Archer 807 Storyboards

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2. Dialog TREXLER Because, asshole, if we hadn't gone upstairs we wouldn't be... whatever!
3. Dialog TREXLER Because, asshole, if we hadn't gone upstairs we wouldn't be... whatever!
4. Dialog TREXLER Because, asshole, if we hadn't gone upstairs we wouldn't be... whatever!
5. Dialog ARCHER Shinnying.
6. Dialog TREXLER Exactly!
7. Dialog ARCHER Exactly. And this is the last place he'd ever think to look for us, so --
8. Dialog DUTCH (O.S.) Hey, guys!
9. Dialog ARCHER Wha--?! TREXLER [startled yelp]
10. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
11. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
12. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
19. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER Oh...
20. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER Oh...
21. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
22. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
23. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER (O.S.) Ungh!
24. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
25. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
26. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
27. Dialog DUTCH [goofy maniacal giggle]
28. Dialog LANA And you're sure you can drive a stick?
29. Dialog TRINETTE (as Groucho Marx) As long as I can find the manual!
30. Dialog TRINETTE (as Groucho Marx) As long as I can find the manual!
31. Dialog TRINETTE (as Groucho Marx) As long as I can find the manual!
32. Dialog TRINETTE (as Groucho Marx) As long as I can find the manual!
33. Dialog CECIL [weak laugh]
34. Dialog LANA Hospital!
35. Dialog TRINETTE Okay, jeez, I'm going!
37. Dialog TRINETTE (as Groucho Marx) Guess I better not stall.
38. Dialog TRINETTE (as Groucho Marx) Guess I better not stall.
39. Dialog CECIL [weak laugh]
40. Dialog LANA Go!
45. Dialog LANA And since Archer was kind enough to leave his keys in the ignition...
46. Dialog LANA And since Archer was kind enough to leave his keys in the ignition...
47. Dialog LANA And since Archer was kind enough to leave his keys in the ignition...
48. Dialog LANA Get in!
49. Dialog POOVEY Umm...
51. Dialog FIGGIS We'll just take my car.
52. Dialog LANA No, actually, you'll come with me!
53. Dialog LANA No, actually, you'll come with me!
54. Dialog LANA No, actually, you'll come with me!
55. Dialog FIGGIS To where?
56. Dialog LANA Wh-? My headquarters!
58. Dialog POOVEY What, like some drag club?
59. Dialog LANA For the --
60. Dialog LANA For the --
61. Dialog LANA --I'm not a transvestite!
62. Dialog LANA I'm a treasury agent!
63. Dialog LANA I'm a treasury agent!
64. Dialog FIGGIS/POOVEY Whaaaaaaat?
65. Dialog FIGGIS/POOVEY Whaaaaaaat?
66. Dialog LANA And you two are under arrest.
67. Dialog LANA And you two are under arrest.
68. Dialog FIGGIS/POOVEY Whaaaaaaat?
69. Dialog LANA Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping, grand larceny...
70. Dialog LANA Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping, grand larceny...
71. Dialog LANA Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping, grand larceny...
72. Dialog LANA ---oh, and while we're on the subject, I'll go ahead and take the ransom money.
73. Dialog LANA ---oh, and while we're on the subject, I'll go ahead and take the ransom money.
74. Dialog FIGGIS Well, you say that...
75. Dialog FIGGIS Well, you say that...
77. Dialog LANA Hey whoa, whoa!
81. Dialog LANA Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
82. Dialog FIGGIS Oh does it now?
83. Dialog POOVEY Yes.
84. Dialog FIGGIS Poovey!
85. Dialog POOVEY Oh right.
87. Dialog FIGGIS Wh-? Not at me, idiot! At her!
88. Dialog POOVEY Yeah, she doesn't have the money.
89. Dialog FIGGIS Oh, you have gotta be kidding.
90. Dialog LANA Poovey, put the gun down.
91. Dialog FIGGIS Right?
92. Dialog LANA/ POOVEY Shut up.
93. Dialog LANA (to Poovey) Listen to me, you testify against him, the judge'll go easy on you, you're out in like... twenty years!
94. Dialog POOVEY What?!
95. Dialog LANA I meant months!
96. Dialog POOVEY Nice try, hang on, Elliot Mess!
97. Dialog POOVEY Now hand over the dough, Figgis.
98. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER [long yell]
99. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER [long yell]
100. Dialog ARCHER/ TREXLER [long yell]
111. Dialog LANA What the...?
112. Dialog LANA What the...?
113. Dialog ARCHER Whatever this is we don't have time for it!
114. Dialog ARCHER Whatever this is we don't have time for it!
115. Dialog ARCHER Whatever this is we don't have time for it!
116. Dialog ARCHER Whatever this is we don't have time for it!
119. Dialog LANA Excuse me! I am effecting an arrest!
120. Dialog ARCHER Great, while you're at it arrest him!
121. Dialog LANA Who?
122. Dialog DUTCH Rrrrraaagh!
123. Dialog DUTCH Rrrrraaagh!
124. Dialog DUTCH Rrrrraaagh!
125. Dialog DUTCH Rrrrraaagh!
126. Dialog DUTCH Rrrrraaagh!
127. Dialog DUTCH [grunt]
128. Dialog DUTCH [grunt]
129. Dialog DUTCH [grunt]
134. Dialog EVERYBODY [startled reactions to this]
135. Dialog EVERYBODY [startled reactions to this]
137. Dialog ARCHER (chuckling) If for nothing else, that outfit.
138. Dialog ARCHER (chuckling) If for nothing else, that outfit.