What's wrong with PHP?

What's wrong with PHP?

I gave this talk at 4Developers in Warsaw!

Follow me on Twitter: @CodeStars

These days, it often feels like php is an old, creepy piece of code - it seems that all the cool code kids are using ruby, node or scala.

But is this actually the truth? Maybe php is just different. I believe we as a community are on the right way to take our tools, frameworks, and the community itself to a new level. Composer, Packagist, PHPspec, and PSR are just a first step in the right direction. Each of us can do their part - you could, and you should also be a part of it. So lets unite into an awesome, open-minded community, leaving the php 3 times behind us!

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Ole Michaelis

April 12, 2013
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  1. 4Developers - April 12th - Warsaw (Poland) What’s wrong with

    PHP?
  2. me, myself and I Ole Michaelis @CodeStars github.com/nesQuick codestars.eu

  3. working @Jimdo “Open Source Rockstar”

  4. working @Jimdo “Open Source Rockstar”

  5. don’t feed the trolls! kind of a disclaimer

  6. so, what’s wrong with php?

  7. the story of a language nobody likes!

  8. PHP SUCKS!

  9. None
  10. but, finally there was one thing ...

  11. open source

  12. open source FUCK YEAH!

  13. dafuq?

  14. dafuq? php is #6 on github

  15. * 8.000.000 Jimdo pages :D 20.000.000* sites running on PHP

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  17. so why is it?

  18. let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

  19. let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

  20. let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

  21. let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

  22. let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

  23. let’s check awwwwww ... *rageface*

  24. please STOP this!

  25. please STOP this!

  26. yep! got it This is how THEY know PHP!

  27. but... can’t we just fix it? could be me, trying

    to fixing php
  28. indeed, we can and it should not be that hard!

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/2238271809_3601c302b0.jpg
  29. 3 easy steps to fix php

  30. 1. participate http://munich2012.drupal.org/program/sessions/php-core-get-rid-bugs-and-contribute | https://wiki.php.net/rfc/voting | https:// edit.php.net/ | https://github.com/php/php-src

    | https://bugs.php.net/
  31. 2. make it happen

  32. 2. make it happen

  33. 2. make it happen

  34. 2. make it happen

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  36. 2. make it happen

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  41. 2. make it happen

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  47. 3. spread the word

  48. dark side well, we should talk about that too

  49. the new world a few free arguments just tailored for

    you http://www.flickr.com/photos/zanthia/6683299491/in/set-72157603955402874/
  50. super easy for beginners ohohh! cat content

  51. open source

  52. open source FUCK YEAH!

  53. open source FUCK YEAH! https://gist.github.com/4687004

  54. open source FUCK YEAH! https://gist.github.com/4687004

  55. open source to the rescue

  56. more than web

  57. libraries SPL and tons of build-in functions plus packagist

  58. let’s get serious

  59. programmers wanted http://www.udemy.com/blog/modern-language-wars/ According to Craiglist.com, most companies are looking

    for developers fluent in php
  60. they want you, really

  61. Fabien Potencier “PHP is much better then you think” “PHP

    is probably not the best language out there, [...] but PHP is the best web platform... .
  62. Fabien Potencier “PHP is much better then you think” “PHP

    is probably not the best language out there, [...] but PHP is the best web platform... . ever.”
  63. thank you! follow me on Twitter @CodeStars or github.com/nesQuick

  64. questions? ask now or ping me later: @CodeStars or Ole@jimdo.com

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  66. http://i.imgur.com/MQHYB.jpg http://www.sxc.hu/photo/536650 http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/2238271809_3601c302b0.jpg http://www.flickr.com/photos/tekkebln/6674676047/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/ladytimeless/6872017034/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/buhtterfly/3711487510/sizes/l/in/photostream/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/dopey/6273168640/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/stickwithjosh/5288115744/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/hugo90/4455412652/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/shebalso/7051794259/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/christophedelsol/6875754732/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/ffx-florbelasfotographix/3593162929/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/tom-poes/2525316618/ http://blog.claudiupersoiu.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_2959.jpg http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22600000/Remember-Don-t-Feed-the-Trolls-fanpop-22675484-412-341.jpg http://www.free-picture.net/albums/space/earth-night-day.jpg sources special thanks to all the awesome people who supported me so nice: Elena <3 Nils Fridel Z Sönke Chris JIMDO!