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Transcript
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Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer..." 3/278
Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer..." 4/278
Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer..." 5/278
Car radio: "...third attack on livestock since the beginning of
summer..." 6/278
...local residents baffled, calling it the biggest… 7/278
...local residents baffled, calling it the biggest… 8/278
...local residents baffled, calling it the biggest… 9/278
*Cliick* 10/278
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Dad: "Alrighty, ready for the weekend?" 12/278
Dad: "Alrighty, ready for the weekend?" 13/278
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Maya: "Whatever." 15/278
Maya: "Whatever." 16/278
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Dad: “Look. I’m sorry." 19/278
Dad: “Look. I’m sorry." 20/278
"I’ll be back in just a couple hours. The team’s
investigating a major-” 21/278
"I’ll be back in just a couple hours. The team’s
investigating a major-” 22/278
"I’ll be back in just a couple hours. The team’s
investigating a major-” 23/278
Dad: NoOo! 24/278
Dad: NoOo! 25/278
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 26/278
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 27/278
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 28/278
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 29/278
Dad: "No runnin' out tonight, buddy!" 30/278
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"Maya, you have to keep an eye on her.” 32/278
"Maya, you have to keep an eye on her.” 33/278
"Maya, you have to keep an eye on her.” 34/278
"We clear?” 35/278
"We clear?” 36/278
"We clear?” 37/278
Maya: "Yeah, yeah, 'stay inside'!" 38/278
Maya: "Yeah, yeah, 'stay inside'!" 39/278
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*slam* 41/278
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*Click!* 50/278
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Rick: "Yeesh, some beast, eh?" 55/278
Rick: "Yeesh, some beast, eh?" 56/278
Rick: "Yeesh, some beast, eh?" 57/278
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Dad: “I’m gonna check around the barn. Get another angle.”
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Dad: “I’m gonna check around the barn. Get another angle.”
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Rick: “Don’t wander.” 68/278
Rick: “Don’t wander.” 69/278
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Dad: "Argh!" 102/278
Dad: "Argh!" 103/278
*gasp* 104/278
*gasp* 105/278
*gasp* 106/278
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Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 108/278
Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 109/278
Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 110/278
Dad: "What're you doin' here, buddy??" 111/278
Maya: "Stop! Stay!" 112/278
Maya: "Stop! Stay!" 113/278
Maya: "Stop! Stay!" 114/278
*gasp* 115/278
*gasp* 116/278
“There you are!” 117/278
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"Dammit." 119/278
Dad: “Maya!" 120/278
Dad: “Maya!" 121/278
“You had ONE job!" 122/278
Maya: “Yeah, yeah, save me the lecture." 123/278
Maya: “Yeah, yeah, save me the lecture." 124/278
“Just hand her over.” 125/278
“Just hand her over.” 126/278
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Dad: “No way!" 128/278
Dad: “How could you be so careless?? She could’ve been
killed!" 129/278
Dad: “How could you be so careless?? She could’ve been
killed!" 130/278
Maya: “And?” 131/278
Maya: “She looks fine to me, no?” 132/278
Maya: “She looks fine to me, no?” 133/278
Maya: “She looks fine to me, no?” 134/278
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Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 138/278
Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 139/278
Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 140/278
Dad: “I knew you didn't like her, but never in
a million years would I expect--" 141/278
Maya: "Oh shut UP! I've been chasing her all night!"
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Maya: "Oh shut UP! I've been chasing her all night!"
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Maya: "Oh shut UP! I've been chasing her all night!"
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"--As if it's MY fault she isn't trained??" 145/278
"--As if it's MY fault she isn't trained??" 146/278
Dad: “Well, of course she doesn't listen to someone who...”
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Dad: “Well, of course she doesn't listen to someone who...”
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“...just drops in every other weekend!” 149/278
“...just drops in every other weekend!” 150/278
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Maya: "Unbelievable." 153/278
Maya: "Unbelievable." 154/278
Dad: “I just meant—” 155/278
Dad: “I just meant—” 156/278
Maya: “What’s that like, I wonder??” 157/278
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*barking* 159/278
*barking* 160/278
*barking* 161/278
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Maya: “Is the damn DOG" 169/278
Maya: “Is the damn DOG" 170/278
Maya: “Is the damn DOG" 171/278
"Really the only thing you’re concerned about here?!” 172/278
"Really the only thing you’re concerned about here?!” 173/278
"Really the only thing you’re concerned about here?!” 174/278
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Dad: “... My god.” 176/278
Dad: “... My god.” 177/278
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Maya: "Face it." 179/278
Maya: "Face it." 180/278
... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... You just like how she can be ordered around...
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... and tied to a leash... 185/278
... and tied to a leash... 186/278
...and can't ever do anything wrong!" 187/278
...and can't ever do anything wrong!" 188/278
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*deep breaths* 201/278
*deep breaths* 202/278
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*deep breaths* 204/278
*deep breaths* 205/278
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Maya: "Get away from me." 207/278
Maya: "Get away from me." 208/278
Maya: "Get away from me." 209/278
Dad: “No!" 210/278
Dad: “No!" 211/278
Dad: “No!" 212/278
Dad: “No!" 213/278
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Dad: “That's not true!" 219/278
Dad: “That's not true!" 220/278
Dad: “That's not true!" 221/278
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Dad: “I'm sorry." 224/278
Dad: “I'm sorry." 225/278
Dad: “I'm sorry." 226/278
Dad: “I'm sorry." 227/278
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Dad: “I know... I haven't always been there for you."
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Dad: “I know... I haven't always been there for you."
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"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 233/278
"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 234/278
"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 235/278
"But it's different. You aren't helpless like...” 236/278
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"...Your whole life, you've acted like you don't need me
for anything." 240/278
"...Your whole life, you've acted like you don't need me
for anything." 241/278
"...Your whole life, you've acted like you don't need me
for anything." 242/278
"...Your whole life, you've acted like you don't need me
for anything." 243/278
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“Really, it's like you don't even want me in it.”
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“Really, it's like you don't even want me in it.”
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“Really, it's like you don't even want me in it.”
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Dad: "But I do want you in mine." 251/278
Dad: "But I do want you in mine." 252/278
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"...In any way, shape, or form." 254/278
"...In any way, shape, or form." 255/278
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(O.S): Over there! 258/278
Dad: "Now, don't take this personally." 259/278
Dad: "Now, don't take this personally." 260/278
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Rick: "Where is it? Where's the monster??" 265/278
Rick: "Where is it? Where's the monster??" 266/278
Rick: "Where is it? Where's the monster??" 267/278
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“It’s just me, Rick!” 269/278
“It’s just me, Rick!” 270/278
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“It’s just me.” 276/278
“It’s just me.” 277/278
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