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Joe Shmoe

Abi
February 04, 2023

Joe Shmoe

Abi

February 04, 2023
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  1. Dialog
    JOE: I can start When I'm ready?

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  3. Dialog
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    long snort

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  4. Dialog
    JOE-
    WELL YEE-HOWDY, WELCOME DOWN TO GOOD OL’ JOES SHMOES! WHERE YOU LEAVE HAPPY AND MY EMPLOYEES EVEN
    HAPPIER!

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  10. Dialog
    JOE-
    Listen up folks, I hate to keep repeating myself...

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  11. Dialog
    JOE-
    But what is it that we sell here in this fine establishment?

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  12. Dialog
    BEN, SAM, KELLY-
    Happiness
    TORI-
    food!

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  13. Dialog
    JOE-
    Sorry, who, who is this?

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  14. Dialog
    TORI-
    Um- actually im new it's my first day...

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  15. Dialog
    JOE-
    Woah too much yappin'. Just shut up and sit down.

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  17. Dialog
    SAM-
    Me? Oh I love my job,

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  18. Dialog
    SAM-
    Yeah, the managers, they're the best.

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  19. Dialog
    SAM-
    Have either of you guys seen Joe?
    BEN & KELLY-
    Nope

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  20. Dialog
    SAM-
    Here we go!

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  21. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 1-
    Are you stupid? This is NOT what we ordered!

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  22. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 1-
    We ALWAYS come here

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  23. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 1-
    and this is NOT IT

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  27. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    oh!

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  28. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    Hey come here!

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  29. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    Hey come here!

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  30. Dialog
    SAM-
    WOAH!

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  31. Dialog
    SAM-
    What the hell?
    KELLY-
    hey!

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  32. Dialog
    KELLY-
    Sam! hey can you take these back for me?

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  33. Dialog
    KELLY-
    Cool, thanks so much

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  36. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    Hey! Im talking to you!

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  37. Dialog
    RUDE CUSTOMER 2-
    You cant IGNORE me!

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  39. Dialog
    SAM-
    HAS ANYBODY SEEN A MANAGER

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  40. Dialog
    SAM-
    JESUS CHRIST, LET-

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  41. Dialog
    SAM-
    GO!

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  42. Dialog
    SAM-
    GUYS! WHERE THE **** IS JOE

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  44. Dialog
    SAM-
    Yeah it's great

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  45. Dialog
    BEN-
    Personally, I think people get lost in the drama.

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  46. Dialog
    BEN-
    Eventually you learn to come in, make money, and get the hell out of here

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  47. Dialog
    SFX
    slurping

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  48. Dialog
    SAM-
    You still think they're related?

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  49. Dialog
    BEN-
    Could be, there are some real sickos out there you know
    SAM-
    yeah i guess

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  50. Dialog
    SAM-
    When did we close again?
    BEN-
    two hours ago...

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  51. Dialog
    SAM-
    Think they would notice if we lock up and leave?

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  52. Dialog
    BEN-
    I dont know. You tell me

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