Spider's Delight

This came about when I was thinking about unexpected life events and the uncertainty in my career choice. When I was writing this story there was an infestation of poisonous spiders at my shared home.

Transcript

19. Dialog Fly: so where was I?
20. Dialog Spider: something about corporate...
21. Dialog no...uhh well, yeah i guess.
22. Dialog Ah! yes, so i toiled away in the marshalnds of jersey.
23. Dialog just days upon days collecting sap from rancid muck.
24. Dialog it's an honest livin' but all that work - cut off by SPIDER
25. Dialog This might hurt a bit.
26. Dialog This might hurt a bit.
30. Dialog Fly: UGH!
31. Dialog ...So all that work left me exhausted. to a point where I couldn't give Deloris
32. Dialog my Flyhood.
33. Dialog my Flyhood.
34. Dialog my Flyhood.
36. Dialog Spider: Oooph that's spicy.
37. Dialog Mmwho?
38. Dialog Fly: My Wife! Keep up.
39. Dialog Fly: the whole plan was to save up for a home on the hills.
40. Dialog The uppereast side of Poop Canyon. We'd watch our gnatty babies play and swim on our private Dung Cottage.
41. Dialog FLY: *sigh* What I'd give to mush my way through fruit scraps with Deloris one more time. One more canoodling.
42. Dialog FLY: *sigh* What I'd give to mush my way through fruit scraps with Deloris one more time. One more canoodling.
43. Dialog FLY: *sigh* What I'd give to mush my way through fruit scraps with Deloris one more time. One more canoodling.
44. Dialog FLY: *sigh* What I'd give to mush my way through fruit scraps with Deloris one more time. One more canoodling.
45. Dialog One more Buzz'em. Here at the end, i just wish i planned for the future a little more...
46. Dialog a little more
47. Dialog ...intuitively
50. Dialog Spider: look, *Clears throat*
51. Dialog Spider: I'm a planner too
52. Dialog OS FLY: yEOw owy owy.
53. Dialog Spider: I've spun a thousand lines of web to make this architecturally sound home,
54. Dialog in a scenic portion of Silver Lake!
55. Dialog I rub elbows with Charlotte at her web, Rosie from "A Bugs Life", and that actress from James and the Giant Peach.. (snaps fingers trying to recall) MISS SPIDER! (Fly chimes in Miss Spider)
56. Dialog I rub elbows with Charlotte at her web, Rosie from "A Bugs Life", and that actress from James and the Giant Peach.. (snaps fingers trying to recall) MISS SPIDER! (Fly chimes in Miss Spider)
57. Dialog I strategically built it
58. Dialog during the wet mosquito season,
59. Dialog but lo and behold...
60. Dialog ...humans moved in with their repellent
61. Dialog and got rid of MY dream
62. Dialog of a mosquito shmorgasbourg. (drool)
63. Dialog Even a hunter as dope as i am catching buggers like you, I had to resort to things i regret.
64. Dialog OS: You can plan all you want but Nature is just going to have its way. you're going to get blindsided and you have to--
65. Dialog Fly:
66. Dialog Fly: okay
67. Dialog Fly: great, I'll remember this in the after life.
68. Dialog Fly: Yeesh, you're pretty preachy for a "dope hunter" that has
69. Dialog Fly: all the advantages in the bug kingdom.
70. Dialog Fly: some of us had to work to live
71. Dialog while you got to sit in a web and wait.
73. Dialog spider:...
74. Dialog spider: i'm gonna find your Debra and eat her guts too.
75. Dialog FLY: s'Deloris *sigh*
76. Dialog FLY: Yeeuurrgh
89. Dialog Spider: Okay! Where's the pepto?
92. Dialog *bird seed noise*
93. Dialog *bird seed noise*
94. Dialog *bird seed noise*
95. Dialog *bird seed noise*
96. Dialog *bird seed noise*
97. Dialog *bird seed noise*
104. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
105. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
106. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
107. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
108. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
109. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
110. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
111. Dialog *Cable break noises* *Crunch* SPIDER: franic breathing *dead spider*: fuck you mate!
128. Dialog well, shit.
129. Dialog * I shouldve planned betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! * We don't have EVERY advantage in the bug kingdom! * Ah so there ARE birds in the area.... * I hope I'm a human in the next life! * Going OFF ON A HIGH NOTE, EEEEEEEEYYYYYeeeee!
130. Dialog OS: on the other hand, I was RIIIIGGGHTTTT!!!!
131. Dialog OS: on the other hand, I was RIIIIGGGHTTTT!!!!