Do I SERIOUSLY look like the kinda guy who burns down CASTLES, fights through ENTIRE KINGDOMS, JUST so I can raid a stupid treasury? Seriousl- Me?! Dragon Page 69/175
Do I SERIOUSLY look like the kinda guy who burns down CASTLES, fights through ENTIRE KINGDOMS, JUST so I can raid a stupid treasury? Seriousl- Me?! Dragon Page 70/175
Do I SERIOUSLY look like the kinda guy who burns down CASTLES, fights through ENTIRE KINGDOMS, JUST so I can raid a stupid treasury? Seriousl- Me?! Dragon Page 71/175
So, I'm thinking every so often, all you do is give me one little measly chest and, say, a scale as proof of dragonslaying to chill him out... Dragon Page 126/175
Ah, I can't believe that for only a small fee I can have peace, security, and a red carpet rolled out straight to doorsteps of mankind's most depraved! Dragon Page 160/175
Ah, I can't believe that for only a small fee I can have peace, security, and a red carpet rolled out straight to doorsteps of mankind's most depraved! Dragon Page 161/175
SECRETARY: Local medieval police department, drop-box for bribes is to the left, department for inciting wanton religious violence is down the hall. Dragon Page 170/175