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February 18, 2023
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Dialog SFX: Boop! P: Woody!
Dialog P: You can't lick your foot for a while!
Dialog P: You can't lick your foot for a while!
Dialog P: I know it's really hard
Dialog P: But you if you want to feel better
soon, you can't lick it, ok?
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Dialog SFX: BLINK
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Dialog SFX: BLINK
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Dialog P: I knew you'd understand.
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Dialog SFX: LICKK
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Dialog P: No!
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Dialog P: *SIGH*
Dialog P: *SIGH*
Dialog P: *SIGH*
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Dialog P: How about this?
Dialog P: How about this?
Dialog P: You'll get a peanut butter treat -
Dialog P: if you don't lick your foot!
Dialog P: if you don't lick your foot!
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Dialog P: Nope. No begging. Just don't lick your foot.
Dialog P: Nope. No begging. Just don't lick your foot.
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Dialog P: I see.
Dialog P: You give me no choice.
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Dialog SFX: LICK
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Dialog SFX: LICK
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Dialog SFX: LICK
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Dialog P: OK Woody!
Dialog P: OK Woody!
Dialog P: Look up!
Dialog P: You look so adorable!
Dialog P: You look so adorable!
Dialog P: This cone was such a good investment.
Dialog P: This cone was such a good investment.
Dialog P: This cone was such a good investment.
Dialog P: This cone was such a good investment.
Dialog P (O.S): I'm going to send these pictures to
Mom.
Dialog P (O.S): I'm going to send these pictures to
Mom.
Dialog P (O.S): I'm going to send these pictures to
Mom.
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Dialog P: There. It's been sent.
Dialog P: There. It's been sent.
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Dialog SFX: RIPP
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Dialog P: I suppose it was inevitable.
Dialog P: I suppose it was inevitable.
Dialog P: I suppose it was inevitable.