American Dad - "A Little Mystery" Sample 1

Thumbed, laid out and cleaned-up in its entirety by Ryan Rosendal. Directed by Chris Bennett.

Transcript

1. Scene 1 Duration 08 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
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9. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
10. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY So
11. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY bloodʼs flyin
12. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY everywhere
13. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY and Dino was all like
14. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY “NOOO!
15. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY MY COKE FINGER!”
16. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY But
17. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY you donʼt get in the sub sandwich game
18. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY unless youʼre willing to lose a
19. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY coke finger or two.
20. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY (ADLIB) (EXHALE)
21. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel M Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY Anyway,
22. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel N Duration 01 00 Dialog 1 HAYLEY whatʼs new with you?
23. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel O Duration 01 00 Dialog 2 JEFF Well,
24. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel P Duration 01 00 Dialog 2 JEFF I recently came into some
25. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel Q Duration 01 00 Dialog 2 JEFF big meerkat facts.
26. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel R Duration 01 00 Dialog 2 JEFF Did you know meerkats are more than
27. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel S Duration 01 00 Dialog 2 JEFF mere cats?
28. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel T Duration 01 00 Dialog 3 HAYLEY Thatʼs not a fact,
29. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel U Duration 01 00 Dialog 3 HAYLEY itʼs a joke from your latest issue
30. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel V Duration 01 00 Dialog 3 HAYLEY of National Geographic Teen.
31. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel W Duration 01 00 Dialog 3 HAYLEY And you already told it to me.
32. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel X Duration 01 00 Dialog 4 JEFF I did?
33. Scene 2 Duration 25 00 Panel Y Duration 01 00 Dialog 5 HAYLEY Yes.
34. Scene 3 Duration 03 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
35. Scene 3 Duration 03 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 5 HAYLEY Tell me something new
36. Scene 3 Duration 03 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 5 HAYLEY with you.
37. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
38. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF Uh...
39. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF Oh!
40. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF I got laid last night.
41. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF I got laid last night.
42. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF I got laid last night.
43. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF I got laid last night.
44. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF And it was the
45. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF best
46. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF best
47. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF sex
48. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF sex
49. Scene 4 Duration 13 00 Panel M Duration 01 00 Dialog 6 JEFF of my life!
50. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
51. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 7 HAYLEY I was there.
52. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 7 HAYLEY But I agree,
53. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 7 HAYLEY I really outdid myself.
54. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog 7 HAYLEY Surely youʼve done
55. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 7 HAYLEY something
56. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog 7 HAYLEY I donʼt know about.
57. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel H Duration 01 00
58. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog 8 JEFF A moth laid eggs in my ear.
59. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 8 JEFF A moth laid eggs in my ear.
60. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog 8 JEFF A moth laid eggs in my ear.
61. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 8 JEFF A moth laid eggs in my ear.
62. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel M Duration 01 00 Dialog 9 HAYLEY You showed me.
63. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel N Duration 01 00 Dialog 9 HAYLEY Anything else?
64. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel O Duration 01 00 Dialog 10 JEFF They hatched and I became a proud papa
65. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel P Duration 01 00 Dialog 10 JEFF of ninety moth babies!
66. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel Q Duration 01 00 Dialog 11 HAYLEY I know about the moth babies.
67. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel R Duration 01 00 Dialog 11 HAYLEY I know about the moth babies.
68. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel S Duration 01 00 Dialog 11 HAYLEY I know about the moth babies.
69. Scene 5 Duration 20 00 Panel T Duration 01 00 Dialog 11 HAYLEY I know about the moth babies.
70. Scene 6 Duration 03 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
71. Scene 6 Duration 03 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 11 HAYLEY (DESPERATE) Anything else at all?
72. Scene 6 Duration 03 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 11 HAYLEY Just one new thing!
73. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
74. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 12 JEFF (THINKS HARD) Hmmmm...
75. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel C Duration 01 00
76. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 12 JEFF (THINKS HARD) Hmmmm...
77. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel E Duration 01 00
78. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 12 JEFF (THINKS HARD) Hmmmm...
79. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel G Duration 01 00
80. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog 12 JEFF (THINKS HARD) Hmmmm...
81. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog 12 JEFF (THINKS HARD) Hmmmm...
82. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 13 JEFF Oh!
83. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog 13 JEFF I heard that a meat slicer
84. Scene 7 Duration 12 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 13 JEFF cut off Dinoʼs pinky at Sub Hub!
85. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
86. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 14 HAYLEY (BUMMED) You heard that from me.
87. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
88. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
89. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
90. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
91. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
92. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
93. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
94. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER (SCREECH) Couldnʼt (SCREECH) help (SCREECH) eavesdropping.
95. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
96. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
97. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel M Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
98. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel N Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
99. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel O Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
100. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel P Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
101. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel Q Duration 01 00 Dialog 15 ROGER Iʼm also on a crappy date.
102. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel R Duration 01 00
103. Scene 8 Duration 21 00 Panel S Duration 01 00
