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Iron Deficient Vampire

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October 18, 2025
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Iron Deficient Vampire

A vampire in LA visits the doctor after feeling weak, only to discover
he's iron deficient from feeding on too many vegans and influencers.

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Jazmin Zeitune

October 18, 2025
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  1. Scene 1 Duration 06 06 Panel 1 Duration 00 13

    Dialog INFLUENCER: Come with me to get my blood drained for a glowing skin effect! IDV V01 Page 1/98

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    Dialog INFLUENCER: Come with me to get my blood drained for a glowing skin effect! IDV V01 Page 7/98

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    Dialog INFLUENCER: Don't forget to like and subscri- IDV V01 Page 8/98

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  12. Scene 1 Duration 06 06 Panel 12 Duration 00 06

    Dialog INFLUENCER: Ahh! VLAD: (hissing) IDV V01 Page 12/98

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  20. Scene 2 Duration 02 02 Panel 1 Duration 00 16

    Dialog DR WOLFA: So after that you fainted? IDV V01 Page 20/98

  21. Scene 2 Duration 02 02 Panel 2 Duration 00 20

    Dialog DR WOLFA: So after that you fainted? IDV V01 Page 21/98

  22. Scene 2 Duration 02 02 Panel 3 Duration 00 14

    Dialog DR WOLFA: So after that you fainted? IDV V01 Page 22/98

  23. Scene 3 Duration 01 13 Panel 1 Duration 00 11

    Dialog VLAD: Yeah... It's the fifth time it happens this week! IDV V01 Page 23/98

  24. Scene 3 Duration 01 13 Panel 2 Duration 00 11

    Dialog VLAD: Yeah... It's the fifth time it happens this week! IDV V01 Page 24/98

  25. Scene 3 Duration 01 13 Panel 3 Duration 00 15

    Dialog VLAD: Yeah... It's the fifth time it happens this week! IDV V01 Page 25/98

  26. Scene 4 Duration 01 21 Panel 1 Duration 01 10

    Dialog VLAD: Yeah... It's the fifth time it happens this week! IDV V01 Page 26/98

  27. Scene 4 Duration 01 21 Panel 2 Duration 00 03

    Dialog DR WOLFA: I see... IDV V01 Page 27/98

  28. Scene 4 Duration 01 21 Panel 3 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: I see... IDV V01 Page 28/98

  29. Scene 4 Duration 01 21 Panel 4 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: I see... IDV V01 Page 29/98

  30. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 1 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 30/98

  31. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 2 Duration 00 05

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 31/98

  32. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 3 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 32/98

  33. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 4 Duration 00 10

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 33/98

  34. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 5 Duration 00 07

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 34/98

  35. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 6 Duration 00 05

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 35/98

  36. Scene 5 Duration 01 22 Panel 7 Duration 00 11

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Have you had any other symptoms? IDV V01 Page 36/98

  37. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 1 Duration 01 04

    Dialog VLAD: Uhh... I feel weaker and paler than usual. IDV V01 Page 37/98

  38. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 2 Duration 01 04

    Dialog VLAD: Uhh... I feel weaker and paler than usual. IDV V01 Page 38/98

  39. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 3 Duration 00 03

    Dialog VLAD: Uhh... I feel weaker and paler than usual. IDV V01 Page 39/98

  40. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 4 Duration 00 03

    Dialog VLAD: Uhh... I feel weaker and paler than usual. IDV V01 Page 40/98

  41. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 5 Duration 00 09

    Dialog VLAD: Uhh... I feel weaker and paler than usual. IDV V01 Page 41/98

  42. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 6 Duration 00 04

    Dialog VLAD: I even saw my reflection on a window! IDV V01 Page 42/98

  43. Scene 6 Duration 03 07 Panel 7 Duration 00 04

    Dialog VLAD: I even saw my reflection on a window! IDV V01 Page 43/98

  44. Scene 7 Duration 02 11 Panel 1 Duration 00 04

    Dialog VLAD: I even saw my reflection on a window! IDV V01 Page 44/98

  45. Scene 7 Duration 02 11 Panel 2 Duration 02 07

    Dialog VLAD: I even saw my reflection on a window! IDV V01 Page 45/98

  46. Scene 8 Duration 03 05 Panel 1 Duration 00 14

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Oh wow, that's new.... IDV V01 Page 46/98

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    Dialog DR WOLFA: Oh wow, that's new.... IDV V01 Page 47/98

  48. Scene 8 Duration 03 05 Panel 3 Duration 00 09

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Anything else? IDV V01 Page 48/98

  49. Scene 8 Duration 03 05 Panel 4 Duration 01 12

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Anything else? IDV V01 Page 49/98

