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Julianna Romero
January 08, 2022
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T i m ( O S ) : C ’
mo n Ma y a , d o n ’ t b e a w e e n i e .
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T i m: P s h h h h
T i m: Wa n n a d i p
?
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K e l l y : L e t ’
s g o
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Ma y a : H u h ?
Ma y a : U h h h g u
y s ?
Ma y a : C o me o n ,
t h i s i s n ’ t f u n n y . .
Ma y a : Y o u p r o
mi s e d w e ’ d s t a y t o g e t h e r
Ma y a : Y o u p r o
mi s e d w e ’ d s t a y t o g e t h e r
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Ma y a : G A S P
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Z o mb i e d e n t a
l p a t i e n t : H E L P ME ! !
Z o mb i e d e n t a
l p a t i e n t : H E L P ME E E E E H
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None
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Z o mb i e L i t t l
e G i r l : S h e s a i d t h i s i s w h a t h a p p e n s w h e n I d o n ’ t f l o s s
Ma y a : A H ! ! !
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Ma y a : A H ! ! !
S F X : b l o o d y
n u r s e c h u c k l e s
B l o o d y N u r s
e : R i g h t t h i s w a y .
B l o o d y N u r s
e : T h e d o c t o r w i l l s e e y o u n o w
S F X : b l o o d y
n u r s e c h u c k l e s
S F X : b l o o d y
n u r s e c h u c k l e s
S F X : D O O R S L
A M
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S F X : P L A S T I
C B R E A K S
Z o mb i e D e n t i
s t : u u u u u g g h h h h h . . . .
S F X : mo n s t e r
g r o w l s
S F X : mo n s t e r
g r o w l s
S F X : mo n s t e r
g r o w l s
S F X : mo n s t e r
g r o w l s
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Z o mb i e d e n t i
s t : R A A A A A A A A A H H H H H ! ! !
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Ma y a : A H H H H H
H H H ! ! !
Ma y a : A H H H H H
H H H ! ! !
Ma y a : A H H H H H
H H H ! ! !
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S F X : T H U N K
Ma y a : A H H H H
Ma y a : A H H H H
Ma y a : u g h h h h
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Ma y a : A H H H H
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Z o mb i e : ( e v i
l l a u g h t e r )
Z o mb i e : ( e v i
l l a u g h t e r )
Z o mb i e : O P E N
U U U U U U P P P ! ! !
Ma y a : P L E A S E
! !
Ma y a : S T O P ! !
!
Z o mb i e : I
Z o mb i e ( c o n t
’ d ) : S A I D
Z o mb i e : O P E N
Z o mb i e : U P ! !
! ! ! ! !
Ma y a : O K O K ! !
! !
Ma y a : Y O U WA N T
ME T O O P E N U P ? ? ? ?
Ma y a : H U H ? ? ?
? ? ? ?
Ma y a : I D I D N ’
T E V E N WA N N A B E H E R E O K ? ! ?
Ma y a : I J U S T F
E E L S O MU C H P R E S S U R E A L L T H E T I ME
Ma y a : T O D O T H
I N G S I D O N ’ T WA N N A D O ! ! !
Ma y a : I T ’ S L I
K E I ’ M N O T G O O D E N O U G H
Ma y a : S O I H A V
E T O P R O V E T H A T I ’ M C O O L E N O U G H T O S T A Y F R I E N D S WI T H T H E M
Ma y a : ( s o b s )
Ma y a : ( s o b s )
Z o mb i e : ( g r o
w l s )
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Ma y a ( O S ) : I t
’ s j u s t . . . s o me t i me s I f e e l l i k e I h a v e t o b e s o me o n e e l s e
Ma y a ( O S ) : t o
b e t h e i r f r i e n d , y o u k n o w ?
S F X : s c r e a ms
, g r o w l s , g r u e s o me s o u n d s
S F X : s c r e a ms
, g r o w l s , g r u e s o me s o u n d s
S F X : s c r e a ms
, g r o w l s , g r u e s o me s o u n d s
S F X : s c r e a ms
, g r o w l s , g r u e s o me s o u n d s
S F X : s c r e a ms
, g r o w l s , g r u e s o me s o u n d s
Ma y a : T h e y ’ r
e a l w a y s l i k e
Ma y a : Ma y a ! !
