Joe Shmoe

Transcript

1. Dialog JOE: I can start When I'm ready?
3. Dialog SFX: long snort
4. Dialog JOE- WELL YEE-HOWDY, WELCOME DOWN TO GOOD OL’ JOES SHMOES! WHERE YOU LEAVE HAPPY AND MY EMPLOYEES EVEN HAPPIER!
10. Dialog JOE- Listen up folks, I hate to keep repeating myself...
11. Dialog JOE- But what is it that we sell here in this fine establishment?
12. Dialog BEN, SAM, KELLY- Happiness TORI- food!
13. Dialog JOE- Sorry, who, who is this?
14. Dialog TORI- Um- actually im new it's my first day...
15. Dialog JOE- Woah too much yappin'. Just shut up and sit down.
17. Dialog SAM- Me? Oh I love my job,
18. Dialog SAM- Yeah, the managers, they're the best.
19. Dialog SAM- Have either of you guys seen Joe? BEN & KELLY- Nope
20. Dialog SAM- Here we go!
21. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 1- Are you stupid? This is NOT what we ordered!
22. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 1- We ALWAYS come here
23. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 1- and this is NOT IT
27. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- oh!
28. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- Hey come here!
29. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- Hey come here!
30. Dialog SAM- WOAH!
31. Dialog SAM- What the hell? KELLY- hey!
32. Dialog KELLY- Sam! hey can you take these back for me?
33. Dialog KELLY- Cool, thanks so much
36. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- Hey! Im talking to you!
37. Dialog RUDE CUSTOMER 2- You cant IGNORE me!
39. Dialog SAM- HAS ANYBODY SEEN A MANAGER
40. Dialog SAM- JESUS CHRIST, LET-
41. Dialog SAM- GO!
42. Dialog SAM- GUYS! WHERE THE **** IS JOE
44. Dialog SAM- Yeah it's great
45. Dialog BEN- Personally, I think people get lost in the drama.
46. Dialog BEN- Eventually you learn to come in, make money, and get the hell out of here
47. Dialog SFX slurping
48. Dialog SAM- You still think they're related?
49. Dialog BEN- Could be, there are some real sickos out there you know SAM- yeah i guess
50. Dialog SAM- When did we close again? BEN- two hours ago...
51. Dialog SAM- Think they would notice if we lock up and leave?
52. Dialog BEN- I dont know. You tell me