Invasion

A history lesson about the war between the alien Cats versus Dogs!

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25. Commander: "Hello Recruits"
    

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27. Recruits: "HELLO COMMANDER"
    

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29. Commander: "At ease."
    

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31. Commander: "Tell me, what have you been
    told about the Great War of Cat and Dog?"
    

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32. Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between the
    cat and dog races over the planet Earth!"
    

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33. Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between the
    cat and dog races over the planet Earth!"
    

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34. Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROY
    those smelly dogs!"
    

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35. Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROY
    those smelly dogs!"
    

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36. Commander: "Yes."
    

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37. Commander: "That is correct."
    

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38. Commander: "Allow me to explain the
    history of the Great War."
    

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39. Commander: "Allow me to explain the
    history of the Great War."
    

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40. Commander: "Allow me to explain the
    history of the Great War."
    

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41. Commander: "It all began with the discovery
    of the small planet, known as Earth."
    

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42. Commander: "It all began with the discovery
    of the small planet, known as Earth."
    

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43. Commander: "Of course, Cats were the first to discover
    it, having claiming rights over the planet."
    

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44. Commander: "However, Dogs not long after found the planet
    as well, trying to claim it as their own."
    

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45. Commander: "Of course, it was ridiculous
    they should make such a claim."
    

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46. Commander: "Thus the first battle ensued..."
    

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47. Commander: "Hundreds of ships partook."
    

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49. Recruit 03: HISS
    Commander: “In fact, the battle was so vicious..
    

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50. Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinct
    from a stray blast hitting the planet."
    

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51. Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinct
    from a stray blast hitting the planet."
    

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56. Commander: "Recruits."
    

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57. Commander: "Recruits, open your eyes."
    

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59. Commander: "That was only the beginning, our ancestors
    continued to fight valiantly for our deserved territory."
    

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60. Commander: "And were awarded accordingly
    throughout history, especially in Egypt."
    

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61. Commander: "Regarded as gods and royalty."
    

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62. Commander: "As we should be to the humans."
    

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64. Recruit 03: "How wonderful!"
    

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65. Commander: "Indeed."
    

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66. Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat
    videos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."
    

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67. Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat
    videos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."
    

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68. Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute cat
    videos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."
    

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70. Commander: "So, Recruits."
    

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71. Commander: "Are you ready to take over planet
    Earth and win this war against the Dogs."
    

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72. Commander: "Are you ready to take over planet
    Earth and win this war against the Dogs."
    

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73. Recruits: "YES, SIR."
    

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