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Jordan
April 21, 2022
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Invasion
A history lesson about the war between the alien Cats versus Dogs!
Jordan
April 21, 2022
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Commander: "Hello Recruits"
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Recruits: "HELLO COMMANDER"
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Commander: "At ease."
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Commander: "Tell me, what have you been told about the
Great War of Cat and Dog?"
Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between the
cat and dog races over the planet Earth!"
Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between the
cat and dog races over the planet Earth!"
Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROY those smelly dogs!"
Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROY those smelly dogs!"
Commander: "Yes."
Commander: "That is correct."
Commander: "Allow me to explain the history of the Great
War."
Commander: "Allow me to explain the history of the Great
War."
Commander: "Allow me to explain the history of the Great
War."
Commander: "It all began with the discovery of the small
planet, known as Earth."
Commander: "It all began with the discovery of the small
planet, known as Earth."
Commander: "Of course, Cats were the first to discover it,
having claiming rights over the planet."
Commander: "However, Dogs not long after found the planet as
well, trying to claim it as their own."
Commander: "Of course, it was ridiculous they should make such
a claim."
Commander: "Thus the first battle ensued..."
Commander: "Hundreds of ships partook."
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Recruit 03: HISS Commander: “In fact, the battle was so
vicious..
Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinct from a stray blast
hitting the planet."
Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinct from a stray blast
hitting the planet."
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Commander: "Recruits."
Commander: "Recruits, open your eyes."
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Commander: "That was only the beginning, our ancestors continued to
fight valiantly for our deserved territory."
Commander: "And were awarded accordingly throughout history, especially in Egypt."
Commander: "Regarded as gods and royalty."
Commander: "As we should be to the humans."
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Recruit 03: "How wonderful!"
Commander: "Indeed."
Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat videos’ are the
most viewed things around Earth."
Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat videos’ are the
most viewed things around Earth."
Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat videos’ are the
most viewed things around Earth."
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Commander: "So, Recruits."
Commander: "Are you ready to take over planet Earth and
win this war against the Dogs."
Commander: "Are you ready to take over planet Earth and
win this war against the Dogs."
Recruits: "YES, SIR."