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Abi
February 04, 2023
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Joe Shmoe
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February 04, 2023
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Transcript
Dialog JOE: I can start When I'm ready?
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Dialog SFX: long snort
Dialog JOE- WELL YEE-HOWDY, WELCOME DOWN TO GOOD OL’ JOES
SHMOES! WHERE YOU LEAVE HAPPY AND MY EMPLOYEES EVEN HAPPIER!
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Dialog JOE- Listen up folks, I hate to keep repeating
myself...
Dialog JOE- But what is it that we sell here
in this fine establishment?
Dialog BEN, SAM, KELLY- Happiness TORI- food!
Dialog JOE- Sorry, who, who is this?
Dialog TORI- Um- actually im new it's my first day...
Dialog JOE- Woah too much yappin'. Just shut up and
sit down.
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Dialog SAM- Me? Oh I love my job,
Dialog SAM- Yeah, the managers, they're the best.
Dialog SAM- Have either of you guys seen Joe? BEN
& KELLY- Nope
Dialog SAM- Here we go!
Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 1- Are you stupid? This is NOT
what we ordered!
Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 1- We ALWAYS come here
Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 1- and this is NOT IT
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Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- oh!
Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- Hey come here!
Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- Hey come here!
Dialog SAM- WOAH!
Dialog SAM- What the hell? KELLY- hey!
Dialog KELLY- Sam! hey can you take these back for
me?
Dialog KELLY- Cool, thanks so much
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Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- Hey! Im talking to you!
Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- You cant IGNORE me!
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Dialog SAM- HAS ANYBODY SEEN A MANAGER
Dialog SAM- JESUS CHRIST, LET-
Dialog SAM- GO!
Dialog SAM- GUYS! WHERE THE **** IS JOE
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Dialog SAM- Yeah it's great
Dialog BEN- Personally, I think people get lost in the
drama.
Dialog BEN- Eventually you learn to come in, make money,
and get the hell out of here
Dialog SFX slurping
Dialog SAM- You still think they're related?
Dialog BEN- Could be, there are some real sickos out
there you know SAM- yeah i guess
Dialog SAM- When did we close again? BEN- two hours
ago...
Dialog SAM- Think they would notice if we lock up
and leave?
Dialog BEN- I dont know. You tell me
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