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shelby payocyoc
July 28, 2023
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A Blue Jay
shelby payocyoc
July 28, 2023
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Transcript
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Dialog Going to new places can be intimidating.
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Dialog Especially when you're on your own.
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Dialog As for crowds...
Dialog I've never liked sticking out.
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Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And next up to bat...
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): ...With a career record of 9 home
runs...
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): ...With a career record of 9 home
runs...
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Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And that's a base hit for the
Blue Jays!
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And that's a base hit for the
Blue Jays!
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Dialog SHELLY: (Is he... Is he looking at me?)
Dialog SHELLY: (Did I do something wrong?)
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Dialog GUYS: *Chatter*
Dialog GUYS: *Chatter*
Dialog GUYS: *Chatter*
Dialog GUYS: *Chatter*
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Dialog GUY: Hey...
Dialog GUY: ...These seats are reserved for us.
Dialog GUY: I think you're in the wrong section.
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Dialog SHELLY: Sorry!!
Dialog SHELLY: Sorry!!
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Dialog SHELLY: Ah, should've double checked.
Dialog SHELLY: How embarrassing.
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Dialog SHELLY: 313...313.
Dialog SHELLY: 313...313.
Dialog SHELLY: 313...313.
Dialog SHELLY: 313...313.
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Dialog SHELLY: *Inhale*
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Dialog SHELLY: (Row 4 seat 1...)
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Dialog SHELLY: (Row 4 seat 1?!)
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Dialog SHELLY: 'Scuse me, is this seat one?
Dialog MAN: Yes it is.
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Dialog SHELLY: Sorry, I think this is my seat.
Dialog MAN: Oh!
Dialog MAN: One over, girls.
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Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And another base run for the Yankees!
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And another base run for the Yankees!
Dialog CROWD: Wooo!
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Dialog VENDOR: Popcorn, popcorn!
Dialog VENDOR: Popcorn, popcorn!
Dialog VENDOR: Chocolate and candy bars!
Dialog VENDOR: Chocolate and candy bars!
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Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And the Blue Jays hit it out
of the park!
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And the Blue Jays hit it out
of the park!
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And the Blue Jays hit it out
of the park!
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Dialog SHELLY: Woo!
Dialog ANNOUNCER (OS): And next up to bat is Aaron
Judge.
Dialog SHELLY: (Judge...)
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Dialog SHELLY: (Speaking of Judge...)
Dialog SHELLY: (Where's the Judge's Chambers?)
Dialog SHELLY: (Where's the Judge's Chambers?)
Dialog SHELLY: (Where's the Judge's Chambers?)
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Dialog SHELLY: (Should I ask him?)
Dialog SHELLY: (But...)
Dialog SHELLY: (I don't wanna bother him!)
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Dialog SHELLY: Sorry, but... Do you know where the Judge's
Chamber is?
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Dialog MAN: The Judge's Chamber?
Dialog MAN: Yeah, right over there. Behind right field.
Dialog MAN: Yeah, right over there. Behind right field.
Dialog MAN: If you're wearing his jersey, you could be
lucky and get picked to sit there.
Dialog SHELLY: Huh.
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Dialog MAN: Are you visiting?
Dialog SHELLY: Yeah, from Toronto.
Dialog SHELLY: I'm staying in New York just for a
few days.
Dialog MAN: Oh, my wife's from Toronto!
Dialog MAN: How're you liking it here?
Dialog SHELLY: It's my first time at the Yankees Stadium.
Dialog SHELLY: It looks a lot bigger than the Rogers
Center.
Dialog SHELLY: It's a whole different energy too.
Dialog MAN: (Laughs) Yankees fans are something else.
Dialog MAN: Glad my daughters are normal.
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Dialog SFX: *Endgame Buzzer*
Dialog SFX: *Endgame Buzzer*
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Dialog MAN: Congratulations.
Dialog SHELLY: Good game!
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Dialog SHELLY: Sorry but... Would you mind taking my picture?
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Dialog Going to new places can be scary.
Dialog Especially when you're on your own.
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Dialog MAN: Ready?
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Dialog But sometimes they turn can out to be the
best experiences.