Wifi Password?

Transcript

1. *chanting in demonic*
2. *chanting in demonic*
3. *chanting in demonic*
4. *chanting in demonic*
5. *chanting in demonic*
6. *chanting in demonic*
7. *chanting in demonic*
8. *chanting in demonic*
9. “GRIMBAP! ZORBAP!”
10. “GRIMBAP! ZORBAP!”
11. “Gor...”
12. “. . .”
13. “uh... Gor...”
14. “Gor-num...”
16. *grumble, grumble* (o/s) “. . .Master?”
17. “Is something the matter, o’ Dark One?” Minion:
18. Dark One: “Well this is just great.” *grumble*
19. Dark One: “I mean, the guy was literally here yesterday...”
20. Dark One: “And its already cutting out, that’s just awesome.”
21. Minion: “Have you tried just using LTE instead?
22. Dark One: “Oh! Oh ya, let me just connect to the network.”
23. Dark One: “On freakin’ sublevel 3!”
24. Dark One: “Great, real best of the best out here for Rangor the Ravenous’ eternal army.”
25. Minion: “Master? You leave us at the hour of our Great One’s return?”
26. Dark One: “I’m not leaving.”
27. Dark One: “Just going upstairs to borrow their connection.”
28. *beep*
30. Minion: “I think it’s out of order.”
32. Dark One: *loud sigh*
33. *loud noises, commotion*
34. *loud noises, commotion*
35. *overwhelming commotion* “BEHIND!” “HOT,HANDS!” “IM IN THE WEEDS OVER HERE!’
36. *overwhelming commotion* “BEHIND!” “HOT,HANDS!” “IM IN THE WEEDS OVER HERE!’
37. *overwhelming commotion* “BEHIND!” “HOT,HANDS!” “IM IN THE WEEDS OVER HERE!’
38. Head Chef: “What the hell are you doing here? Do you know what day it is?”
39. Dark One: “I know but-”
40. Dark One: “ Y E O P !”
44. Head Chef: “You come here, on the night of the blood moon...”
45. Head Chef: “DURING MY DINNER RUSH?!”
46. Head Chef: “This is ridiculous.”
49. (o/s) Head Chef: “I would never-”
50. Head Chef: “Ever bother you during any of your stuff, and you know that.”
51. Head Chef: “INSPECTION!”
53. (o/s) Head Chef: “OUT!”
54. (o/s) Head Chef: “OUT!”
55. (o/s) Head Chef: “OUT!”
56. (o/s) Head Chef: “OUT!”
57. (o/s) Head Chef: “hmm...”
58. (o/s) Head Chef: “hmm...”
59. Head Chef: “Who made this?”
60. Chef 1: “I did Chef!”
63. Head Chef: “It’s beautiful, son.”
65. Chef 1: “Thank you, Chef!”
68. Head Chef: “OUT!”
69. (o/s) Head Chef: “So what do you want, Dewey?”
70. Dark One: “I just need your wifi password, ours has been acting up.”
71. Dark One: “And then I can be out of your hair.”
72. Head Chef: “Sorry bud, no can do, tryin’ out a new ‘no-phones’ service.”
73. Head Chef: “You’re gonna have to go ask upstairs.”
74. Dark One: “... Upstairs...?”
75. Head Chef: “Come-on, we both know that of all of us-”
76. Head Chef: “She’s the most likely to have wifi. Just ask.”
77. Head Chef: “Now get out and never enter my kitchen during rush again.”
79. Dark One: *groans*
87. *Jazz music resumes*
93. *BANG, BANG*
94. Vanessa: “What?”
95. Vanessa: “Oh god, not you again.”
96. *SLAM!*
97. Dark One: “Please! I only need a moment of your time!”
98. *lock rusting*
99. Vanessa: “Fine. But you have to help me with something first.”
100. (o/s)Vanessa: “... and so we did the focusing intentions...”
101. (o/s) Vanessa: “but for some reason, it’s still not working.”
102. Vanessa: “...so yeah.”
103. Dark One: “Well it does say the blood has to be given willingly...?”
104. Vanessa: “Oooh ya, Marcy’s willing.”
106. Marcy: “WHOOO! Lets Go, mama’s ready!”
108. Dark One: “So she is.”
109. Dark One: “And there’s no way you can just give me the password?”
110. Vanessa: “Nope.”
112. Dark One: “Fine.”
113. Vanessa: “Atta-boy”
116. Dark One: “hmm...”
119. Dark One: “hmm... mhm....”
120. Dark One: “Well, the blood’s still fresh, which is good.”
121. Vanessa: “And it’s not the ritual circle, I’ve checked it like a gazillion times.”
122. Dark One: “Then maybe your sacrifice is less willing than you think.”
123. Marcy: “Don’t drag my name through the mud!”
124. Dark One: “I’m just saying!”
125. Dark One: “It’s either that or the demon just has nothing to grab onto.”
126. Vanessa: “What do you mean?”
127. (o/s) Dark One: “Like, an insecurity or jealousy, or something.”
128. (o/s) Dark One: “but that would be impossible, you guys are like 14.”
129. Vanessa: “That’s it!”
130. Vanessa: “Marcy’s too confident to be possesed!”
131. Dark One: “... huh?”
132. Vanessa: “Everyone, quick! Gather around!”
133. Vanessa: “Up you go”
135. All Chanting: “Bledu... Blurb Deu...”
136. All Chanting: “Sneak tor.... philamenia... whoo...”
137. All Chanting: “enie... meenie... mooo”
138. All Chanting: “Bingo bongo... pepperchini...” Dark One (slightly behind): “... bingo... bongo?”
139. All Chanting: “Pianoforte! Jazzocise! Fillamino!” Dark One (slightly behind): “... Jazz! uh... fill-”
140. All Chanting: “We summon thee!!”
144. Marcy: “Did it work?”
145. Vanessa: “Almost!”
147. Dark One: “And what am I supposed to do?”
148. Vanessa: “Just say something to kill her confidence.”
149. Dark One: “What?! But she’s like 12!”
150. Vanessa: “Well none of us can do it! She’s our friend!”
151. Dark One: *load groan*
152. Dark One: “ok.”
153. Dark One: “Your knees look weird.”
155. Marcy: “oh god.” *gurgle*
156. *unholy screech*
157. Vanessa: “Dude!”
158. Dark One: “Is she gonna be ok?”
159. Vanessa: “Probably!”
160. (o/s) Vanessa: “But let’s get you on your way...”
161. *creak*
162. Dark One: “So now that’s done...”
163. Dark One: “How ‘bout the ol’ wifi?”
164. Vanessa: “huh?”
165. Vanessa: “Oh right! Mine’s out, you’ll have to go upstairs.”
166. *SLAM!* *muffled sounds of destruction*
167. *bell jingles*
169. *huffs*
171. Dark One: “Good evening.”
172. Dark One: “Do you have wifi?”
173. Barista: “Yep. Just gotta buy something first.”
174. Dark One: “Excellent! Give me your most evil black coffee blend!”
175. Barista: “Ook! And for here or to go?”
176. Dark One: “Best do to-go, I’ve left my minions unsupervised for long enough.”
177. Barista: “A shame... Should be ready in a minute or two.”
180. Dark One: “Perfect!”
181. Dark One: “I’d forgotten how much I enjoy the smell of coffee.”
182. Barista: “A little indulgence every now and then isn’t so bad”
196. (o/s) Minion: “Master! Master!”
197. Minion: “Did you retrieve the internet signal?
198. Dark One: “F@#K.”