the big move

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5. Dialog Leo: Okay, Durhams...
6. Dialog We have 24 hours until the Realtor wants to know what place we picked.
7. Dialog We have 24 hours until the Realtor wants to know what place we picked.
8. Dialog We have 24 hours until the Realtor wants to know what place we picked.
9. Dialog We have 24 hours until the Realtor wants to know what place we picked.
10. Dialog We have two serviceable houses on our hands here.
11. Dialog We have two serviceable houses on our hands here.
12. Dialog We have two serviceable houses on our hands here.
13. Dialog We have two serviceable houses on our hands here.
14. Dialog We're on a crunch.
15. Dialog So let's House Hunters this shit.
16. Dialog Mom: Don't curse.
17. Dialog Leo: Sorry.
18. Dialog Now--
22. Dialog House A is a solid option.
23. Dialog Nice neighborhood. Decent siding.
24. Dialog Patio in the back.
25. Dialog Slide.
29. Dialog This house is honestly pretty baller.
30. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
31. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
32. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
33. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
34. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
35. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
36. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
37. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
38. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
39. Dialog It's got a pretty big backyard too.
40. Dialog Big enough to play in, not overwhelming to mow.
41. Dialog Dad: Yesssss.
42. Dialog Dad: Yesssss.
43. Dialog Dad: Yesssss.
44. Dialog Leo: I agree. Now,
45. Dialog Con??
50. Dialog No pool.
51. Dialog Jess: Ssss...
52. Dialog Man, that is a huge strike.
55. Dialog Leo: A backyard in-ground pool is an essential and enriching part of any nuclear family's life.
56. Dialog It raises social standing within the neighborhood.
57. Dialog It raises social standing within the neighborhood.
58. Dialog It raises social standing within the neighborhood.
62. Dialog Pool owners are usually the talk of the town.
63. Dialog Slide.
65. Dialog Houses with pools are premiere social gathering destinations.
66. Dialog Slide.
68. Dialog and--and studies show...
69. Dialog that pools with hot tub attachments are known to increase the strength of marriages by 500%.
72. Dialog This is all to say
73. Dialog This is all to say
74. Dialog that even though this first house
77. Dialog --is pleasant and passable on the surface,
78. Dialog without a pool it is insufficient for human life.
82. Dialog Which brings us to the second house.
83. Dialog Which brings us to the second house.
84. Dialog Which brings us to the second house.
85. Dialog Which brings us to the second house.
86. Dialog It's not the biggest. There's only two bedrooms so Jess and I'd have to share.
87. Dialog It's not the biggest. There's only two bedrooms so Jess and I'd have to share.
88. Dialog It's not the biggest. There's only two bedrooms so Jess and I'd have to share.
89. Dialog It's not the biggest. There's only two bedrooms so Jess and I'd have to share.
90. Dialog The kitchen is only half complete--
91. Dialog The kitchen is only half complete--
92. Dialog Dad: It's in a different school district we'd have to send you both to.
93. Dialog Mom: The garage isn't attached to the house like we want.
94. Dialog And all the bathrooms have that
95. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
96. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
97. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
98. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
99. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
100. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
101. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
102. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
103. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
104. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
105. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
106. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
107. Dialog weird...rusty smell--
108. Dialog Leo: But it HAS THE POOL!
109. Dialog Leo: But it HAS THE POOL!
110. Dialog Leo: But it HAS THE POOL!
111. Dialog Leo: But it HAS THE POOL!
113. Dialog the POOOOOOOL....
114. Dialog Dad: Leo, bud, it's not even that big...
115. Dialog Jess: That's not the point!!
116. Dialog Didn't you see those expertly rendered images of our future from earlier??
117. Dialog These can only be attained if we become an IN-GROUND POOL family!!! By any means necessary!!!
119. Dialog Dad: Ah heh...
120. Dialog ...Honey??
121. Dialog ...Honey??
122. Dialog ...Honey??
123. Dialog ...Honey??
136. Dialog Mom: Yeah, first house.
137. Dialog Mom: Yeah, first house.
138. Dialog Mom: Yeah, first house.
140. Dialog Leo: AAAAAAAGH Jess: AW MOM
141. Dialog Leo: AAAAAAAGH Jess: AW MOM
142. Dialog Leo: AAAAAAAGH Jess: AW MOM
143. Dialog Jess: WHYYYYY???
144. Dialog Mom: Cause I'm Mom and I have final say in all things.
151. Dialog Dad: Hey, don't look at me!
152. Dialog Mom: Guys, that second place is a crazy fixer upper.
153. Dialog Re-doing the kitchen alone puts it wayyy over the initial selling price.
154. Dialog That's extra money we could maybe just spend on...buying an above ground pool for the first place?
157. Dialog Leo: Ah, it's not the same.
158. Dialog Forget the whole thing.
162. Dialog Jess: Hey. Hi.
163. Dialog We didn't score so you owe me $20 for those slideshow drawings.
164. Dialog We didn't score so you owe me $20 for those slideshow drawings.