A history lesson about the war between the alien Cats versus Dogs!
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Commander: "Hello Recruits"
Recruits: "HELLO COMMANDER"
Commander: "At ease."
Commander: "Tell me, what have you beentold about the Great War of Cat and Dog?"
Recruit 02: "It’s an over century aged war between thecat and dog races over the planet Earth!"
Recruit 02: "And we’re going to DESTROYthose smelly dogs!"
Commander: "Yes."
Commander: "That is correct."
Commander: "Allow me to explain thehistory of the Great War."
Commander: "It all began with the discoveryof the small planet, known as Earth."
Commander: "Of course, Cats were the first to discoverit, having claiming rights over the planet."
Commander: "However, Dogs not long after found the planetas well, trying to claim it as their own."
Commander: "Of course, it was ridiculousthey should make such a claim."
Commander: "Thus the first battle ensued..."
Commander: "Hundreds of ships partook."
Recruit 03: HISSCommander: “In fact, the battle was so vicious..
Commander: "That the dinosaurs became extinctfrom a stray blast hitting the planet."
Commander: "Recruits."
Commander: "Recruits, open your eyes."
Commander: "That was only the beginning, our ancestorscontinued to fight valiantly for our deserved territory."
Commander: "And were awarded accordinglythroughout history, especially in Egypt."
Commander: "Regarded as gods and royalty."
Commander: "As we should be to the humans."
Recruit 03: "How wonderful!"
Commander: "Indeed."
Commander: "Even in today’s time, ‘cute catvideos’ are the most viewed things around Earth."
Commander: "So, Recruits."
Commander: "Are you ready to take over planetEarth and win this war against the Dogs."
Recruits: "YES, SIR."