Joe Shmoe

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1. Dialog
   JOE: I can start When I'm ready?
   

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3. Dialog
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   long snort
   

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4. Dialog
   JOE-
   WELL YEE-HOWDY, WELCOME DOWN TO GOOD OL’ JOES SHMOES! WHERE YOU LEAVE HAPPY AND MY EMPLOYEES EVEN
   HAPPIER!
   

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10. Dialog
    JOE-
    Listen up folks, I hate to keep repeating myself...
    

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11. Dialog
    JOE-
    But what is it that we sell here in this fine establishment?
    

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12. Dialog
    BEN, SAM, KELLY-
    Happiness
    TORI-
    food!
    

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13. Dialog
    JOE-
    Sorry, who, who is this?
    

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14. Dialog
    TORI-
    Um- actually im new it's my first day...
    

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15. Dialog
    JOE-
    Woah too much yappin'. Just shut up and sit down.
    

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17. Dialog
    SAM-
    Me? Oh I love my job,
    

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18. Dialog
    SAM-
    Yeah, the managers, they're the best.
    

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19. Dialog
    SAM-
    Have either of you guys seen Joe?
    BEN & KELLY-
    Nope
    

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20. Dialog
    SAM-
    Here we go!
    

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21. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 1-
    Are you stupid? This is NOT what we ordered!
    

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22. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 1-
    We ALWAYS come here
    

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23. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 1-
    and this is NOT IT
    

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27. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    oh!
    

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28. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    Hey come here!
    

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29. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    Hey come here!
    

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30. Dialog
    SAM-
    WOAH!
    

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31. Dialog
    SAM-
    What the hell?
    KELLY-
    hey!
    

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32. Dialog
    KELLY-
    Sam! hey can you take these back for me?
    

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33. Dialog
    KELLY-
    Cool, thanks so much
    

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36. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    Hey! Im talking to you!
    

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37. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    You cant IGNORE me!
    

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39. Dialog
    SAM-
    HAS ANYBODY SEEN A MANAGER
    

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40. Dialog
    SAM-
    JESUS CHRIST, LET-
    

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41. Dialog
    SAM-
    GO!
    

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42. Dialog
    SAM-
    GUYS! WHERE THE **** IS JOE
    

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44. Dialog
    SAM-
    Yeah it's great
    

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45. Dialog
    BEN-
    Personally, I think people get lost in the drama.
    

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46. Dialog
    BEN-
    Eventually you learn to come in, make money, and get the hell out of here
    

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47. Dialog
    SFX
    slurping
    

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48. Dialog
    SAM-
    You still think they're related?
    

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49. Dialog
    BEN-
    Could be, there are some real sickos out there you know
    SAM-
    yeah i guess
    

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50. Dialog
    SAM-
    When did we close again?
    BEN-
    two hours ago...
    

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51. Dialog
    SAM-
    Think they would notice if we lock up and leave?
    

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52. Dialog
    BEN-
    I dont know. You tell me
    

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