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The_Heist.pdf

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  12. Dialog GUY I changed my mind. I want to go

    back.

  13. Dialog ALEXANDER After the big fuss you made about not

    getting left behind on the ship?

  14. Dialog GUY Yeah, but that's when I thought maybe was

    the crewman that stays on the ship and something is up there and it kills me

  15. Dialog GUY but now I'm thinking I'm the guy who

    gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet...

  16. Dialog JASON Guy, you're not going to get killed on

    the planet, okay?

  17. Dialog JASON Guy, you're not going to get killed on

    the planet, okay?
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  19. Dialog JASON Oh I'm not?

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  22. Dialog GUY Then what's my last name?

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  24. Dialog JASON Your last name?

  25. Dialog GUY Yeah, what is it?

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  28. Dialog JASON It's...

  29. Dialog "its.."

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  33. Dialog JASON I dont know

  34. Dialog JASON I dont know

  35. Dialog GUY No. Nobody does.

  36. Dialog GUY Do you know why?

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  38. Dialog GUY Because my character isn't IMPORTANT enough for a

    last name

  39. Dialog GUY Because I'm going to DIE five minutes in

  40. Dialog GUY Why bother to come up with a last

    name for me

  41. Dialog GWEN Guy

  42. Dialog GWEN You HAVE a last name. We just dont

    KNOW it,

  43. Dialog GUY Do I? DO I?

  44. Dialog GUY For all you know I'm just crewman #6!

  45. Dialog (hysterical)

  46. Dialog GUY Okay, its Fleegman! GUY FLEEGMAN! There!

  47. Dialog GUY Now I'm a whole person!

  48. Dialog GUY I cant die!

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  50. Dialog GUY FLEEGMAN! THEY CAN'T KILL ME NOW,

  51. Dialog GUY CAN THEY? CAN THEY?

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  53. Dialog ALEXANDER (sighs) Are we there yet?

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  87. Dialog JASON There it is. The Beryllium sphere.

  88. Dialog ALEXANDER Must be some sort of mining facility.

  89. Dialog GWEN Where are the miners?

  90. Dialog GUY Something BAD happened here.

  91. Dialog TOMMY Will you relax?

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  103. Dialog GWEN Look at that... Will you LOOK at that...

    They look like little children...

  104. Dialog TOMMY Could they be the miners?

  105. Dialog GUY Sure. They're like, three years old.

  106. Dialog ALEXANDER MINERS, not MINORS.

  107. Dialog GWEN Oh, they're so cute

  108. Dialog GUY Of course they're cute NOW. But in a

    second they're going to turn

  109. Dialog GUY MEAN and UGLY somehow

  110. Dialog GUY and then there are going to be a

    million MORE of them!...
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  119. Dialog EVERYONE Awwww..... It's hurt...

  120. Dialog GWEN Hi!... Hi there little guy...

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  122. Dialog GUY Jesus, didn't ANY of you watch the show!?

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  125. Dialog ALIEN CHILDREN Gorignak... Gorignak.... Nak nak!

  126. Dialog GWEN Aw, look. They're helping the hurt one...

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  142. Dialog GUY I am so sick of being right