My Life In Quarantine, 3x4

(3x4 Format)
A semi-autobiographical story about my life's rapid descent into disarray during the pandemic. Written, designed, boarded by me (a very serious person)!!!

Transcript

1. Notes TV Sound Effects, Holiday Music, Notes Watching TV in the living room. New Years Party Notes Watching TV in the living room. New Years Party Notes Watching TV in the living room. New Years Party Notes Watching TV in the living room. New Years Party Notes "ITS ABOUT TO START!" Notes [TV] And less than 10 seconds until the ball drops! Notes Five.. Four Three.. Two.. Notes Everyone In Unison: "One!" Notes Everyone In Unison: "One!" Notes Happy new year!! CHEERS!! My Life In Quarantine
2. Notes Potty: "Another year over!" Notes Potty: "Another year over!" Notes Fishbowl: I've got a whole list of resolutions to tackle for this year. Notes Fishbowl: I've got a whole list of resolutions to tackle for this year. Notes J: This is gonna be MY year. Notes J: I'm gonna kick this year's a- Notes SFX: Muffled Explosion Heard outside. Notes Orange Light emitting from off screen Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right My Life In Quarantine
3. Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right Notes Ominous Booming from O.S. right Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) Notes (its lookin' apocalyptic outside..) My Life In Quarantine
4. Notes "Hmm." Notes "Hmm." Notes Well, Notes Well, Notes "What do you two make of this-" Notes "Huh?" Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room A lone tumbleweed Blows By My Life In Quarantine
5. Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room A tumbleweed Blows By Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room A tumbleweed Blows By Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room A tumbleweed Blows By Notes Camera pans out To Reveal Empty Room A tumbleweed Blows By Notes An Ipad on the kitchen Table Lights up Notes An Ipad on the kitchen Table Lights up Notes An Ipad on the kitchen Table Lights up Notes An Ipad on the kitchen Table Lights up Notes Sfx: *Zoom Call Noise* Notes "There you are, where have you been??" Notes Footsteps Approaching My Life In Quarantine
6. Notes (Far) "Potty?" Notes "Is that you?" Notes "How did you get on my Ipad?" Notes "Yeah, uh, its called a ZOOM meeting, dude." Notes "Yeah, uh," Notes "Ever Heard of it?" Notes Whats the deal with the mask? Notes There's a Pandemic goin on man! Get with the Times. Notes Yeah! You're not an Anti masker are you?? Notes a what?... What's going on? Notes Weren't we just having a New Years party? Where did you guys go? Notes "Jesse... My Life In Quarantine
7. Notes ... It's been 3 months since we last hung out..." Notes ... It's been 3 months since we last hung out..." Notes !!! Notes A look of confusion Notes eyes blinking slowly Notes Realization hits... !!! Notes Glances over Notes Camera whips Notes "3 MONTHS?!" Notes [Whip pan LEFT,] Notes [Just a wimp, a wet noodle, a dingus, all by themselves. pitiful] (sad dog whine) Notes Yeah dude you've also been like, super duper unemployed for the last 5 months. My Life In Quarantine
8. Notes Yeah dude you've also been like, super duper unemployed for the last 5 months. Notes Yeah dude you've also been like, super duper unemployed for the last 5 months. Notes "Not me though lol im living my best life with my wife" Notes "Not me though lol im living my best life with my wife" Notes " Wait, " Notes " 5 months!?!" Notes Well, I guess that would explain... Notes the copious amounts of empty bottles Notes The strewn evidence of greasy take-out boxes Notes And the mountainous pile of manga that i've read. Notes And the mountainous pile of manga that i've read. Notes And the mountainous pile of manga that i've read. My Life In Quarantine
9. Notes Actually.. Notes Actually.. Notes Actually.. Notes Yeah dude you've also been like, super duper unemployed for the last 5 months. Notes "oh man..." [Gross] Notes "oh man..." [Gross] Notes "oh man..." [Gross] Notes "oh man..." [Gross] Notes "oh man..." [Gross] My Life In Quarantine