Minus Symbol (Comedy boards)

Based on audio from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl is a Surreal Nightmare" by Microwave Society

Transcript

1. Tony: You know what I love about Minus?
2. Atsu: What is on his chest? It’s a rectangle.
3. Wilbur: Yeah, it’s a Minus symbol…
6. Tony: Did he just now realize this? Cause it’s like from the L of his shirt?
7. Wilbur: Oh my god!
8. Atsu: You understand, when I see a rectangle on a piece of clothing, I don’t instantly go-
9. Atsu: WHOA, THAT’S A-
10. Atsu: -MINUS!
11. Tony: Guys, [Atsu] didn’t know it was a minus!
12. Wilbur: Maybe the fact that uh-
13. Wilbur: Mr Electricidad said-
14. Wilbur: minus
15. Wilbur: -like four times?
16. Tony: And he used to have the L on his shirt?
17. Atsu: I know his name is Minus-
18. Wilbur: AND WHEN HE SAID-
19. Wilbur: -HIS NAME WAS MINUS, HE-!
29. Atsu: I know his name is Minus, I even-
30. Wilbur: He moves his thumb-!
31. Wilbur: He moved his thumb across the symbol when he said it.
32. Atsu: Did he?
33. Wilbur: YES!
34. Atsu: No.
35. Wilbur: [Atsu]!
36. Wilbur: YOU’RE DAFT!
37. Tony: HE HAD AN L ON HIS SHIRT IN THE FIRST PART!
38. Atsu: Don’t defend a line on a man’s chest and tell me that it’s good…
39. Wilbur: [Atsu]!
40. Wilbur: OH MY GOD!
41. Atsu: You mi- you missed like-
42. Atsu: -four jokes earlier.
43. Wilbur: At least I didn’t miss the-
44. Wilbur: GIANT subtract symbol on that boy’s chest-
45. Wilbur: Because he pointed it out and said “minus”!
46. Atsu: The three inch purple rectangle that blends in with the rest of his suit.
47. Wilbur: It’s the brightest thing on him other than his FACE!
48. Atsu: It’s the stupidest design ever-
49. Wilbur: You’re the stupidest design ever!
50. Tony: It is a HORRIBLE design…
51. Tony: But I can’t believe you didn’t notice it.
52. Atsu: Well he had an L on his shirt in the beginning, so I wouldn’t put it past him.
53. Wilbur: YEAH!
54. Wilbur: THAT’S-
55. Wilbur: THE-
56. Wilbur: POINT!
57. Tony: That’s WHY you should’ve noticed it!
58. Tony: It’s because he had the L in the first part!
59. Wilbur: THANK YOU!
60. Wilbur: You make me wanna-!
62. Wilbur: GAAAAH!
63. Atsu: Good.
64. Atus: Let’s finish the movie-
65. Atsu: Before [Wilbur] has a stroke over a line.
66. Wilbur OS: I’m gonna have an aneurysm because of your stupidity.