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June 15, 2018
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Transcript

  1. The prime suspect is located in no other than the

    grand city of…

  2. …Los Angeles, California.

  3. None

  4. Heh.

  5. And of course—

  6. your disguises…

  7. *Bird chirping ambience*

  8. Are crop tops always this revealing?!

  9. None

  10. Misha, look!

  11. Blonde chick with sunglasses at 12 o’ clock!

  12. None
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  14. Let’s go—

  15. Wait…

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  28. There’re blonde chicks everywhere?!?!

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  32. Hey—

  33. Red shoes!

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  44. I guess…

  45. …this is our welcome to LA.

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  52. Wow, this chai latte is so lit.

  53. So this is who we’re after?

  54. None

  55. *Gags*

  56. Eugh.

  57. None

  58. Y’all wanna ditch?

  59. Alright, let’s go.

  60. None

  61. Didn’t we just get here?!

  62. Jeez.

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  71. -We’re gonna check out the eyeshadow. -Ok, cool.

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  75. Ooh— What a pretty color!

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  79. Hey Stacey, let’s go!

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  81. That was way too close!

  82. And these mascara sticks aren’t doing it.

  83. Would you like to try that on?

  84. None

  85. Damn

  86. This mascara really is better than sex.

  87. None

  88. Hehe.

  89. Ew, I look so ugly in here…

  90. Let’s take another.

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  93. *Car engine rumbles*

  94. Hey, they’re getting away!

  95. Misha!

  96. None

  97. Misha!

  98. Hold on!

  99. You’ll blow our cover!

  100. *Sighs*

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  102. *Car speeds away*

  103. Ughhh!!!

  104. How can someone like her beat us?!

  105. None
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  107. Listen…

  108. It’s fine for now…

  109. And besides—

  110. Look at all the cute memories we made today.

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  113. So just chill, bitch.

  114. Did you just call me bitch?