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Katherine Crossan
April 06, 2025
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H&G Miss Direct Storyboards seq 1
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Transcript
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog GRETEL OK, Miss Direct, we’re here!
Dialog GRETEL OK, Miss Direct, we’re here!
Dialog GRETEL (CONT'D) What do you want with us?
Dialog GRETEL (CONT'D) What do you want with us?
Dialog HAMSTER And could you turn down the heat a
little?
Dialog HAMSTER And could you turn down the heat a
little?
Dialog HAMSTER And could you turn down the heat a
little?
Dialog HAMSTER It’s like the surface of the
Dialog HAMSTER sun in here!
Dialog HAMSTER I’ve been there,
Dialog HAMSTER so I would know.
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
None
None
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog MISS DIRECT Hamster and Gretel,
None
None
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) we --
None
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) Oh.
None
None
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) Can you move over a little?
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog MISS DIRECT (OS) *Ahem* Little further.
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog HAMSTER Oh!
Dialog HAMSTER Oh!
Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog GRETEL Hamster, come on!
Dialog GRETEL Hamster, come on!
Dialog GRETEL Hamster, come on!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Got 'em!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Got 'em!
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog MISS DIRECT Hamster and
Dialog MISS DIRECT Hamster and
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) Gretel,
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) we finally meet.
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) we finally meet.
Dialog VILLAIN SOUNDBOARD *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN*
Dialog MISS DIRECT (her voice suddenly sounds like she’s inhaled
helium) It is I!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Miss
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) (OS) Direct!
Dialog
Dialog GRETEL Whoa.
Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog MISS DIRECT Ugh!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog MISS DIRECT Just ignore it.
Dialog MISS DIRECT My minions are poised to destroy the
city.
Dialog VILLAIN SOUNDBOARD Mwahahaha!
Dialog MISS DIRECT But you can stop it
Dialog MISS DIRECT (her mask malfunctions again) if --
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog
Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) What was I saying?
Dialog GRETEL Something about
Dialog GRETEL Something about
Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
Dialog MISS DIRECT Yes, yes, right!
Dialog MISS DIRECT You can stop it, IF you answer
all my questions.
Dialog HAMSTER Oh, I get it.
Dialog HAMSTER You’re going to ask us some riddles and
we have to --
Dialog MISS DIRECT No, not riddles,
Dialog MISS DIRECT just very direct questions.
Dialog MISS DIRECT just very direct questions.
Dialog MISS DIRECT First up:
Dialog MISS DIRECT where is the superhero known as Super
Guy?
Dialog GRETEL That’s not a riddle.
Dialog MISS DIRECT I just said they weren’t riddles!