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Meghan Lands
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Transcript
Dialog FLEAGLE Well well well-Kabong!
Dialog FLEAGLE Back again!
Dialog FLEAGLE But something's different about you.
Dialog FLEAGLE Did you change your hair?
Dialog EL KABONG My hair is perfect!
Dialog EL KABONG But as you can see, I now
have all the instruments!
Dialog EL KABONG And what you're about to hear is
the melodious sound of
Dialog EL KABONG your defeeeeeaaa
Dialog EL KABONG aaaaat!
Dialog SFX: Thud!
Dialog EL KABONG hhhngh!
None
Dialog EL KABONG Just a second here...
None
Dialog EL KABONG Oh heck
Dialog SFX: Smack!
Dialog SFX: Boing!
None
Dialog SFX: Smack!
None
None
Dialog SFX: Thud!
None
None
None
Dialog B-SPLIT (Laughter-like honking)
Dialog B-SPLIT (Laughter-like honking)
None
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog EL KABONG Ennnhhh
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Ennnhhh
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Ennnhhh
None
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog SUSAN El Kaboooooonnnngggg
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) El Kaboooooonnnngggg
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) El Kaboooooonnnngggg
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) El Kaboooooonnnngggg
None
None
Dialog SUSAN El Kabong!
Dialog SUSAN El Kabong!
Dialog EL KABONG Susan!!!
Dialog EL KABONG I thought you were dead!
Dialog SUSAN Nah, I am.
Dialog EL KABONG Aw.
Dialog SUSAN No no it's great!
Dialog SUSAN I'm in guitar heaven now!
Dialog SUSAN BON JOVI's here!
Dialog EL KABONG Whoa.
Dialog SUSAN Yah. I know.
Dialog EL KABONG Oh Susan.
Dialog EL KABONG What am I gonna do?
Dialog EL KABONG You saw how they all laughed at
me in there!
Dialog EL KABONG Without you I'm not a hero,
Dialog EL KABONG I'm a joke.
Dialog EL KABONG I may as well just hang up
my cape.
Dialog (beat)
Dialog EL KABONG And those jazzy socks I like to
wear when I teach.
Dialog EL KABONG And those jazzy socks I like to
wear when I teach.
Dialog SUSAN You better pull up those socks mister,
Dialog SUSAN 'cause you ARE a hero.
Dialog SUSAN And, inexplicably, a teacher somehow.
Dialog SUSAN But maybe,
Dialog SUSAN you don't need a guitar.
Dialog EL KABONG No I definitely do.
Dialog SUSAN No listen
Dialog SUSAN What if,
Dialog SUSAN what if,
Dialog SUSAN what if,
Dialog SUSAN what if,
Dialog SUSAN you ARE
Dialog SUSAN the guitar?
Dialog EL KABONG I don't understand.
Dialog SUSAN What if YOU
Dialog SUSAN are the guitar?
Dialog EL KABONG You're just saying the same thing
Dialog EL KABONG with a different inflection.
Dialog SUSAN Think about it.
Dialog EL KABONG Think about what?
Dialog SUSAN Juuuuuust
Dialog SUSAN think about it!
None
Dialog SUSAN Boop!
None
None
Dialog EL KABONG You keep saying that like it's a
thing.
Dialog EL KABONG Is that a thing? Think about it?
Dialog SUSAN Ok byyyyyeeee!
Dialog EL KABONG Susan wait!
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Susan wait!
Dialog EL KABONG What are you talking about?!
Dialog EL KABONG What are you talking about?!
Dialog SUSAN Think about iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt!
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) Think about iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt!
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) Think about iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt!
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) Think about iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt!
Dialog SUSAN (cont.) Think about iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt!
None
Dialog SFX: Ding!
None
None
Dialog EL KABONG I am... the guitar?
None
Dialog EL KABONG I am the guitar!
Dialog EL KABONG I AM THE GUITAR!!!
Dialog EL KABONG I AM THE GUITAR!!!
Dialog EL KABONG I AM THE GUITAR!!!
Dialog EL KABONG HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) HNNNNNNNGH!
None
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Aaaaaaaaaa
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Aaaaaaaaaa
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Aaaaaaaaaa
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Aaaaaaaaaa
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Aaaaaaaaaa
Dialog EL KABONG (cont.) Aaaaaaaaaa
None
None
Dialog SFX: Crack!
Dialog EL KABONG HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog B-SPLIT Hurk!
Dialog EL KABONG HNNNNNNNGH!
Dialog EL KABONG I AM the guitar!!!