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Thomas Wan
May 12, 2023
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t h i n k . . . t h
i n k . . . t h i n k !
w e j u mp e d f r o
m u n i v e r s e 1 , t o u n i v e r s e 2
t h e o n l y p r o
b l e m i s , t h i s o n e ’ s c a r t o o n !
A r e a l QU A N T U
M p r o b l e m t h a t w e h a v e t o s o l v e ,
u n t o o n t h e u
n i v e r s e w i t h o u t c o l l a p s i n g i t a l l !
u n t o o n t h e u
n i v e r s e w i t h o u t c o l l a p s i n g i t a l l !
u n t o o n t h e u
n i v e r s e w i t h o u t c o l l a p s i n g i t a l l !
. . . a w w n a w ,
k i d , w e a n i ma t e d - -
B u t s o l v i n g
q u a n t u m q u a n d a r i e s i s t h e f a mi l y b i z !
A n d b u s i n e s
s i s g o o d ! - -
A n d b u s i n e s
s i s g o o d ! - -
U H , n o t r e a l
l y - - t h e w a y y o u f u c k i n u p , i t ’ s mo r e l i k e y o u r A - c h i l l e s .
S H U T U P , J A ME
S ! I ’ m t r y n a t h i n k !
G o t t a fi n d o u
t w h a t w e n t w r o n g ! Wh a t ’ s t h e mi s s i n g l i n k ! ?
OOH ! I g o t i t - -
mo me n t o f c l a r i t y !
T h e U n i v e r s
e T r a v e r s e r w a s s e t t o p a r o d y !
I n s t e a d o f j
u mp i n t o a u n i v e r s e t h a t ’ s l i v e i n t h e fl e s h ,
We g o t 2 D - a n i
ma t e d a n d s e n t h e r e i n s t e a d !
A s i mp l e mi s c a
l c u l a t i o n , s h o u l d b e e a s y t o fi x - -
Wi t h j u s t a f e
w s ma l l a d j u s t me n t s w e ’ l l b e l i v e i n a j i f f !
B u t S i r i u s ,
w a i t ! ! - -
N o t n o w ! I ’ m
s t i l l t r y i n g t o t h i n k .
T h i s i s a ma n ’
s p r o b l e m b a b y , a n d I n e e d y o u o n b e a t !
I ’ l l d i a l t h
e u n i v e r s e t r a v e r s e r , u p t o 3 D . . .
a n d s w i t c h f
r o m p a r o d y t o p o l a r i t y !
A n d j u s t l i k
e t h a t , w e ’ r e r e a d y t o ma k e mo v e s - -
Ou r s q u a d ’ s g
o n n a b e l i v e r t h a n 2 L i v e C r e w !
Wh o ? ? D OE S N ’ T
MA T T E R ! Y ’ a l l r e a d y t o r u n ?
Wh o ? ? D OE S N ’ T
MA T T E R ! Y ’ a l l r e a d y t o r u n ?
l i v e a c t i o n
c o mi n u p i n 3 , 2 , 1 ! ! !