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106. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
107. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 16 ROGER (TO DATE) Oh stop frowning,
108. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 16 ROGER weʼre still gonna smush--
109. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 16 ROGER weʼre still gonna smush--
110. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog 16 ROGER weʼre still gonna smush--
111. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 16 ROGER weʼre still gonna smush--
112. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog 16 ROGER weʼre still gonna smush--
113. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel H Duration 01 00
114. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel I Duration 01 00
115. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 19 JEFF (GASP)
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117. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER a relationship,
118. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel M Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER like all living things,
119. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel N Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER like all living things,
120. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel O Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER is precious,
121. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel P Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER is precious,
122. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel Q Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER and needs room
123. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel R Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER to breathe.
124. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel S Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER But being around each other
125. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel T Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER all the time
126. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel U Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER is like well,
127. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel V Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER itʼs like only breathing in.
128. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel W Duration 01 00 Dialog 17 ROGER And that's impossible.
129. Scene 9 Duration 24 00 Panel X Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (SKEPTICAL) Are you sure, Mr. R?
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131. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (INHALE)
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135. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (INHALE)
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137. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (INHALE)
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151. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel V Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (INHALE)
152. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel W Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (INHALE)
153. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel X Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (EXHALE)
154. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel Y Duration 01 00 Dialog 18 JEFF (EXHALE)
155. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel Z Duration 01 00
156. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel ZA Duration 01 00 Dialog 19 JEFF (BREATHLESS, IMPRESSED) Haho!
157. Scene 10 Duration 28 00 Panel ZB Duration 01 00 Dialog 19 JEFF Heʼs absolutely right!
158. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
159. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 20 HAYLEY (TO ROGER) Please continue with your metaphor.
160. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER What you two need is breathing room,
161. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER What you two need is breathing room,
162. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER What you two need is breathing room,
163. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER What you two need is breathing room,
164. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER some space to get a little mystery back.
165. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER some space to get a little mystery back.
166. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER some space to get a little mystery back.
167. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER some space to get a little mystery back.
168. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER some space to get a little mystery back.
169. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog 21 ROGER some space to get a little mystery back.
170. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel M Duration 01 00
171. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel N Duration 01 00
172. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel O Duration 01 00
173. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel P Duration 01 00
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175. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel R Duration 01 00
176. Scene 11 Duration 19 00 Panel S Duration 01 00 Dialog 22 JEFF Some space...
177. Scene 12 Duration 02 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
178. Scene 12 Duration 02 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 22 JEFF is that what you want, babe?
179. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel A Duration 01 00
180. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel B Duration 01 00 Dialog 23 HAYLEY I think that
181. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel C Duration 01 00 Dialog 23 HAYLEY will be good
182. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel D Duration 01 00 Dialog 23 HAYLEY for us--
183. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel E Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
184. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel F Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
185. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel G Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
186. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel H Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
187. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel I Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
188. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel J Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
189. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel K Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
190. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel L Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (ADLIB) (CHOKING NOISES)
191. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel M Duration 01 00 Dialog 24 HAYLEY (MOTHERLY) Itʼs okay, just spit it out.
192. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel N Duration 01 00 Dialog 24 HAYLEY (MOTHERLY) Itʼs okay,
193. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel O Duration 01 00 Dialog 24 HAYLEY just spit it out.
194. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel P Duration 01 00
195. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel Q Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (SPITTING NOISES)
196. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel R Duration 01 00 Dialog ROGER (SPITTING NOISES)
197. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel S Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER (BRATTY) That potato
198. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel T Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER was a
199. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel U Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER turnip!
200. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel V Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER (TO DATE, COOL) Letʼs go,
201. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel W Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER babe.
202. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel X Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER babe.
203. Scene 13 Duration 33 00 Panel Y Duration 01 00 Dialog 26 ROGER Itʼs smush oʼclock.
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