Narrator:Once upon a time,
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Narrator:a Tsarhad three sons.
Narrator:One day,he gathered them
Narrator:and said --
Tsar:Before Iam too old,
Tsar:Iwantyou to marry...
Tsar:forIwould like to see my grandchildren.
Tsar:Each mustshootan arrow.
Tsar:Whereveritfalls...
Tsar:There you shallfind yourwife.
Tsar(O.S.):Ivan!!
Ivan:Um...
Ivan:Pardon me...
Ivan:Ithink I’m lost...?
Ivan:Do you--
Ivan:--know
Ivan:where the
Ivan:...bathroom...
Ivan:...is?
Tsar:Son--
Ivan:Sorry.
Tsar:*sigh*
Tsar:I...
Tsar:Ijustwantyou to be happy.
Tsar:To have a good wife.
Tsar:A good reputation.
SFX:Ivan’s crown squeaks as itslides
Ivan:Sure.
SFX:Machinery clangs and whirrs
Narrator:And so,the TsarsentIvan offto find his arrow.