Ops tooling has so far been the domain of shell scripts, interpreted languages like Python or statically compile languages like Go. But with the advent of GraalVM this situation has changed significantly. But behold: it is now possible to apply the power of the Java language and its ecosystem to your DevOps tooling problems and yet get optimal performance and efficiency by using GraalVM native images. In this session we will show that versatile 12-factor CLIs and powerful Kubernetes operators can be implemented in Java super easy in no time.