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Kristen Pileri
March 23, 2025
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Hole in the Ground
Kristen Pileri
March 23, 2025
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Transcript
HoleInTheGround
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Dialog Don't worry Stacy,
Dialog Don't worry Stacy,
Dialog I promise we'll get the money!
Dialog Hello? Hello??
Dialog DAM battery.
Dialog DAM battery.
Dialog AHHH!!!
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Dialog LOW GRUNT
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Dialog Hey man, I don't have any money.
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Dialog sniff
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Dialog sniff
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Dialog Hey hey hey,
Dialog Don't come any closer!
Dialog PLEASE
Dialog STOP!
Dialog NOOOOOO!!!!
Dialog grunts
Dialog grunts
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Dialog Ummm, what am I doing in this shallow dug
out?
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Dialog Wait, you want me to DIG? Is this because
I'm a ground hog??
Dialog You know that's highly offensive. We actually USE tools.
I don't even have a shovel!
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Dialog Hey.. You are making me dig my own grave
aren't you?
Dialog Grunts.
Dialog It is isn't it? I think this seems deep
enough for a grave right?
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Dialog Okay okay! I'll keep going...
Dialog sheesh.
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Dialog OKAY. This has GOT to be deep enough! Please,
just let me go.
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Dialog Grunts
Dialog Grunts
Dialog WHAT? MORE?!
Dialog You know what? NO! This is a super deep
hole for who knows what. And I've been digging for hours! I'm DONE. I have to go home!
Dialog I have a
Dialog wife. She NEEDS me!! I NEED TO GO HOME
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Dialog I don't care what you do to me!
Dialog I don't care what you do to me!
Dialog YOU get down here and dig!
Dialog I'M
Dialog DONE!
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Dialog tink*
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Dialog grunts
Dialog grunts
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Dialog HEY! Is that all you GOT?!
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Dialog GASP. Is that a truffle?? That's got to be
worth a gazillion dollars!
Dialog "Cheeky grin grunt noise."
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Dialog What. FOR MEE???
Dialog (sniff) This will fix absolutely everything.
Dialog How can I tha...
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Dialog Moving forward?
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Dialog Absolutely.
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