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December 12, 2023
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Transcript
Dialog *HUMMING*
Dialog *HUMMING*
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Dialog *HUMMING*
Dialog *HUMMING*
Dialog *HUMMING*
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Dialog *fwoooh*
Dialog *CRASH*
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Dialog *SHATTER*
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Dialog *sheeenk*
Dialog DEVIL: So sorry for the intrusion.
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Dialog *CRASH*
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Dialog ANGEL: And who might you be?
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Dialog Devil: I'm the one-
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Dialog Devil: Who's gonna kick your ass!
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Dialog *CRACK*
Dialog *CRACK*
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Dialog *swoop*
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Dialog *slash*
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Dialog DEVIL: *PANT*
Dialog DEVIL: *PANT* STOP
Dialog DEVIL: *PANT*
Dialog DEVIL: stop DODGING! Why won't you fight back??
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Dialog ANGEL: It's in our commandments that we can't harm
any beings.
Dialog ANGEL: I'm an ANGEL.
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Dialog DEVIL: Grrghhh...
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Dialog *sheen*
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Dialog ANGEL: Huh?
Dialog ANGEL: My...hair...
Dialog ANGEL: M-my hair...you..
Dialog ANGEL: M-my hair...you..
Dialog ANGEL: Are going to pay for this.
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Dialog *THWAP*
Dialog *THWAP*
Dialog *THWAP*
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Dialog *THWAP*
Dialog DEVIL: AUGH!
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Dialog *thwump*
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Dialog DEVIL: Wait wait waitwait-
Dialog DEVIL: Waiittt-
Dialog DEVIL: Woah-
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Dialog DEVIL: Heh...ehe..?
Dialog *RING RING RING*
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Dialog *RING RING RING*
Dialog Devil: One moment.
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Dialog DEVIL: Hhhello?
Dialog *gibberish*
Dialog *gibberish*
Dialog DEVIL: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Dialog *BEEEP*
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Dialog DEVIL: Sorry, my stupid boss.
Dialog DEVIL: Work can be soo annoying sometimes.
Dialog DEVIL: Work can be soo annoying sometimes.
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Dialog DEVIL: Well, you know how it is.
Dialog DEVIL: Work calls.
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Dialog DEVIL: This was fun.
Dialog DEVIL: We'll continue this another time.
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Dialog DEVIL: You can keep the pitchfork by the way!
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