HIM!
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Page 161/180 Dialog Elephant: Thanks man!
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Page 163/180 Dialog Red Panda: Yeah, YOU DONKEY!
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Page 168/180 Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore.
Page 169/180 Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore.
Page 170/180 Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore.
Page 171/180 Dialog Cati: Silly donkey. I like you for
you! You didn’t need to do all that.
Page 172/180 Dialog Cati: Silly donkey. I like you for
you! You didn’t need to do all that.
Page 173/180 Dialog Dani: Duh, obviously.
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