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Invasion

Jordan
April 21, 2022
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 Invasion

A history lesson about the war between the alien Cats versus Dogs!

Jordan

April 21, 2022
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  1. Commander: "Hello Recruits"

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  2. Recruits: "HELLO COMMANDER"

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  3. Commander: "At ease."

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  4. Commander: "Tell me, what have you been
    told about the Great War of Cat and Dog?"

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  5. Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between the
    cat and dog races over the planet Earth!"

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  6. Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between the
    cat and dog races over the planet Earth!"

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  7. Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROY
    those smelly dogs!"

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  8. Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROY
    those smelly dogs!"

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  9. Commander: "Yes."

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  10. Commander: "That is correct."

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  11. Commander: "Allow me to explain the
    history of the Great War."

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  12. Commander: "Allow me to explain the
    history of the Great War."

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  13. Commander: "Allow me to explain the
    history of the Great War."

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  14. Commander: "It all began with the discovery
    of the small planet, known as Earth."

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  15. Commander: "It all began with the discovery
    of the small planet, known as Earth."

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  16. Commander: "Of course, Cats were the first to discover
    it, having claiming rights over the planet."

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  17. Commander: "However, Dogs not long after found the planet
    as well, trying to claim it as their own."

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  18. Commander: "Of course, it was ridiculous
    they should make such a claim."

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  19. Commander: "Thus the first battle ensued..."

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  20. Commander: "Hundreds of ships partook."

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  21. Recruit 03: HISS
    Commander: “In fact, the battle was so vicious..

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  22. Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinct
    from a stray blast hitting the planet."

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  23. Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinct
    from a stray blast hitting the planet."

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  24. Commander: "Recruits."

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  25. Commander: "Recruits, open your eyes."

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  26. Commander: "That was only the beginning, our ancestors
    continued to fight valiantly for our deserved territory."

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  27. Commander: "And were awarded accordingly
    throughout history, especially in Egypt."

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  28. Commander: "Regarded as gods and royalty."

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  29. Commander: "As we should be to the humans."

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  30. Recruit 03: "How wonderful!"

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  31. Commander: "Indeed."

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  32. Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat
    videos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."

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  33. Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat
    videos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."

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  34. Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat
    videos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."

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  35. Commander: "So, Recruits."

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  36. Commander: "Are you ready to take over planet
    Earth and win this war against the Dogs."

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  37. Commander: "Are you ready to take over planet
    Earth and win this war against the Dogs."

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  38. Recruits: "YES, SIR."

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