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Transcript
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Dialog BEN GROSS! WHY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE MOLD??
Dialog RE [Mockingly] WHY DOes THIS SmeLl LiKE MOLD??
Dialog RE [Mockingly] WHY DOes THIS SmeLl LiKE MOLD??
Dialog RE [Mockingly] WHY DOes THIS SmeLl LiKE MOLD??
Dialog RE [Mockingly] WHY DOes THIS SmeLl LiKE MOLD??
Dialog RE [Mockingly] WHY DOes THIS SmeLl LiKE MOLD??
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
Dialog Cause it’s moldy paint mixed with glitter.
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Dialog JON Sooo- want to tell me how we got
here?
Dialog JON Sooo- want to tell me how we got
here?
Dialog JON Sooo- want to tell me how we got
here?
Dialog POLLEN [blunt] It's all very simple.
Dialog POLLEN [blunt] It's all very simple.
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Dialog MUGSHOT Alright, this isn’t working.
Dialog POLLEN The stabbing or the punching?
Dialog POLLEN The stabbing or the punching?
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog MUGSHOT Honestly I could do without either.
Dialog But-I’ve got a better idea!
Dialog But-I’ve got a better idea!
Dialog But-I’ve got a better idea!
Dialog But-I’ve got a better idea!
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Dialog MUGSHOT Let's put your bachelors in theater to work.
Dialog MUGSHOT Let's put your bachelors in theater to work.
Dialog MUGSHOT Let's put your bachelors in theater to work.
Dialog MUGSHOT Let's put your bachelors in theater to work.
Dialog POLLEN Aw, you remembered!
Dialog POLLEN Aw, you remembered!
Dialog MUGSHOT You catch that lot’s attention so I don't
get mauled trying to nab our new table orb.
Dialog MUGSHOT You catch that lot’s attention so I don't
get mauled trying to nab our new table orb.
Dialog MUGSHOT You catch that lot’s attention so I don't
get mauled trying to nab our new table orb.
Dialog MUGSHOT You catch that lot’s attention so I don't
get mauled trying to nab our new table orb.
Dialog MUGSHOT You catch that lot’s attention so I don't
get mauled trying to nab our new table orb.
Dialog Sound good?
Dialog POLLEN Just perfect!
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Dialog JUNKER 1 Hey.. that’s a nice orb.. I WANT
THAT!
Dialog JUNKER 2 NO ME!
Dialog JUNKER 3 I’LL KILL YOU FOR IT!
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Dialog JON FREEZE, THIS IS A STING!
Dialog JON FREEZE, THIS IS A STING!
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Dialog JON Hm. I’ll take what I can get.
Dialog JON Hm. I’ll take what I can get.
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Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog JON Ooo I'm so good at my job! Nevertheless
- since you lot didn’t purchase anything from that illegal market
Dialog I can’t charge you with a crime.
Dialog I can’t charge you with a crime.
Dialog But how does some community service sound anyway?
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Dialog POLLEN Dash!
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Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog POLLEN [running] Community service? I'd sooner drink unpasteurized koala
milk!
Dialog MUGSHOT [running] Gross. Where would you even find that?
Dialog MUGSHOT [running] Gross. Where would you even find that?
Dialog MUGSHOT [running] Gross. Where would you even find that?
Dialog MUGSHOT [running] Gross. Where would you even find that?
Dialog MUGSHOT [running] Gross. Where would you even find that?
Dialog MUGSHOT [running] Gross. Where would you even find that?
Dialog POLLEN Well-
Dialog POLLEN Well-
Dialog POLLEN Well-
Dialog POLLEN Well-
Dialog POLLEN Well-
Dialog POLLEN Well-
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Dialog JON HUMPHREY! PROTOCOL SWIFT HANGER IGNEOUS TITAN!
Dialog HUMPHREY [singsong] Jeffery had the pox, Henry had the
cough…
Dialog HUMPHREY [singsong] Jeffery had the pox, Henry had the
cough…
Dialog HUMPHREY [singsong] Jeffery had the pox, Henry had the
cough…
Dialog HUMPHREY [singsong] Jeffery had the pox, Henry had the
cough…
Dialog HUMPHREY [singsong] Jeffery had the pox, Henry had the
cough…
Dialog HUMPHREY [singsong] Jeffery had the pox, Henry had the
cough…
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Dialog HUMPHREY –and Mary had leeches in her socks!
Dialog HUMPHREY –and Mary had leeches in her socks!
Dialog HUMPHREY –and Mary had leeches in her socks!
Dialog HUMPHREY –and Mary had leeches in her socks!
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Dialog HUMPHREY These will bind you to the community service
area until your service hours for today are up.
Dialog HUMPHREY These will bind you to the community service
area until your service hours for today are up.
Dialog HUMPHREY These will bind you to the community service
area until your service hours for today are up.
Dialog HUMPHREY These will bind you to the community service
area until your service hours for today are up.
Dialog HUMPHREY These will bind you to the community service
area until your service hours for today are up.
Dialog It's no big deal!
Dialog It’ll feel like 5 minutes at most!
Dialog It’ll feel like 5 minutes at most!
Dialog It’ll feel like 5 minutes at most!
Dialog It’ll feel like 5 minutes at most!
Dialog It’ll feel like 5 minutes at most!
Dialog It’ll feel like 5 minutes at most!
Dialog MUGSHOT You’re 5 minutes at most.
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Dialog NUN [cheerily] You must be my new volunteers for
the day!
Dialog NUN [cheerily] You must be my new volunteers for
the day!
Dialog Welcome! Ah but you’re severely underdressed.
Dialog Let’s fix that.
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Dialog NUN [She points to mugshot] You’ll be helping Father
Kishor, he always needs some extra male support with the prayer room.
Dialog NUN [She points to mugshot] You’ll be helping Father
Kishor, he always needs some extra male support with the prayer room.
Dialog NUN [She points to mugshot] You’ll be helping Father
Kishor, he always needs some extra male support with the prayer room.
Dialog NUN [She points to mugshot] You’ll be helping Father
Kishor, he always needs some extra male support with the prayer room.
Dialog NUN [She points to mugshot] You’ll be helping Father
Kishor, he always needs some extra male support with the prayer room.
Dialog NUN [She points to mugshot] You’ll be helping Father
Kishor, he always needs some extra male support with the prayer room.
Dialog POLLEN And what about me?
Dialog POLLEN And what about me?
Dialog NUN You will be helping your sisters with the
upkeep of the building.
Dialog NUN You will be helping your sisters with the
upkeep of the building.
Dialog NUN You will be helping your sisters with the
upkeep of the building.
Dialog NUN You will be helping your sisters with the
upkeep of the building.
Dialog NUN You will be helping your sisters with the
upkeep of the building.
Dialog Enchanting, right?
Dialog Enchanting, right?
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Dialog NUN Start with dusting the statues of our late
mother Pandora.
Dialog NUN Start with dusting the statues of our late
mother Pandora.
Dialog Every. Single. One. Blessed be!
Dialog POLLEN Ah poo.
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Dialog KISHOR Hello there.
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Dialog MUGSHOT Candles are cool.
Dialog KISHOR Sets the mood, doesn’t it? For prayer.
Dialog KISHOR Sets the mood, doesn’t it? For prayer.
Dialog MUGSHOT Neat.
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Dialog MUGSHOT Want to see this cool orb I stole?