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Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer" 3/276
Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer" 4/276
Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer" 5/276
Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer" 6/276
...local residents baffled, calling it the biggest… 7/276
...local residents baffled, calling it the biggest… 8/276
...local residents baffled, calling it the biggest… 9/276
*Cliick* 10/276
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Dad: "Alrighty, ready for the weekend?" 12/276
Dad: "Alrighty, ready for the weekend?" 13/276
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Maya: "Whatever." 15/276
Maya: "Whatever." 16/276
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Dad: “Look. I’m sorry." 19/276
Dad: “Look. I’m sorry." 20/276
"I’ll be back in just a couple hours. The team’s
investigating a major-” 21/276
"I’ll be back in just a couple hours. The team’s
investigating a major-” 22/276
"I’ll be back in just a couple hours. The team’s
investigating a major-” 23/276
Dad: NoOo! 24/276
Dad: NoOo! 25/276
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 26/276
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 27/276
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 28/276
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 29/276
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 30/276
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"Maya, you have to keep an eye on her.” 32/276
"Maya, you have to keep an eye on her.” 33/276
"Maya, you have to keep an eye on her.” 34/276
"We clear?” 35/276
"We clear?” 36/276
"We clear?” 37/276
Maya: "Yeah, yeah, 'stay inside'!" 38/276
Maya: "Yeah, yeah, 'stay inside'!" 39/276
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*slam* 41/276
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*Click!* 51/276
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Rick: "Yeesh, some beast, eh?" 56/276
Rick: "Yeesh, some beast, eh?" 57/276
Rick: "Yeesh, some beast, eh?" 58/276
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Dad: “I’m gonna check around the barn. Get another angle.”
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Dad: “I’m gonna check around the barn. Get another angle.”
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Rick: “Don’t wander.” 69/276
Rick: “Don’t wander.” 70/276
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Dad: "Argh!" 103/276
Dad: "Argh!" 104/276
*gasp* 105/276
*gasp* 106/276
*gasp* 107/276
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Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 109/276
Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 110/276
Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 111/276
Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 112/276
Maya: "Stop! Stay!" 113/276
Maya: "Stop! Stay!" 114/276
Maya: "Stop! Stay!" 115/276
*gasp* 116/276
*gasp* 117/276
“There you are!” 118/276
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"Dammit." 120/276
Dad: “Maya!" 121/276
Dad: “Maya!" 122/276
“You had ONE job!" 123/276
Maya: “Yeah, yeah, save me the lecture." 124/276
Maya: “Yeah, yeah, save me the lecture." 125/276
“Just hand her over.” 126/276
“Just hand her over.” 127/276
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Dad: “No way!" 129/276
Dad: “How could you be so careless?? She could’ve been
killed!" 130/276
Dad: “How could you be so careless?? She could’ve been
killed!" 131/276
Maya: “And?” 132/276
Maya: “She's literally fine, isn't she?” 133/276
Maya: “She's literally fine, isn't she?” 134/276
Maya: “She's literally fine, isn't she?” 135/276
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Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 139/276
Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 140/276
Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 141/276
Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 142/276
Maya: "Oh shut UP! I've been chasing her all night."
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Maya: "Oh shut UP! I've been chasing her all night."
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Maya: "Oh shut UP! I've been chasing her all night."
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"--As if it's MY fault she isn't trained??" 146/276
"--As if it's MY fault she isn't trained??" 147/276
Dad: “Well, of course she doesn't listen to someone who...”
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Dad: “Well, of course she doesn't listen to someone who...”
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“...just drops in every other weekend!” 150/276
“...just drops in every other weekend!” 151/276
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Maya: "Unbelievable." 154/276
Maya: "Unbelievable." 155/276
Dad: “I just meant—” 156/276
Dad: “I just meant—” 157/276
Maya: “What’s that like, I wonder??” 158/276
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*barking* 160/276
*barking* 161/276
*barking* 162/276
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Maya: “Is the damn DOG" 170/276
Maya: “Is the damn DOG" 171/276
Maya: “Is the damn DOG" 172/276
"Really the only thing you’re concerned about here?!” 173/276
"Really the only thing you’re concerned about here?!” 174/276
"Really the only thing you’re concerned about here?!” 175/276
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Dad: “... My god.” 177/276
Dad: “... My god.” 178/276
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Maya: "Face it." 180/276
Maya: "Face it." 181/276
... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... and tied to a leash... 186/276
... and tied to a leash... 187/276
...and can't ever do anything wrong!" 188/276
...and can't ever do anything wrong!" 189/276
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*deep breaths* 202/276
*deep breaths* 203/276
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*deep breaths* 205/276
*deep breaths* 206/276
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Maya: "Get away from me." 208/276
Maya: "Get away from me." 209/276
Maya: "Get away from me." 210/276
Dad: “No!" 211/276
Dad: “No!" 212/276
Dad: “No!" 213/276
Dad: “No!" 214/276
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Dad: “No!" 220/276
Dad: “That's not true." 221/276
Dad: “That's not true." 222/276
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Dad: “I'm sorry." 226/276
Dad: “I'm sorry." 227/276
Dad: “I'm sorry." 228/276
Dad: “I'm sorry." 229/276
Dad: “I'm sorry." 230/276
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Dad: “I know... I haven't always been there for you."
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Dad: “I know... I haven't always been there for you."
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"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 234/276
"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 235/276
"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 236/276
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"Your whole life, you act like you don't need me
for anything." 238/276
"Your whole life, you act like you don't need me
for anything." 239/276
"Your whole life, you act like you don't need me
for anything." 240/276
"Your whole life, you act like you don't need me
for anything." 241/276
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“Really, it's like you don't even want me in it”
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“Really, it's like you don't even want me in it”
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Dad: "But I do want you in mine." 249/276
Dad: "But I do want you in mine." 250/276
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"...In any way, shape, or form." 252/276
"...In any way, shape, or form." 253/276
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(O.S): Over there! 256/276
Dad: "Now, don't take this personally." 257/276
Dad: "Now, don't take this personally." 258/276
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Rick: "Where is it? Where's the monster??" 263/276
Rick: "Where is it? Where's the monster??" 264/276
Rick: "Where is it? Where's the monster??" 265/276
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“It’s just me, Rick!” 267/276
“It’s just me, Rick!” 268/276
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“It’s just me.” 274/276
“It’s just me.” 275/276
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