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Transcript
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Comments A die rolls into frame and lands on a
20.
Comments We cut wide and see a table of four
friends erupt with surprise. GAME MASTER: Your spell hits!
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Comments Begin preview of ANIMATION
Comments ANIMATION
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Comments LIVE-ACTION GAME MASTER: The Ice Dragon’s roar causes you
to be frozen in terror.
Comments WIZARD: Oh c’mon!
Comments BARD: I got you!
Comments I pull out my lyre and attempt to befriend
the Ice Dragon by playing his favorite song-
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Comments Bard rolls a die and it lands on 1.
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Comments GAME MASTER: You fail to play his favorite song
called (name of song here), and now he’s enraged!
Comments GAME MASTER: (throws die)
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Comments Now you’re frozen too!
Comments Alright, your move-
Comments ROGUE: I roll out of the shadows, revealing my
aggressive new styling, and flash my redesigned headlights to get the Ice Dragon’s attention.
Comments ...
Comments WIZARD: You do what now?
Comments GAME MASTER: Wait, I thought you playing as a
Rogue?
Comments ROGUE: I’m not just a Rogue...
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Comments Rogue slams a tabletop figurine version of the 2024
Nissan Rogue on the table.
Comments ...I’m a 2024 Nissan Rogue!
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Comments BARD: Can you do that?
Comments Can he do that?
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Comments I turn the drive mode dial to Sport Mode
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Comments and launch all 201-hrsprs straight toward the Ice Dragon.
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Comments The sound of my variable-compression turbocharged engine strikes fear
into its heart-
Comments GAME MASTER: Think again!
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Comments GAME MASTER: Ice Dragon casts
Comments blizzard breath.
Comments covering the ground in front of you with a
thick layer of slippery ice-
Comments WIZARD: Are you guys serious right now?
Comments ROGUE: I see the ice and laugh knowing I’ve
got intelligent all-wheel drive with not just Sport Mode but five total drive modes!
Comments !!!
Comments GAME MASTER: You wouldn’t dare-
Comments ROGUE: I crank the dial to Snow Mode and
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Comments drive across the slippery ice
Comments like it’s nothing-
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Comments Game Master slams the table in frustration.
Comments BARD: Yeah I think they’re serious.
Comments ROGUE: Hey Google, find me the fastest route out
of here?
Comments GAME MASTER: You can’t do that-
Comments ROGUE: Wanna bet? I’ve got Google Built-in.
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Comments We see Google Assistant map a way out of
the fantasy cave.
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Comments WIZARD: Whoa, whoa, what about us!?
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Comments ROGUE: I swing open my doors,
Comments revealing a brand new black interior with available quilted
Semi-Aniline leather-appointed seats and spacious room for five people!
Comments WIZARD: I jump in the Nissan Rogue.
Comments BARD: We both jump in the Nissan Rogue and
lock the doors!
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Comments GAME MASTER: Boom! The Ice Dragon slams it’s hulking
body in front of the exit.
Comments It’s enraged eyes staring straight at you.
Comments It prepares it’s final, lethal strike-
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Comments Bard rolls a die
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Comments it lands on a 20.
Comments BARD: Hey Google, play (name of song here).
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Comments ROGUE (VO): Take your adventures to the next level
with the 2024 Nissan Rogue. To learn more, click the link below.