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chad
April 08, 2021
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you stole my soup
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Dialog Phil: Wh...what?
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Dialog Josh: That was MY. LUNCH.
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Dialog Phil: Uh...Dude--
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Action Notes 1-2 heavy breathing cycle, repeat 3x
Action Notes 1-2 heavy breathing cycle, repeat 3x
Dialog Phil: DUDE! JOSH!
Dialog Are you for real with this??
Dialog Josh: As serious as a heart attack, baby.
Dialog Josh: You just don't mess with
Dialog a MAN'S FOOD!!
Dialog a MAN'S FOOD!!
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Dialog Phil: DUDE.
Dialog This is MINE.
Dialog And it's not even--
Dialog Josh: LIIIIIES!! Action Notes arm motions and pupil movement
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Dialog Josh: LIIIIIES!! Action Notes arm motions and pupil movement
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Dialog Phil: OW
Dialog Phil: OW
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Dialog Phil: Son of a ---
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Dialog Phil: (O.S.) Dude what...
Dialog what are you--
Dialog AW NO
Dialog DON'T BREATHE
Dialog ON IT!!!!
Dialog NOOOOOOOO!!! Action Notes 1-2 arm shake repeat 4x
Dialog NOOOOOOOO!!! Action Notes 1-2 arm shake repeat 4x
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Dialog Ow....
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Dialog ~ahhh~
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Dialog Josh: And now to enjoy
Dialog MY piping hot bowl of--
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Dialog Th...this is ramen.
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Dialog I made cream of chicken though.
Dialog Phil: (O.S.) OH MY GOD, no you didn't.
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Dialog That's what I was trying to tell you before
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Dialog KARATE KID'd me just now.
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Dialog You walked
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Dialog and went back into your room.
Dialog I WATCHED you do it.
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Dialog YOUR soup's
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Dialog still on the counter.
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