  50. Scene 9 Duration 03 20 Panel 1 Duration 01 00

    Dialog VLAD: Um... IDV V01 Page 50/98

  51. Scene 9 Duration 03 20 Panel 2 Duration 00 23

    Dialog VLAD: I have been fainting when I transform into a bat- IDV V01 Page 51/98

  52. Scene 9 Duration 03 20 Panel 3 Duration 00 21

    Dialog VLAD: I have been fainting when I transform into a bat- IDV V01 Page 52/98

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    Dialog VLAD: I have been fainting when I transform into a bat- IDV V01 Page 53/98

  54. Scene 9 Duration 03 20 Panel 5 Duration 00 12

    Dialog VLAD: I have been fainting when I transform into a bat- IDV V01 Page 54/98

  55. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 1 Duration 01 00

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Yeah. That's not good either.... IDV V01 Page 55/98

  56. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 2 Duration 00 14

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 56/98

  57. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 3 Duration 00 13

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 57/98

  58. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 4 Duration 00 13

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 58/98

  59. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 5 Duration 00 13

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 59/98

  60. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 6 Duration 00 09

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 60/98

  61. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 7 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 61/98

  62. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 8 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 62/98

  63. Scene 10 Duration 04 12 Panel 9 Duration 00 14

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...But your test results are in, and they show you're iron deficient! IDV V01 Page 63/98

  64. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 1 Duration 00 05

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 64/98

  65. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 2 Duration 00 09

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 65/98

  66. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 3 Duration 00 10

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 66/98

  67. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 4 Duration 00 16

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 67/98

  68. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 5 Duration 00 11

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 68/98

  69. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 6 Duration 00 14

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 69/98

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    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 70/98

  71. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 8 Duration 00 09

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 71/98

  72. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 9 Duration 00 06

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 72/98

  73. Scene 11 Duration 03 18 Panel 10 Duration 00 06

    Dialog VLAD: What?! That's impossible! I drink only the freshest blood! IDV V01 Page 73/98

  74. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 1 Duration 00 15

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 74/98

  75. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 2 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 75/98

  76. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 3 Duration 00 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 76/98

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    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 77/98

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    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 78/98

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    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 79/98

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    Dialog DR WOLFA: Mr. Vlad, it says here you've been drinking on... IDV V01 Page 80/98

  81. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 8 Duration 02 04

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...Influencers and Yoga instructors... Which are all plant-based. IDV V01 Page 81/98

  82. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 9 Duration 00 05

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...Influencers and Yoga instructors... Which are all plant-based. IDV V01 Page 82/98

  83. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 10 Duration 00 07

    Dialog DR WOLFA: ...Influencers and Yoga instructors... Which are all plant-based. IDV V01 Page 83/98

  84. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 11 Duration 00 05

    Dialog DR WOLFA: You need iron. IDV V01 Page 84/98

  85. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 12 Duration 01 10

    Dialog DR WOLFA: You need iron. IDV V01 Page 85/98

  86. Scene 12 Duration 07 09 Panel 13 Duration 00 16

    Dialog DR WOLFA: I'm writing you a prescription for iron supplements. IDV V01 Page 86/98

  87. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 1 Duration 02 01

    Dialog DR WOLFA (O.S.): I'm writing you a prescription for iron supplements. IDV V01 Page 87/98

  88. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 2 Duration 00 15

    Dialog VLAD: We survived... IDV V01 Page 88/98

  89. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 3 Duration 00 10

    Dialog VLAD: Wars... IDV V01 Page 89/98

  90. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 4 Duration 00 11

    Dialog VLAD: Witch Hunts... IDV V01 Page 90/98

  91. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 5 Duration 01 09

    Dialog VLAD: And wooden stakes. IDV V01 Page 91/98

  92. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 6 Duration 01 11

    Dialog VLAD: But iron deficiency? IDV V01 Page 92/98

  93. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 7 Duration 02 00

    Dialog VLAD: That's where it ends. IDV V01 Page 93/98

  94. Scene 13 Duration 11 03 Panel 8 Duration 02 18

    Dialog VLAD: My mother warned me this would happen if I moved to L.A. IDV V01 Page 94/98

  95. Scene 14 Duration 04 08 Panel 1 Duration 01 01

    Dialog DR WOLFA: Well... IDV V01 Page 95/98

  96. Scene 14 Duration 04 08 Panel 2 Duration 03 07

    Dialog DR WOLFA: I guess the burgers from the diner across the street are pretty high in iron. IDV V01 Page 96/98

  97. Scene 15 Duration 01 09 Panel 1 Duration 01 09

    Dialog BODY BUILDER: Mmm Burger. IDV V01 Page 97/98

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