Ma y a : Y o u d o n
’ t k n o w h o w t o e n j o y l i f e ! !
Ma y a : Y o u ’ r e
S O b o r i n g !
Ma y a : B u t i t ’
s l i k e
Ma y a : I D O k n o
w !
Ma y a : I j u s t l
i k e d o i n g d i f f e r e n t t h i n g s !
S F X : c h a i n s
a w e n g i n e , s c r e a ms
S F X : c h a i n s
a w e n g i n e , s c r e a ms
S F X : c h a i n s
a w e n g i n e , s c r e a ms
S F X : c h a i n s
a w e n g i n e , s c r e a ms
Z o mb i e : Wh a t y
o u ’ r e s a y i n g i s c o mp l e t e l y v a l i d
Z o mb i e : A n d I
c a n s e e h o w t h a t i s f r u s t r a t i n g t o d e a l w i t h .
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Ma y a : Y e a h . .
.
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Z o mb i e : We l l l
e t me a s k y o u t h i s , Ma y a
Z o mb i e : H o w d
o y o u f e e l
Z o mb i e : A F T E
R y o u h a n g o u t w i t h t h e m?
Z o mb i e : A F T E
R y o u h a n g o u t w i t h t h e m?
Ma y a : I d o n ’ t
k n o w
Ma y a : I g u e s s
I j u s t f e e l . .
Ma y a : e x h a u s
t e d .
Ma y a : L i k e I ’
m j u s t w a i t i n g f o r t h e o t h e r s h o e t o
Ma y a : L i k e I ’
m j u s t w a i t i n g f o r t h e o t h e r s h o e t o
None
Ma y a : d r o p
Z o mb i e : h mmmm
Z o mb i e : L i s t
e n Ma y a
Z o mb i e : I ’ m n
o t h e r e t o t e l l y o u w h o y o u s h o u l d b e f r i e n d s w i t h .
Z o mb i e : B u t y
o u k n o w
Z o mb i e : S o me t
i me s y o u g o t t a e v a l u a t e i f c e r t a i n f r i e n d s h i p s
Z o mb i e : a r e n
’ t s e r v i n g y o u .
Z o mb i e : P e o p
l e t h i n k T H I S i s s c a r y .
Z o mb i e : B u t y
o u k n o w w h a t ’ s r e a l l y s c a r y , Ma y a ?
Z o mb i e : F r i e
n d s w h o d o n ’ t a c c e p t y o u f o r
Z o mb i e : w h o y
o u
Z o mb i e : A R E
Z o mb i e : Y o u s
h o u l d n ’ t h a v e t o p r o v e y o u r s e l f t o
Z o mb i e : p e o p
l e w h o d o n ’ t
Z o mb i e : a p p r
e c i a t e y o u .
Z o mb i e : I s n ’
t t h a t r i g h t , T e r r y ?
T e r r y : T h a t
’ s r i g h t , Mi c h e l l e .
Z o mb i e : A l l o
f t h i s ?
Z o mb i e d e n t i
s t : I t ’ s n o t r e a l .
Z o mb i e : Y o u d
o n ’ t n e e d b r a v e r y t o b e i n h e r e .
Z o mb i e : I t t a
k e s r e a l c o u r a g e t o b e
Z o mb i e : o u t t
h e r e !
Z o mb i e : o u t t
h e r e !
Z o mb i e : o u t t
h e r e !
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None
Ma y a : T h a n k s
, D r . N i g h t ma r e .
Z o mb i e : P S H H
H , p l e a s e .
Mi c h e l l e : C a
l l me Mi c h e l l e .
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Mi c h e l l e : Wa n
n a g o s c a r e y o u r f r i e n d s ?
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Ma y a : Y e a h !
S F X : c a me r a s
h u t t e r
S F X : c a me r a s
h u t t e r
S F X : c a me r a s
h u t t e r
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